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I'm burning my Florida Mom action figure just like Bryan Cranston is to show solidarity.

At 4/15/11 03:30 PM, groundpwndr wrote:

At 4/15/11 03:28 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:

Paparazzi is also very good to hear.

Autotuned garbage that is nothing but crap un-original cookie cutter beats. You kids have no class.

You speak ignorantly. She write her own music, has a great singing voice. It's shit like KeSha that is garbage. You are just afraid to listen to different music because of 'image'.

At 4/9/11 11:41 PM, blunge wrote: I haven't laughed, or even cracked a smirk yet.. when i go on other forums i'm usually literally laughing my ass off or atleast smiling

The forum used to be more full of life and then it became an exclusive club and selective censorship came. Don't know what it's like now. Most of the humour is reused and not very original.

The forum is more a place just for regular users to hang out now.

At 4/2/11 07:41 PM, SG3 wrote: Do you keep a mirror in your room? If so, you're an egomaniac.

That is not true at all.
What is your rationale? Perhaps you have never had to put on a tie in your entire life?
Egomania does not equal narcissism either.

At 3/28/11 09:26 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote:

At 3/28/11 07:10 PM, kazumazkan wrote: we need to stop spending kill Obama and change health care

You're an idiot. Enjoy your secret service rape and subsequent grounding by parents.

lol@Wade

"YOU CAN NO DO THIS! YOU CAN NO JOKE ABOUT THIS! "

You can NO DO THIS.

Hahahaha.

Someone Engrished him.

At 3/28/11 07:05 PM, Major-n0ob wrote:

I feel like the American people are borrowing and spending more than they can possibly handle and frankly... so is our government. Do you think this is an accurate portrayal of our future and if so... how can we change it?

You're a bit late to make a statement like that. The economy has already crashed.

At 3/28/11 07:10 PM, kazumazkan wrote: we need to stop spending kill Obama and change health care

No we need to keep Obama and educate people like you.

At 3/28/11 07:34 PM, ryanboy8 wrote: I sure love being British.

You're joking right? You guys just had a massive riot!

At 3/28/11 08:06 PM, Squidbit wrote: So uhh... you have 8 friends that add strange old men on facebook?

I agree. Why did they add them then?

At 2/26/11 06:52 AM, Evgenii wrote: Then we could fuck our moms

I thought this was going to be a thread about the beach boys. Not someone with an Oedipus complex.

At 2/26/11 12:56 AM, grime-reaper wrote: Why.

It bemuses us.

Kids are too cool to do their homework and it proves they've got balls if they chat to their friends.
They brag if they fail and success is for the uncool.
Taking your future seriously is totally undesirable; instead we'll all act like fuck-tards and get nowhere fast.

sound familiar?

rad. you'll regret this when you're watching the clock.

Your syntax needs work if you want anyone to understand what you're trying to express. You should spend less time online and more time reading a proper book.

At 2/26/11 06:29 AM, Prinzy2 wrote:

... It's not even the right day, it was two weeks ago.

It's not even the right year.

Yes, I was looking for posts with my name to see what happened since I left.

My apologies for bumping this old thread. I just found it now. I never made an account on urbandictionary. I would also never say that about humantarget52 considering he's my brother.

At 2/26/11 05:50 AM, Shmossy wrote:

At 2/26/11 05:47 AM, Rummy0 wrote: Why do you wanna see pics of guys cocks and cum you homo.

Hahaha, this is what I think whenever I hear "facial". It's nasty man.

I agree with the above 2 statements. Would you want to see someone else's shit on the ground?
How about on someone's face? So why would you want to see another guy's cum on a girl's face?

I wonder if it is more about being degrading to women or perhaps just a homosexual attraction to cum.

At 2/22/11 01:07 AM, RockLou wrote: Yes, we get it, it's that movie.

Why does this deserve a thread, you wippersnappers?

Because you could only hope to even imitate something this cool.

At 10/21/09 03:10 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: Dozens of reasons not to do anything. I chew occasionally, the nicotine relaxes you. My preference is cigars though.

All the relaxation now isn't worth the pain later.

I did not think you could ruin Wolverine but hey, I'm proved wrong all the time.

At 10/20/09 11:41 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Wow; obviously a lot of you don't have big dicks.

"Ladies, don't come on to me all at once, but I have a 1 inch long erect chode, with a diameter of 6 inches. Every woman I have been with has said these words, "I went black, and I didnt think I'd go back, but now I went with the chode... BEAST MODE"

Worst post ever.

At 10/20/09 11:17 PM, LepyThedinosuar wrote: They only go 6 inches deep. So basically, after 6 inches, they're just too long.

Don't make shit up

'

Dear Alice,
I was wondering about the depth of the vagina. I've read statistics that say that the average vagina is only 3 to 4 inches deep. This seems way too small to me, since the average penis is considerably longer than that. Wouldn't that mean that most penises would crash into the cervix repeatedly during intercourse? Since this obviously doesn't happen, my question is this: does the vagina actually elongate during intercourse to accommodate the entire length of the average penis?

Dear Reader,

Yes, just as the vagina has the capacity to expand, allowing for the passage of a baby during childbirth, the vagina also has the ability to elongate during intercourse to accommodate a penis. As you mentioned, for some women, the depth from the vaginal opening to the tip of the cervix is 3 to 4 inches when they are not sexually aroused. Other women may have a vaginal depth of five to seven inches. Regardless, during arousal, blood flows to the genital area, and sexual excitement causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to lengthen by forcing the cervix and uterus to ascend. The vagina also lubricates to help ease penetration.
Some people think that the vaginal canal is a continuously open space. However, this is a misperception. Think of the vaginal canal as if it were a balloon that is not filled with any air. The walls, which have the potential to expand and elongate, gently touch one another. When something is placed inside, they mold around the width and accommodate the length of a penis, tampon, finger(s), or sex toy.

Sometimes during penetration, a penis or other object inserted in a vagina does hit the cervix. This may be an indication that the woman is not physiologically aroused enough; when she is more aroused, her vagina will elongate and her cervix, the neck of the uterus, will lift up and move out of the way. Other times, contact with the cervix can happen if a penis is larger than average or if the thrusting is too deep. Communicating with a partner about the discomfort - "Ouch, that's a little too deep" - and changing sexual positions may be helpful.'

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2067.
html

I used to because sometimes someone would post something I have not seen yet that was quite funny.

I haven't used the forum in a very long time so I don't even remember what I've done here!

I used to because sometimes someone would post something I have not seen yet that was quite funny.

I haven't used the forum in a very long time so I don't even remember what I've done here!

The Dad game rules!!!

At 5/8/09 02:51 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:

I wasn't raised on it, I just watched voyager when I was in middle school and caught up on the next generation, deep space 9, and enterprise after they were out with a sort of spattering of episodes. The new movie is less of a drama, though it still counts as drama on some level, and more of an action flick. Its a healthy mix of drama, action, and comedy.

So essentially it's a proper movie. ;)

I can't wait to find time to watch it!

At 5/7/09 09:54 PM, Gooch wrote:

I think MLB really needs to look into stiffer penalties. Maybe the first offense is the 100-game suspension, the second offense is two years out of the league, and the third offense remains the same.

Agreed.
They are essentially giving a small slap on the cheek.

At 4/19/09 06:56 PM, HandsomePete wrote: You're supposed to work hard, have some talent and creativity, and be mildly interesting to be a rock star. Now, granted, that hasn't stopped 90% of the "rock stars" out there today, but if you're playing Guitar Hero and just "strummin along..." I mean, it's masturbation on multiple levels.

Yes, that's right, killing zombies, shooting people with lasers, and being an global hero or intergalactic superhero is within everyone's reach as well. As is racecar driving.

You kind of miss the point of video games don't you?

Busted for 50 games is still a pretty light 'sentence'.

They don't 'ban' him. They just go 'here we'll give you some time to go off the roids'.

I find JD to be lame with lamesauce.

I haven't seen scrubs in ages... the first few seasons were good though.
And compared to other medical shows, Scrubs is quite possibly the most realistic.

At 5/1/09 04:38 PM, homor wrote: they fuck up Deadpool royally.

Yea totally.

Just like they fucked up Juggernaut.

Weapon XI is too powerful. He can fucking teleport. Fuck that shit.
Teleport. With Cyclops powers. With healing ability.

Fuck that.

At 4/3/08 08:10 AM, FBIpolux wrote:

Anyhow, where's Shrapnel :(

Here. In the bag.

I see you've been busy!

At 4/21/08 12:04 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: I'm sorry.. not topic related.. but I HAD to do this..

ahahahahahahahhahha
That is hilarious!