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Author Search Results: 'SiRuS-X'

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None

Topic: STFU pics

Posted: 11/07/03 08:23 AM

Forum: General

got any?

STFU pics


2.

None

Topic: A very english post.

Posted: 10/21/03 06:05 PM

Forum: General

I say, it has been a year since one has seen this rather spiffing thread, what with all the cricket and football to enjoy, and one was surprised to see it still alive- in the loosest sense of the word, roffle!


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None

Topic: I dream of genie, or B witched?

Posted: 07/01/03 08:12 AM

Forum: General

they both suck saggy bellends. period.


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Topic: And if we're really in The Matrix?

Posted: 06/29/03 05:56 PM

Forum: General

At 6/29/03 01:35 PM, Kenkenif wrote: i wouldnt give a fuck if i really was in the matrix...it might be a illusion...but its a fucking great one :)

no, its a shitty one, because life sucks.


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Topic: stripcreator.com

Posted: 06/29/03 05:49 PM

Forum: General

this website is bloody brilliant, it lets you create your own cartoons! i have loads, check them out!

Ha Ha ha!!!


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None

Topic: !!Daily JokE!!

Posted: 05/21/03 11:39 AM

Forum: General

a duck walks into a tool shop and says "dyou have any corn?" the cashier looks at the duck for a second and says "no this is a tool shop. we dont sell food."

The next day the duck walks in again and says: "got any corn?" "no! i told you yesterday we dont sell food!" snapped the cashier. "oh. ok." and the duck leaves.

the next day the duck comes in again and says "Dyou have any corn?" "for the last time no, we dont have any corn!! if you come in again asking for corn, Im gonna nail your beak to the desk!" The duck quickly left.

the next day the duck comes in as usual, and says "you got any nails?" "no..." "got any corn?"


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Topic: NG Poet Society

Posted: 05/21/03 10:37 AM

Forum: General

Ok, now for something serious. this is called

Phils Funeral

my condolances they said.
please sit down they said.

relatives crammed themselves at the front of the church
the casket came in.. and the man i knew inside it.
lips that once could sing, and jest
no one was in the mood for jokes.
the preist came forward, and the people hoped for him to bring meaning to all this chaos

he began to talk... but not about Phil!
About jesus!
died for our sins 2000 years ago!?

PHIL DIED LAST WEEK!!!
ITS NOT JESUS' FRIGGIN FUNERAL!!!
my anger was restrained by the straight jacket of order
and turned to sadness.....
will he be going to a better place?
did he ever find happiness?
no.
will I ever find happiness?
.........

no.


8.

None

Topic: NG Poet Society

Posted: 05/21/03 10:12 AM

Forum: General

this is a dumbass lymeric i just came up with

i woke up today and felt shitty
my matress felt kinda gritty
I sprang from my cot
slipped on a sock
and cracked my head on the ceiling


9.

Angry

Topic: Rap

Posted: 05/21/03 09:33 AM

Forum: General

you cant just genaralise and say "all rap is shit". a lot of crap rap is floating around at the moment, like big brovaz (ugh), and nelly(cringe), but there is some quality shit around if u can find it.. like MOP, the streets, dilated peoples, Del tha funky homsapian, mark B and blade... the list goes on.

as for rap causing crime.. well there will always be dickeheads who do stupid petty crimes, with or without rap.


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None

Topic: Do you know where your kids are?

Posted: 04/24/03 06:16 PM

Forum: General

that reminds me of a song i heard, it had this realy cool sample from a doucumentary in it;
"do you know where your kids are at one o clock? now the question is where are your kids are at five o clock! the likely hood is they are looking for drugs, dirty dancing, and pounding techno music"
does anyone know the name of that song?


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None

Topic: cool image galley

Posted: 04/24/03 06:11 PM

Forum: General

i havent got photoshop!! anyway, i meant if it was funny or not!


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None

Topic: cool image galley

Posted: 04/24/03 06:01 PM

Forum: General

i made this 1 myself, so tell me what u think!

cool image galley


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Topic: cool image galley

Posted: 04/24/03 05:44 PM

Forum: General

so THATS where bin laden has been hiding!!

cool image galley


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Topic: Mario Club

Posted: 04/19/03 03:03 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

i want in! mario kiks arse. my fav mario game has to be paper mario, that game kiks ass!


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Topic: How does a "FIGHT" start?

Posted: 04/11/03 09:13 AM

Forum: General

At 4/10/03 04:27 PM, Recon_Rebel wrote: Fighting is stupid. Period. It doesn't solve everything, sometimes it makes things worse. I've been in a lot of fights and only lost twice (once trying to take on 3 guys, the only time I was knocked out). CeleryClock was going on about how his size intimidates people. Size means nothing unless the individual knows how to use it. I'm 5' 7", 148 lbs. and there's not to many people out there who intimidate me. Trust me. The biggest challenge is trying not to fight unless it's absolutely necessary (sometimes it is), but if it's just some trash talk suck it in and just walk away (keeping an ear out to make sure buddy isn't running up behind you).

did u not listen to my story! fighting CAN solve stuf, cos it stopped me from gettin bullied for the rest of my life! im not saying fighting is good, but sometimes the only thing ppl understand is a good kicking.


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Angry

Topic: How does a "FIGHT" start?

Posted: 04/10/03 03:58 PM

Forum: General

this is teh story of my first fight.

when i was in year 7 in secondery skool, I was a very different person. when I was 11, I was a complete pacafist. You may even say, I was a COMPLETE WUSS. but whatever.

as you must know, you cant have those sort of morals in secondary skool, you get eaten alive. thats exactly what happened to me. my life was hell, because i used to soak up insults like a sponge. i never took out my aggression on anyone, cos that was against my morals.

ther was this one kid who always used to bully me. a wanker called Adam gillbert. He was a complete wuss, he used to take the piss out of everyone, and then run away when they tried to kik his ass.

one time I was in the Gym, and we wer about to go home, but he started taking the piss, and ever since he had started, i gradualy started to get angrier. then i couldnt take anymore, and i lashed out.

He was totaly unprepared, and needless to say I beat the crap outa him. he neva bothered me again.
the next day, he had the nerve to get his mum to write a letter, about how he was "beaten up with no provacation at all". of course my form teacher new he was bulling me, and basicly ignored it.

maybye it was the bullying, maybye it was puberty, but for whatever reason, those ideals slowly faded away.

and thats the story of how years of gettin bullyied tuned me into the hate filled, world hating psycopath you now see.


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Angry

Topic: How does a "FIGHT" start?

Posted: 04/10/03 03:21 PM

Forum: General

i tend to get in a lot of fights, but its not com im violent or stupid. some prick will take the piss, and when i respond in kind they cant take it, and get all pissed, thats when a fight starts.
when this happens, I always rip it out of "popular" kids, cos theyr stupid, and when they make the first move, like throwing the first punch, i just go completely mental, and everyone thinks im a psyco cos of it.
but im just sticking up for myself, and does that make me stupid? of course not!


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None

Topic: The Sonic Crew

Posted: 03/24/03 08:00 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

OMG I HAVE TO BE IN THIS CREW!!!!!!

The Sonic Crew


19.

Angry

Topic: Should Stick Flash Be Banned?

Posted: 03/08/03 06:30 PM

Forum: General

what a stupid pointless topic. OF COURSE THEY SHOULD NOT BE BANNED YOU CRETINS!!!!
sticks may look shit, but it dont make the vidios crap u shallow wankers.


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Topic: what is hell like

Posted: 03/08/03 06:20 PM

Forum: General

i reckn its a bit like: "AAAARGHHHH!!! FUUUCK! AH..ARGHHH!!OH GOD NO!! GAAAAAH!!!!" or something
ive allready seen balthors tales from hell, thats a class film


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Topic: what is hell like

Posted: 03/08/03 06:09 PM

Forum: General

what do u think hell is like? what kind of mental/physical punishemt would u get?
I was thinking along the lines of a dick/cheesgrater type scenario, but what do yous think? the most imaginative torture will recieve a prize. *ARSE*


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Topic: cool image galley

Posted: 02/20/03 04:01 PM

Forum: General

LOl i couldnt beleve it wen i saw this, cos i actually liv in brentwood!!!

cool image galley


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Topic: Favorite Sonic Character!

Posted: 02/17/03 12:32 PM

Forum: General

bleugh!! tails sucks! the only reason u like im is cos of his ability to fly

the best boss has to be final robotnic from sonic2


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Topic: Its almost over now...

Posted: 02/17/03 12:26 PM

Forum: General

pokemon= good
pokemon trading cards= steaming pile of turd
but in the end of the day, PSO kiks all they asses


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Topic: Favorite Sonic Character!

Posted: 02/17/03 12:08 PM

Forum: General

yeah, i think they will bring him back, but possibly just as a secret char, and not as part of the story.

but,it would be kikass kewl if they did bring him back!


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Topic: Happy All Your Base Day!

Posted: 02/16/03 05:19 PM

Forum: General

mooooooove....ziiiiiiiig......


27.

Happy

Topic: cool image galley

Posted: 02/16/03 03:38 PM

Forum: General

G*E*M*M*A says:
whats ur name?
Fang_the_sniper says:
adam
G*E*M*M*A says:
hey adam Im gem
G*E*M*M*A says:
lol
Fang_the_sniper says:
lol
Fang_the_sniper says:
i prefer fang the sniper to be honest
Fang_the_sniper says:
better than the boring name my parents gave me
G*E*M*M*A says:
adams a good name
Fang_the_sniper says:
spose its better than gertrude
Fang_the_sniper says:
or newton
G*E*M*M*A says:
what?
Fang_the_sniper says:
i mean it could have been worse
G*E*M*M*A says:
what is newton the gertrude?
Fang_the_sniper says:
eh?
Fang_the_sniper says:
its nice when ppl understand u


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None

Topic: cool image galley

Posted: 02/09/03 03:53 PM

Forum: General

i just made this one! hope u like it!

cool image galley


29.

Happy

Topic: *ZELDA CLUB*

Posted: 02/09/03 02:58 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

hey, nice site scumbag!!
BTW, does anyone know how to get thru the lost woods bit in oracle of seasons? ive followd the scrubs instructions but it dont work! help!


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Topic: cool image galley

Posted: 02/09/03 02:39 PM

Forum: General

check this out;p

cool image galley


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