8,622 Forum Posts by "Shauna"
I've had this dream ever since I was a little girl..about 4 or 5. I was a maid in this big home/mansion and after finishing up for the night and the kids and parents running up stairs to go to bed i'd go into the living room and pull this book from a bookcase. From there a secret room opened and in there was my room. In there was a window for some reason, a big chair or couch, side table, bed, and a closet. As I turned off the light and went to bed a man in all black would come out to choke me or try and stab me. I either screamed for my life or sometimes i'd actually get away. The only odd part is that when I screamed the owners of the home would run outside til I stopped screaming and when it stopped they went back inside like nothing happened..or if I got away I ran out with them and waited a few minutes then went back inside like nothing was there..
At 11/13/06 03:10 AM, RommelTJ wrote: LOL
I don't know what makes this funnier, that the author has a homoerotic fantasy with his dad shitting, or that he is Canadian. Remember when you got upset because Trey Parker showed Canadians as obsessed with fart jokes? Prove us wrong please!
Agreed. This topic is disturbing in every possible factor. If you put a naked picture of him on here, it would make the top 100 most grossest disturbing newgrounds entrys,
Lol, I'm too tall to do anything now but I use to do 5 =)
At 11/12/06 04:56 AM, MidnyteRayne wrote: I think Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook are fucking funny.
I think Morgan Webb is hot.
I think Final Fantasy 7 is an awesome game.
I listen to Avenged Sevenfold and think they are an excellent band.
I still watch South Park and Family Guy.
And you know what?
You can shove your opinion up your ass.
Plus i'm really fucking tired right now.
Carlos Mencia is not funny whatsoever.
Who the hell is Morgan Webb?
Never played Final Fantasy 7 but it looks awesome.
Avenged Sevenfold is pretty cool.
South park and Family Guy are some of the best stuff on television =)
lol frosted shredded wheat is yummy
At 11/12/06 04:45 AM, RageOfOrder wrote:At 11/12/06 04:43 AM, MissAllenPoe wrote: >.> If you see a fat naked bald man in your tree with a laptop I swear it isn't me.The fat guy has been living there for a few days now. I feed him scraps of my university food :P
... but if you see a naked girl with side bangs and a laptop, that's totally me.
A nice healthy diet of Pepsi, Kraft Dinner, Soup, and Beer :)
He's starting to feed on the local wildlife though.. kinda creepy :S
rofl. Hey I know that guy..it's my father. Say hi to my dad for me! BTW, he's diabetic >.> so maybe the pepsi and beer wasn't such a good idea.
PS: Pepsi is for communists =D
At 11/12/06 03:21 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: How many still talk to their fathers and had a healthy relationship with their mothers growing up?
ROFL. I dunno man...when I decide to watch porn I'll tell you what I think =)
Dude...wtf....
I was thinking they should do leathal injection or electric chair....but they may be too nice for him.
At 11/12/06 04:36 AM, RageOfOrder wrote:At 11/12/06 04:35 AM, MissAllenPoe wrote: I hardly go on the forums, so no popularity for me =D I could clarify as a stalker! W00T!I thought I saw something run by my window a while ago.. Figured it was a squirrel, you sneaky bastard!
>.> If you see a fat naked bald man in your tree with a laptop I swear it isn't me.
... but if you see a naked girl with side bangs and a laptop, that's totally me.
Lewis Black, Robin Williams, and Stephen Lynch.
Dear God those are horrible looking. If I want fiber I eat (holds hand out with a box of Total hovering over it) Total! Delicious piece of crap =) rofl
I hardly go on the forums, so no popularity for me =D I could clarify as a stalker! W00T!
David Duchovny. Him + x-files days = fuckinhottestmanonearthtyvm
Er? It's not wrong to have sex before marriage nor masturbate. God Bless America.
Who are we to stay when a life actually starts? Although i think it's wrong to abort and you SHOULD be taking all measures to prevent pregnancy if you're not trying to get pregnant, but I think women should still have the right to abort, ecspecially if you're a young woman under the age of 18. Then again...when minors get that done, they usually can't have babies after that.
Dear god, please stop abusing the english language..last time I'm going to tell you.
er...rice with tea lol. >.> as weird as that sounds.
Meh...funny...I can't wait til your brother finds out so he can send that in as "evidence" that you tried to rape him =) Using socks as condoms..hard..but it could be done!....not really.
Meh...stole a few souls...maybe walt disneys body would be the best. Yeah...or perhaps robin williams who still sits in my closets...*mumbles and cries from my closet (im hungry!)* SILENCE ROBIN! YOU GET FED EVERY OTHER DAY!
Perhaps www.runescape.com or www.stickarena.com
At 10/27/06 05:03 AM, MissAllenPoe wrote: I love Fruits Basket. The philosophy on that show changed my life...good enough of a random fact.
err...forgot to leave out that I also run around the neighnorhood naked in minus 10 degree weather having cops chase after me....damn dares..
I love Fruits Basket. The philosophy on that show changed my life...good enough of a random fact.
I heard watching oprah for a half hour and then switching to x-files is the same equvalent as suckin up a huge 8 ball =)
At 10/26/06 06:22 PM, TrippingMetal wrote:At 10/26/06 06:21 PM, Kit-The-Kitten wrote:Stfu, NG has been around since the 1700's. Who do you think stopped the Dark Ages and brought world peace to the many?At 10/26/06 06:20 PM, oddworth wrote: I'm as bored as hell and decided to do this for no apparent reason we just talk like wee in the year 1998 in a "ironic" wayNewgrounds didn't exist in 1998.
oh boy i love this layout well im going to go on tellytubbie fun land now it's deffinitley the best flash on this site who agree's?
no darling, it started right before jesus' death =) Who do you think put the lovely thorn crown on his head?
At 10/27/06 04:49 AM, b3nnic3 wrote:At 10/27/06 04:42 AM, SunChipsClock wrote: Why the hell would you wanna be Tom Cruise?Because he's rich, good looking, and a good actor?
Well we all know what this means....>.>
*throws party/dancing bear walks in with beer keg and balloons* Yayness! I'll send over some good pot and the full series of Fruits Basket
LMMFAO wow this is a very..VERY random thing to post but yeah..kudos bringng someone that ugly into our forums...now ill be in the bathroom throwing up my tofu and eggdrop soup.
At 10/26/06 09:16 PM, ibhenowflee wrote:At 10/26/06 09:07 PM, xXtheworldismineXx wrote: AND I STOLE A PULL OUT PRANKOh shit, man. I had a friend that did that once. He was sentenced to death.
;(
^^^ Yeah, same with my uncle leary. anyway, hope you like the electric chair you bad bad boy! >.>
(eye twitches) mmkay then
