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At 11/22/14 12:36 AM, CiviLies wrote: If it smells good then it smells good, I ain't gonna complain. I don't have any specific preference towards perfume, though. If she doesn't have a smell, then that's just as swell. She doesn't need a fragrance as long as she ain't got a rank stank. Though I wonder, @shauna what perfumes do you prefer? Also, any particular thoughts on men's cologne and body spray, or are they the same as your thoughts on perfume?

I love good cologne on men. Issey Miyake and Yves Saint Laurent make my two favorites that I go to when I'm buying a gift for a man.

If you can find Yves Saint Laurent 'La Nuit De L Homme' cologne, ass will come to you. Or I'll find you...some how I will.

I like subtle clean scents. Roses or gardenias are usually something I pay more attention to. Any wood notes will have my credit card in hand usually as well.

Something like Angel by Thierry Mugler, Gardenia by Chanel, or Warm cotton by Clean are just a few I love.

At 11/21/14 11:11 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 11/21/14 11:06 PM, Shauna wrote:

At 11/21/14 11:03 PM, 24901miles wrote:

However, a subtle, pleasant aroma drives me up the fucking wall and makes me want to conquer nations.

Yes, yes, yes. I never understood drug store perfumes, at all. They all reek. I love a good clean scent or subtle floral aroma. :)

Cymbidium orchids

Those are pretty potent flowers. Though I do admit I am in love with gardenias.

At 11/21/14 11:03 PM, 24901miles wrote:

However, a subtle, pleasant aroma drives me up the fucking wall and makes me want to conquer nations.

Yes, yes, yes. I never understood drug store perfumes, at all. They all reek. I love a good clean scent or subtle floral aroma. :)

At 11/21/14 10:43 PM, Bit wrote:

Do you smell like BO? - Unless you are working out or have another good excuse, I'm going to nope the heck outta there. Personal hygiene is important. Lack of personal hygiene shows that you put very minimal effort into taking care of yourself. Big turnoff. Did you just jog a mile? That's OK then. I respect you for your effort. And that's a turn-on.

Do you smell like smoke? - This tells me a lot about you. First, it tells me that you probably smoke, which is a disgusting habit. Second, it tells me that you were probably impulsive enough to start smoking even though we live in an age where everyone knows the health risks. Third, it tells me that you probably don't take care of yourself. Nope nope nope.

I am a very hygienic person and no, I don't smoke :)

My nose is that of a hounds and I think everything has a distinct wonderful smell in it's own way. Which is why I love perfume. I can tell most notes in a perfume any day of the week. It has its downfalls though...being able to smell everything and everything being quite strong.

I've always admired perfume. My favorite gift is a fantastic quality perfume. Body mists are fucking insulting, and cheap 20 dollar ones are always offensive to my nose as well.

I used it throughout the years to attract a lot of men, but I think it may be one of those severe hit or misses kind of things. Either a guy loves it or hates it.

So the reason for the thread is really just a general consensus on weather you appreciate a great perfume on a woman or you could care less. Do you prefer fruity, floral, or woody notes?

I feel it just shows a more feminine side and can heighten attractiveness. Or maybe I've been spending big cash for no good reason at all, lol.

I can make everyone eat my dust on my Giant Envie Advance. Muahahahhaa

I don't care that she's grossly overweight, I care more that she's twice to three times the age as what tinkerbell would have been. She's not even blonde for crying out loud.

At 11/21/14 03:12 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: So this happened today..... http://psychogoldfish.newgrounds.com/news/post/912394

My God...

At 11/21/14 03:00 PM, Bit wrote: That's incorrect.

It's only the oldest surviving photograph. Not the first ever.

Also: post #3600

Very true. My great grandfather showed me two photos that he said were of his great parents and the other a picture of the ocean that were taken in 1818 and 1823. They look very weird like the photo shown by OP. I yet to know if I believe him or not. After all, the man is 109. He probably doesn't know what the fucks going on 80 percent of the time

I assume people already know I'm psychotic. Though my medical history says otherwise and I'm as healthy as they come. Mentally and physically. Maybe someone out there wants to know about my gun shot wound from middle school or the time a steak knife went through my hand or how my body reacted to a bark scorpion sting. Hell if I know

Grumpy cat agrees

Most animals without their fur are hideous. Just like most women without their makeup.

At 11/21/14 02:31 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 11/21/14 02:29 PM, Shauna wrote: Agreed here. So is belching, which I do instead of farting. Still equally as gross though, wish it would stop.

Girls burping is one of the cutest things ever.

No. NO BODILY FUNCTION IS EVER CUTE. AWAY WITH YOU PROPERLY FUNCTIONING BODY! Awayyy!

@Brentheman

where are you? I'm cock grabbing here!!

At 11/21/14 02:25 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Farts are disgusting, no matter which gender.

Agreed here. So is belching, which I do instead of farting. Still equally as gross though, wish it would stop.

At 11/21/14 02:19 PM, AxTekk wrote:

At 11/21/14 02:12 PM, Shauna wrote: I just drank 1.5 liters in 60 seconds.

I think we'll both live as I do this every day 2-3 times a day.\

You may get gas or chest pain from the gas building up though. Belch it, brother

please tell me you brushed your teeth straight after, homie

Edited for your approval.

I don't drink soda, it tastes like shit.

At 11/21/14 02:14 PM, CiviLies wrote:

At 11/21/14 02:11 PM, Shauna wrote: Width my good sir, width is where it counts.

Yeah, I've heard that before. If that's the case, I'm probably still screwed.

-gets door slammed shut in my face-

I get it!

Your mom knows best.

I just drank 1.5 liters of water in 60 seconds.

I think we'll both live as I do this every day 2-3 times a day.\

You may get gas or chest pain from the gas building up though. Belch it, brother

At 11/21/14 02:02 PM, CiviLies wrote:

At 11/21/14 01:48 PM, Shauna wrote: Anything above 6 inches is a waste anyways. A normal vagina doesn't go that fucking deep.

Keywords:
Normal vagina.

I'm sure porn star vaginas are like wells, but I have a hard time believing a vagina who doesn't see more than a few penises in it's lifetime are begging for longer penises. Width my good sir, width is where it counts.

Rick knows what to do.

Anything above 6 inches is a waste anyways. A normal vagina doesn't go that fucking deep.

So you're getting tipsy?

AC/DC back in black.

At 11/20/14 07:39 AM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 11/19/14 09:21 PM, Shauna wrote: Don't you know what's in Detroit?

Aliens? Bigfoot? It's Bigfoot isn't it? I'm sure it stinks there and Bigfoot is said to stink quite a bit.
But maybe it's stinky aliens?

No. We actually keep the most deadliest virus there. Only place in the US that has it. I wish I could remember the actually name as I read the article years back, but let's just say it has a higher death rate than Ebola and kills within 2 days. I would just like to wipe that city off the map *shiver*

Verizon rules here.

At 11/19/14 10:59 AM, MrPercie wrote:

At 11/19/14 10:40 AM, Shauna wrote: I'm going to be very honest with you sir. If all of Detroit died, I would not care.

are you done now with being edgy, because were not here to discuss how much of a cunt you are, as eager as you are to tell us all about it.

You have me confused here love.

Don't you know what's in Detroit?

At 11/19/14 02:28 AM, Phobotech wrote: It is a human right to have access to clean, potable water...and when they are denied that, they are faced with potential death. With that pressure comes violent protests.

I'm going to be very honest with you sir. If all of Detroit died, I would not care.

At 11/18/14 12:46 PM, Makakaov wrote: You just read some comparison image on tumblr or 4chan, didn't you?

Nope, just listening to my favorite bands from the 70's.

At 11/17/14 10:25 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 11/17/14 09:52 PM, Shauna wrote: Fruit :) I very rarely eat fake meats or tofu or soy products. I eat enough fruit to get me 40 grams of protein in every day.

How much fruit do you eat??

Like the equivalent of 20 bananas a day.