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At 4/22/14 06:11 PM, mechadude32 wrote: We were lost without you...

whoever you are!

The possibilities of someone knowing who I am are very small.

Actually I just wanted to know how you guys were doing all these years that I have not been present.

At 1 minute ago, Schizo-Sephy wrote:

At 4 minutes ago, Sindread wrote: I-I don't know how I'm going to live now.

Why don't you tell these nice people what Nyctophobia is?

Oh of course! the fear of dark, my good sir.

At 33 seconds ago, SnoopyChicken wrote: Sleep with the light on.

I've got no light and the darkness is making me stay in bed.

I-I don't know how I'm going to live now.

At 7 minutes ago, nggangsterpimp wrote: Yeah. Either that or so many people would want to use it that the price to use it could actually decrease, but then comes the cost of making enough of them to get enough people teleporting at a fast enough rate.It'd be a rough start, but computers had a hard start too when they were first being created. I know, computers were still a lot more of a reality though.

But remember the amount of energy it would need to first disassemble you and to then reassemble you, not just everyone has hundreds of millions of dollars in their pockets and even if there were a lot of them, the price would still be ridiculously expensive, for a very long time of course. Not a lot of stuff have a good start.

At 8 minutes ago, Zippy-MyMusic wrote: I think they have a theory that you can go forward in time if you can go faster than the speed of light, but I'm not sure.

Faster than the speed of light? impossible. First of all, over c is impossible, and since this cannot be done, less could you time travel forward in time.

At 3 minutes ago, GenericName54 wrote: Teleportation is, theoretically, impossible. There's just no practical way to do it that wouldn't require a shitton of energy, making the teleportation of a large object (and I mean large by science's definition of large, not the practical definition) highly expensive and highly dangerous.

Now, I must say ...
astonishing theory professor!

Hawt.

fap fap fap

Go back to the cave. Please.

At 27 minutes ago, nggangsterpimp wrote: I've thought about this before, and I believe it could scientifically be possible, but would be VERY hard to do. If you think about it, someday in the future it IS possible that if scientists wanted to, they could create a machine that breaks something or someone down piece by piece, molecule by molecule, then transport it through like a tube or something, into another device elsewhere that reassembles the pieces just like they were and recreates the object from the first transporter.

That's one method though, another one seems less possible, because data would be lost on the way, if the machine broke down the particles then tried to physically send them wirelessy to another machine for reassembly, obviously particles would be lost on the way or merge with other particles in the air, and it would be VERY incomplete or mutated, so I don't know if that method would work.

Another method is much more reliable. Breaking down the molecules/particles, keeping them in the first machine for assembling other objects or people, but sending wireless data of what it broke down to another teleporter for that one to rebuild with particles it already has.

These have been my theories on ways it could possibly be done.

This all seems possible, but would require some very tough work and quite some years, or even decades of work.
But of course, if travelling from USA to Japan is expensive enough, imagine instant teleportation from USA to Japan;
we're talking about hundreds of millions of dollars just to use the teleportation unit.

Hey there sweetheart.

I once had a dream of how an earthquake destroyed my school, but then I noticed the girl I had a crush on was split in half.
Fucked up dream indeed my good sir.

Some fucked up shit has happened to me in the past. Yeah bro no shizz, I've been hearin' things, voices.. fainting ones ..
footsteps when I be sleepin' dawg, and all of it happens at fuckin' 3 o' clock in the mornin' dawg. I be scared yo.

Is it? or is it not? I'm sure it is. Of course it is. Everything is possible!

Wisly, I choose you!

derp.

Somebody's been smoking too much skooma lately.

And to your question, not now. But teleportation, yes yes.

Guys guys, there's this fucking glitch on the quest "Season Ending" Ulfrik Stormcloak stops talking after a while.
What in hell am I supposed to do now? I have to load a previous save to go back.

At 4 hours ago, Life-Stream wrote:

At 2 hours ago, Sindread wrote: Can someone make me some awesome? just like my name, and some jazzy nifty effects all over it.
Enough to cause an eyegasm. You know.

nifty enough?

I got an idea. How about you make my username smaller and eliminate the little tails left of the name.
Also, PLEASE USE BLACK COLORS :3

I love how they downgraded the level 41 bloody axe icon to level 21.

At A few seconds ago, Squidbit wrote: jjtrdjrthsrtjrtfsuretewatserujuhluilpguippu

Gibberish at it's finest!

At 34 minutes ago, Donut wrote:

At 1 hour ago, Sindread wrote: Can someone make me some awesome? just like my name, and some jazzy nifty effects all over it.
Enough to cause an eyegasm. You know.

Requested bland sig.

I love that sig! unfortunately it's not for me.
Also, I'M NOT A RANDOM PERSON!

Can someone make me some awesome? just like my name, and some jazzy nifty effects all over it.
Enough to cause an eyegasm. You know.

1 : What's your real name?
Jonathan
2 : When is your birthday?
A decade and a couple of more years.
3 : What would be your ideal job?
Programmer.
4 : Who's is your idol?
"Who's is" LOL
5 : Who's your favorite Newgrounds user (only name one)?
Nobody. Morons everywhere.
6 : What's your favorite meal?
French fries.
7 : What's your favourite type of car?
Lamborarri.
8 : Which Newgrounds user of the opposite sex (or not) would you date?
Nobody. I do have someone in mind, but I'd rather not say it.
9 : Would you like to found a family later? / Do you currently have a fiancee / wife / husband and child(s)?
This question makes no sense. No no no no.
10 : Do you think 2012 will be the beginning of a new era, the END OF THE WORLD OMFG, or nothing at all (see picture below) ?
Neither. I think it will be just but another day.
11 : If a mystical force could eradicate the idiots from the General Forum and spam from Newgrounds, would you be happy?
I don't really care.
12 : What's your favorite video game?
Zelda, any.
13 : Which console do you prefer?
PC.
14 : Have you bought games that originated from NG? (such as Alien Hominid or Castle Crashers)
Nope.
15 : Do you own a NG T-Shirt, NG Stickers or any other NG merchandise?
Nope, but I'd love a penicorn!
16 : How much time do you spend on Newgrounds every day?
Like, a few hours a month.
17 : What are you proud about your Newgrounds account? (That can be everything if you think you are so awesome...)
Nothing. Cocky people are irritant.
18 : Do you have a goal on Newgrounds (example, doing 40K b/p in one year, making 10K posts, becoming a NG mod, etc.)?
No.
19 : The new Newgrounds Redesign is out! What do you like about it? What don't you like about it?
Nothing. Text input background was changed, and I loved it! this one looks like diarrhea. This looks like it was trying to copy some other top-notch gaming site.
20 : What is the most important feature of Newgrounds to you?
Levels, definitely.
21 : If you could change your user name, what would you change it to?
IHateEyeLovePoozy.
22 : If you would tell one thing to Tom to get a better Newgrounds, what would you say?
Please bring us the old text input background.
23 : Why do you post in the Newgrounds BBS?
Because I live inside a basement wearing a polar bear coat and a horned helmet. I also know a lot of Thu'ums too.
24 : Do you click ads?
Never have, never will.
25 : Do you think you'll still be around NG years from now?
I have no idea.
26: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it saw a hot chicken at the other part of the road.
27: When's the last time you sent Gagsy a love PM?
This is the person I was talking about dating, how precise, oh you.
28: EyeLovePoozy; In our Out?
Out. Get him out. Please. He can keep his cum-knuckled fingers to himself.

Why didn't you stop time and stop yourself from falling? gee, people these days..

At 12/24/11 11:02 AM, mandog15 wrote: mines Pokemon, don't ask why, I just love Nostalgia.
Whats yours

Well, this is pretty much it.

Isn't America like the country with most obese people?

The expression on the reindeer's faces made my day.

Not to forget, Merry Christmas to everyone as well!

Amazing. 23.

Anyway, here's a screenshot.. hope it helps..

http://i.imgur.com/npYqb.png

So I come home from school, mom tells me she shut down the laptop, so I force shut it down to end it quickly (because shutting down on Windows is like waiting for a stone wall to talk to you). Later I notice my mouse wasn't recognized.. I plugged it in (it's wired, the red light underneath it is lit when I plug it in in any of the USB ports) all the USB ports, but none of them worked. But my mouse showed no signs of death or.. malfunction.

I try searching on the Internet and I found out a way to see if my laptop wasn't recognizing my mouse, I opened up "Device Manager" and it told me my PS/2 Compatible Genius Mouse was being recognized, but it just didn't worked no matter what I did, I rebooted my laptop, plugged it out and plugged it in, all sorts of stuff. A few minutes later, I open a game which has sounds and music on it, I can't hear it at all. I see an (X) on my sound notification thingy and I think "guess it was muted" so I put my finger on the mute button on my laptop, it didn't change.. it kept the (X) there. I hover the sound notification thingy and it says "No Audio Output device is installed" and I'm like "but it's a laptop, it comes with the Audio Output device installed", I try to fix it with the common "update the driver and it'll fix!" technique, nope it did not work. I troubleshooted and it just told me to ask an expert or search the Internet, like it usually does.

What the hell is happening here?