AC Slater you are not.

At 7/18/07 12:24 AM, Joe67 wrote: Look back in history and you find a war that is like this one, same things are going on, and same crap. Man I must have learned a lot in history class.

Something comparable would be the blunder of Tiberius who lost three legions at the battle in the Teutoburg forest against Germanic warriors.

One night in Chyna

Thank you very much.

Hello there, I was curious if anyone could help me find a flash game that I'm pretty sure isn't on Newgrounds. I played it several years ago and only recently remembered it. The game is in black and white and you start on the ground as a man in a business suit. Your able to fly into the sky and there are different actions to preform while flying around, and eventually the man flies up into space and then ends up on a beach or something like that. It was a pretty artsy experience. I've already tried finding it online but with the amount of information I remember about it I know I won't find it, so I've come to you as a last beacon of hope. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Sorry for the vagueness.

At 10/10/06 12:42 AM, intrepidus6 wrote:

Does an ABC store count as "The right place"?

You do know that ABC stands for Alcoholic Beverage Control, worst place to get alcohol. In some areaS there run by the state and they card if you look under 40. Just play "Hey Mister" until a kindly hobo takes your money.

I like Heffewizen, Celebrator, and Pilsner Urquell though I tend to drink Yuengling and PBR.

It took me awhile since I thought I was looking at a weird boombox. Good show good show.

I go to Appalaachian State but I'm transferring back to Florida for nursing. I'll probbly just get the associates degree since I'm quite sick of school.

At 9/27/06 02:00 PM, krazykangaroo wrote: the teacher noticed me and hacked into my screen an wrote "M4D 1337 H4x" i lold

Translation: Meet me behind the dumpster for doughnuts and seditive laced carbonated products. Don't wear a belt. H4x.

Aliens hide amongst the powers of ten, not in space saucers.

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU DAD!

I really would hate to be tourtured by blasting the same song (like the Barney theme) over and over and over and over and over and over 24 hours a day nonstop. I would rather have my fingernails pulled out with a wrench or something ya know? I'd take pain over weeks of sensory deprivation anyday.

At 9/22/06 11:32 AM, Enoll wrote: Cowboys eh?
Drinking hats!
All war Vet drinking, all the time!

Hey you'd be right at home in the Nam!

Open a tire store and give free rimjobs with every purchase.

Drink water.

HA HA you have glasses you have glasses! Nanny nanny boo boo four eyes! Go back to Nerdotropolopolis! Oh wait! That's your basement!

In the afternoon's after class it's either Bobby Dylan or Woody Guthrie. Then things segue into Ghostface Killah's Fishscale.

I think there's a certain someone who doesn't share your sentiments. "Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do, is to share your bed with someone."

Jesus juice! Jesus juice!

Only 1300 returns. However nobody had this picture come up. Giggle.

At 9/22/06 09:33 AM, iluap wrote: Is it just me or does that make this site seem like a porn site.

I suppose you don't remember Newdgrounds.

You know what they say, can't spell Aspergers without Ass!

I watched Beakman's World. Fake scientists always know more.

At 9/22/06 03:13 AM, YnedtheSourmaker wrote: then after there was some other guy selling candy and he slipped one in my bag i didnt realize till i got home it's still sitting there

You stole Bedn's canday, better watch out!

On top.

Congratulations. Be sure to start drinking things that are not Natural Ice, Lord Calvert's whiskey, or Popov vodka.

I fucking think it's really inconsiderate of automobile drivers who fucking smoke the planet up and warm the earth, and fill my lungs with carcinogens.

While I'm at it, whens the last time a cigarette smoker caused a war? Hmmmmmm? You know Hitler didn't smoke. The breakup of the Beatles was caused by nonsmoking. Nonsmoking exploded the Challanger space shuttle too. And ya know no one smoked in Soviet Russia either. You know several cigarette smokers in history? Jesus. Issac Newton. Ron Jeremy. General George Washington.

You sir are a disgrace to humanity, to freedom, you threaten our very way of life. You are a hater of family values, of all things good and great including baseball and Mom's apple pie. Your either with us or with the terrorists and we know which side your on, and it's the side that rhymes with hislamo-facist.

I was gonna say Bob Hope but he's been dead for 3 years. Opps. So my guess is that Mickey Rooney will keel over. Also did anyone know JD Salinger was still alive? Learn something new every day.

I was circumcised when I was 16. All I will say is that stiches in one's dick is perhaps the worst thing ever.

I like Bob Marley, Herbie Hancock, Earth Wind and Fire, Stevie Wonder, Grateful Dead or !!! on LP when having a smoke with friends. Sometimes the Ipod radio thingy goes on but mostly records.