2,316 Forum Posts by "SirLebowski"
When you say you are fixing it, do you mean you are getting rid of the ego or making yourself smart enough to match the ego?
At 4/5/09 01:31 AM, Bacchanalian wrote:At 4/4/09 10:53 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:Oh... steer clear of business majors.
And art majors or any kind. Really, go into engineering or any of the sciences.
That's really stupid. You'd have to kill like 1000 Chinese/orienters to equal 1 American/English dog.
They should learn to swear as early as possible, so they can devote more of their time on this Earth offending the easily offended.
I myself to cling to Jean Baptiste's teachings.
100 percent, I will cut that little bastards leg off myself to prove Mendel wrong.
At 3/12/09 12:46 AM, Redface wrote:At 3/12/09 12:32 AM, lnstinct wrote: JUSTICE.Justice for what, you stupid sack of shit?
When has Miley Cyrus ever crossed or slighted or inconvienced you in any way? Now, I'm not much of a doctor, but you seem to me to have a brain condition, much like Ms. Cyrus has that unfortunate heart condition. The only thing I can prescribe you for your condition is several doses of searing hot lead, administered directly between your eyes.
You have not been around women under the age of 20 lately, have you? It's sad that you can never understand the pain that we, the younger generations, share. It brings us together in ways you and I can never share.
No, not justice. It's just a faster-beating heart. Not life-threatening.
Next time you promise me justice you bring me some dead Mily Cyrus, you fucking ninny.
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Autopsies are fine. There was that video of those three boys in the Ukraine murdering that man and that gurgling sound he made.
Videos of actual murder of other human beings (real, not fake) or suicide are unsettling because they are real. It's not the gore, either. It's just knowing that there are people capable of something so depraved. Makes you question a lot of things.
At 3/11/09 11:17 PM, DM692 wrote: Could you elaborate?
With a cutting implement. It hurt.
Wait, YOU'VE been developing a replacement? LMAO.
I didn't raise my son to be a soldier
I raised him up to be my pride and joy
Who dares to put a musket on his shoulder
To kill another mother's darling boy
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It's an interesting site about a guy getting revenge on his brother. It promises nudity for all, with a little elbow grease.
I think it's stupid. I don't know a single person who hasn't fucked at least ONE Whopper. I mean, come on.
That bread is so soft.
Dear Old Man in Apartment 2,
We are all out of Drain-O. Sorry.
Hugs and Kisses,
Motherfuckers.
The thin women are frigid bitches and the subzero temperatures make it hard for penetration?
Dragon Lounge. International Buffet. Asian House. All three within 10 minutes of my house.
Do I win some sort of asian-related prize? If it's of my choosing, I'd like some Asian loving please. I'm so lonely, and the only thing I have to comfort me is all-you-can-eat crab legs.
At 12/21/08 11:27 PM, EpicFail wrote:At 12/21/08 11:26 PM, SirLebowski wrote: That isn't irony.Actually, it is irony, you fucking tool.
How is it irony that something expected happens? Do you need an 8th grade English teacher raping, too?
You should be raped by your 8th grade English teacher. That isn't irony. I would expect a porn star that sleeps with a lot of whorey women to die of or get an STD.
I wonder if a deaf person would be more likely to hear voices in their head? I know if I am in dead silence, alone, for prolonged periods of time I sometimes think I hear snippets of voices on occasion.
They tell me to kill things.
I believe the worst thing it does is desensitize us. I don't think it would inspire violence, though, unless there is a mental instability in the person.
American Gods by Neil Gaiman. Go. Now. Run. Flee.
I am allowed to open one present on Christmas eve. Then on Christmas morning we all gather around, we empty our stockings and then take turns opening presents, exchanging hugs and thanks and then of course, taking pictures. Then we help each other assemble or set up whatever we bought each other, eat cinnamon rolls and homemade cookies and brownies and spend the rest of the day having fun with our gifts.
I have the TV on all the time, and I don't watch television on my computer screen because I am neither retarded nor have the money for an oversized monitor that would make viewing television on my computer enjoyable. Plus, I don't have a recliner at my computer desk.
Macs are...umm...they...I can...You...errr...yes.
It's like a freeride. If you are from that family it's a free political career.
You know what else is cool to do while high? An heroing.
At 12/19/08 07:44 PM, WeedClock wrote: count my money then smoke a blunt.
while counting my money.
The fact that you can do that in five minutes and then do it again after lighting a blunt is a testament to your poverty.
Chowder is the shit, but I just got Boomerang and if I am going to watch cartoons it will be Johnny Bravo followed by Herculoids.
