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I could probably get away with submitting something sucky today and getting a 3.4 or something... I'm thinking "A: A 'B' Tribute"

Answering only the questions of the total morons and spending half an hour on something everyone else gets

Not answering my question, but spending half an hour on what he THOUGHT was my question

Won't shut up.

Doesn't realize he's wrong until working the problem fifty times over and spending the entire class talking to himself

At 7/26/09 10:59 PM, steventhegreat wrote: but seriously though what do we do if chuck norris trys to stop us

We recruit Bruce Lee

Because people today are more obsessed with things that go 'boom' than enriching their children. Also, I'm guessing they found a new construction site and felt the need to throw the bricks

What measure of intelligence? Standard IQ Test? Basic problem solving? Ability to recite some obscure poem by heart?

That first one is pure win. Sucks to be him!

Pretty much. Look at Bunnykill 4, the #2 submission of all time.

And here I thought this woudl be about Al Gore

At 7/26/09 09:39 PM, STEM wrote: stuff

Exactly... That's why I was wondering if every Johnny Nobody and their grandma did it, like the media's claiming

At 7/26/09 09:37 PM, Armerad wrote: I literally just left my twitter page. Wade, Mike, Liam, WritersBlock, Twilight, and ziggyzack99 are a few Newgrounders who Twitter.

I know... That's my point. Everyone could easily just... make news posts or something

Good to know. It just... creeps me out when FOX and Friends and MSNBC say "Follow our tweets! They're the bees knees!"

At 7/26/09 09:17 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote:

At 7/26/09 09:17 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: Rules 1 and 2 everybody, meet me at /i/.

Good to see another one of my kind in this thread.

Other than the typical 4chan-hating idiot on the BBS who has never even been there.

I went there for five minutes... I think my IQ dropped five points

It's been in pop culture. It's been on NG. It's even been on the news... Every news station is making their own accounts and expect us to read their trivial ass drippings... Twitter is being marketed as something everyone everywhere does, especially teenagers... Being a teenager and knowing NO ONE who uses Twitter aside from famous people or people on Youtube who think they are famous (deserved or not), I must ask: Does anyone actually use Twitter? Does anyone actually 'tweet' about the minutia of their lives? Did anyone Twitter BEFORE Congress started during Obama's speeches? Am I missing something? Is it, like, incredibly stupid from the outside but sucks you in, or is everyone just making it out to be something more than it is?

I don't have AT&T, nor do I visit 4chan... Yet I am thankful for this

At 7/26/09 09:11 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: However, no matter what the virus can do, Madagascar will be safe.

Damn them...

I see what you did there. But if it's smart, it will keep low visibility until it infects one computer, then spring up and kill every computer

At 7/26/09 09:02 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: That's like saying that if you watch the static on a TV for long enough, an entire episode of Happy Days is bound to eventually materialize.

It IS possible, but it will take an indefinite amount of time to happen.

That's just the Monkeys and Shakespeare thing all over again... But I doubt that will happen unless you mean in black and white. I Love Lucy would be more likely

At 7/26/09 09:02 PM, AustinBreed wrote: Muse.

That name is amusing

I've always liked the name Erica... Mazel Tov, though!

No. Then the /b/tards and hackers of the world will fight to save the Interwebs (aka their only life) and find a program to stop the virus

I might be in on two conditions:

a) When plotting your doomsday device, NO CLICHES. You cut to the chase when the hero's around. KILL HIM... No gloating, no awkward challenges, no "you're not worth my time" bull. That always screws everyone over... And no clearly labeled "Self Destruct" buttons or reverse effect buttons

b) Two words: Casual Fridays

I'll give you a hint: It rhymes with Oat Pee

Free Stuff For Getting Your Credit Checked @ My Site!

You can stay with me. I'm assuming that you robbed the guy after you killed him, so I'll just take whatever was in his wallet. But if anyone asks, you're my brother's friend's cousin and that money was what you owed me for an old collectible card from when Pokemon cards were popular

At 7/26/09 12:45 PM, reviewer2 wrote: The sad thing is crap like this happens to me all the time.

Either Newgrounds currently has fail coding or my comp is screwed up.

Considering no one else is having that problem, I'm guessing the latter is true

NG isn't the Alpha and Omega of flash sites. I'd assume the authors posted these games and are getting a cut of the ad revenue. Probably just some guy trying to make another Armor Games or some other game index

He's trolling... Just let this thread die

Not sure if this has been suggested, but a screening process for fileswaps. Too many things are being fileswapped and if the swap actually served a purpose and was adequate, it would pass anyway

Like in the art portal, turn off AO Content option? Self Explanatory...

Turn Off Thumbnails option? Too many DD flashes and a recurring flash with the thumbnail of a gay blowjob are truly disturbing... Just turning off the thumbnail shouldn't take away from the flash, but it will stop random people from seeing NSFW images from sick freaks

Admins do IP Ban if its serious enough

Movies have been slowly declining for a while. Now, instead of original movies like Animal House, we get "College" and instead of a sci fi comedy like "Back to the Future" we get "Aliens in the Attic." Just hunt for the good ones.

At 7/25/09 09:10 PM, NeverHundred wrote: I think it would be much more entertaining to replace mundane words with swears.

Tried it, sounded like I was a troll

It's got monster sugar amounts... But I doubt it's worse than any of the other energy drinks out there. Don't use it regularly. MAYBE if you REALLY need to get a project done, but only if you don't need to be TOO awake later