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Topic: 2012

Posted: 11/26/08 07:31 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/08 07:30 AM, Rosenrot-I wrote: Did you miss the ones this year? It's pretty much gonna be the same thing.

Brits don't let Chins get away with murder in London.


62.

Resigned

Topic: a sad sad story...

Posted: 11/26/08 07:28 AM

Forum: General

Losing virginity is overrated.


63.

Angry

Topic: 2012

Posted: 11/26/08 07:26 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/08 07:25 AM, youngblood26 wrote: I hope that the predictions will not happen.

And if it does, it better happen AFTER the Olympics... I don't mind getting killed by the world blowing up as long as I get to watch the sport I've waited 4 years for.


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Topic: I had to put my jeans in the wash..

Posted: 11/26/08 07:23 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/08 07:20 AM, Sekhem wrote:
No you didn't.
You wanna get on stickam right now buddy and watch me?

No, but you can take a few pics or record a bit and upload it to youtube or something. I've used too much download limit for livestreaming webcam at the moment.


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Topic: I had to put my jeans in the wash..

Posted: 11/26/08 07:19 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/08 07:09 AM, Sekhem wrote: earlier i jizzed in my soda and drank it

No you didn't.


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Topic: Racial tension.

Posted: 11/26/08 07:18 AM

Forum: General

If they take a polite act such as that the wrong way, it's their problem. After all, they are people just as much as we are and they say they should be treated so... you treat them like you would to any white person, they should take it as any white person does. Don't worry about it...


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Topic: 2012

Posted: 11/26/08 07:16 AM

Forum: General

He meant to say so FAR
actually he meant to say so far ex. Another thing. how many 2012 threads are created so far? It's over 9,000!

Heh, it works with far and fast really... We all know what he means. Get back on topic discussing false rumours of apocalypse again.


68.

Angry

Topic: would u say this rather pleasent?

Posted: 11/26/08 07:13 AM

Forum: General

Ok you bunch of sick fucks (including myself), we should be ashamed of ourselves. Turning a thread like this into something that involves sex as usual. Let's act mature for once and actually discuss what the OP wanted us to discuss.

Dude, your cat looks awesome.


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Topic: would u say this rather pleasent?

Posted: 11/26/08 07:09 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/08 04:48 AM, FullClip92 wrote: nah thats some faggot beastiality bullshit there. i don't fuck my cat, we cool but not like that. but i got him when he was kitten so we bonded good since he only kicks it with me in the family (sometimes my mom)

Oh wait till she has kittens that aren't exactly cat... won't that be a surprise to both of you. Maybe you better learn to determine a male's genitals from a female's. xD


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Topic: 2012

Posted: 11/26/08 07:08 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/08 07:07 AM, HorseSperm wrote:

Another thing. how many 2012 threads are created so fat? It's over 9,000!
so fat?

He meant to say so fast.


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Topic: I'll phone you

Posted: 11/26/08 07:07 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/08 02:52 AM, Themarkinside wrote: Maybe it isn't a morgue, but there's still the possibility that you're giving me the number to Pizza Hut...

Replies like these make threads. Seriously, you ask for a phone number then you're too scared to call it... funny as haha! Dude, you're hilarious! xD

Also, other user's replies here are hilarious too.


72.

Winking

Topic: Tom Fulp's Clever System...

Posted: 11/26/08 06:59 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/08 06:58 AM, Aughiris wrote: I am wondering though, does Tom have a job? Or does he make enough money on this site to afford not to?

Dan Paladin. Alien Hominid. Behemoth.


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Topic: 2012

Posted: 11/26/08 06:58 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/08 06:46 AM, Shreddy wrote: well 2012 has already fucked up the uk...

cheers olympics. and cheers for the shittest blow job logo ever concieved.

Talk about subliminal messages... even in Olympic logos!

LMFAO

74.

None

Topic: 2012

Posted: 11/26/08 06:41 AM

Forum: General

The world will end when I make it so.


75.

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Topic: Isolation and sexuality

Posted: 11/26/08 06:29 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/08 06:20 AM, NeverHundred wrote: I don't know... making music has always turned me into a sexual deviant of the most perverse kind.

You see, if you make music saying "I LOVE SEX" it usually makes you end up wanting to be more of a sexual beast than before.


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Topic: What do you think?

Posted: 11/26/08 06:00 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/08 05:58 AM, morlockcleric wrote: im talking theoretically noob dont post again.

Hahaha, I'm a real noob. I only have more than 6X as many more posts than you have. And I know how to spell theoretically.


77.

None

Topic: What do you think?

Posted: 11/26/08 05:57 AM

Forum: General

Zombies don't exist. Period.


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Topic: Anti-Virus Program Voting

Posted: 11/26/08 05:45 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/08 05:40 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Norton Antivirus is a waste of time. It's not worth the money.

And what's the point of their shitty backup that basically takes up half the space of your computer!


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Topic: Isolation and sexuality

Posted: 11/26/08 05:39 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/08 05:35 AM, RadioactiveRabbit wrote: I've thought of making music, but I have no instruments whatsoever and no idea what programs to use.

Do share.

- Fruity Loops Studio 8
- Mixcraft
- Reaper
- Acid

Always feel free to ask questions in the NG Audio forum.


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Topic: Dear Lord... the fatness

Posted: 11/26/08 05:32 AM

Forum: General

He makes me turn gay.


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Topic: My Email Name

Posted: 11/26/08 05:28 AM

Forum: General

Just make up something that doesn't involve your name.


82.

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Topic: favorite quote?

Posted: 11/26/08 05:27 AM

Forum: General

If we didn't lie, we wouldn't remember anything.

Eyelovepoozy: Now everyone, I have a ban sandwich for you all. Don't you all come at once

something like that

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Topic: Isolation and sexuality

Posted: 11/26/08 05:19 AM

Forum: General

I used to have this problem. I fixed it when I stopped watching porn and started occupying myself such as making music with free programs and animating.


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Topic: Newground's Department of defense.

Posted: 11/26/08 05:15 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 11/25/08 09:40 PM, RSQViper wrote: Ok, a Tankman, but more skinny. You talking like a more realistic-looking person or just a different design?

No way... skinnier but still cartoony. Unrealism > realism

I'd like to see an Easter Egg. Something simple, NOT hard to find, and funny. A cock JOKE is just that, a joke. But it certainly doesn't have to be that, either. It could simply be something that goes from whatever story we have and be some backstage joke or whatever.

Cock jokes are different to porn. I'll accept. xD

So, what are these tankmen doing? Recruiting? Talking?

I must brainstorm.

Phantom does the thinking. We do the animating.

At 11/26/08 04:37 AM, nagasakichild wrote: Hello I would like to join the NGDD Flash department...
although I lack the prerequisits I feel as if I would be an excellent member!

Read everything here. Especially this.


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Topic: "Prayer" by Disturbed - Collab!

Posted: 11/26/08 03:13 AM

Forum: Flash

At 11/26/08 01:25 AM, ColdReaver wrote: Oh and SM don't forget, I asked for Part 17 a couple of days ago =)

No worries. Your name will be next to that part in the next update. Also, I did some work on the menu. What do you guys think?


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Topic: The Ng Level Collab

Posted: 11/25/08 09:41 PM

Forum: Flash

I'm still here! Just been really busy, that's all...


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Topic: Wacom 5: Falconer02

Posted: 11/25/08 09:39 PM

Forum: NG News

At 11/25/08 12:40 PM, TomFulp wrote: 1. LazyMuffin
2. Master-Samus

They both go to LazyMuffin's winning post. Also, congrats to the winners so far.


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Topic: Newground's Department of defense.

Posted: 11/25/08 09:02 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 11/25/08 08:47 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Sorry but what a idiot he admits to stealing the bloody game. Tom Fulp did fast work on this guy why his account still here is something of a mystery. Don't mean to pick on people but this guy makes me mad.

Well, according to his profile he's 13 - he could be younger. And he deleted all his stolen games and he obviously wants to make some of his own flashes. At least he admitted to stealing a game instead of lying, and he did delete it so there's nothing to worry about. Instead, encourage him to make his own flashes :)


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Topic: Newground's Department of defense.

Posted: 11/25/08 06:58 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 11/25/08 06:42 PM, Phantom wrote: WARNING: OFFENSIVE RANT AHEAD:

Ahahahahaha... I'm still not sure if that rant was a joke or not... probably not. Anyway, the NGDD leaders seem to be having too much fun. Time to end that fun by talking about serious stuff (sorry guys).

Now, as the main character in this Flash, I want it to be Tyankmen. But not the short and chubby type of tankmen, the tall and skinnier type (my own design). That way it won't look like I just decompiled Jeff's work and may bring more attention.

And no easter eggs, please. I won't have hidden porn in my flash, even if Phantom commands me (I'd just leave the NGDD)... but, we could have an easter egg that is extremely hard to find and isn't porn but a screen that says something along the lines of "JOIN THE NGDD!" or something more creative. Hey, I'm not the ideas man, I'm just the animator.

Anyway, RSQ, if you can actually read this post, seeing you offered to animate, it'd be appreciated if you contributed to the discussion of it too. It's good to see if you're alive.


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Topic: "Prayer" by Disturbed - Collab!

Posted: 11/25/08 06:47 PM

Forum: Flash

At 11/25/08 05:43 PM, Feuse wrote: Its fuc!ng hard to follow the paint marks on the tank.. so it will take some time lol

Take your time. Just don't take TOO much time. :)

At 11/25/08 01:07 PM, FlexoPrego wrote: I can join this is a great chance to try out my animation skills again!

Well, according to your userpage you have no animation skills because you have no flashes submitted to the portal. Give me a sample of your work and then I'll decide whether you can join or not.


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