8,622 Forum Posts by "Shauna"
Well...I'd be a cat.
It would for many reasons. Being declaws, spaded, having to rely on your shitty owner to feed you and clean your litter.
I would just totally piss on everyones crap and claim it to be mine.
Michael Dragovich. I can't believe I remember that fucking name haha. I think I remember wanting to get in the guys pants...but alas, I was only like 12.
(In soft southern 1890's accent like from the war)
My dearest Gagsy,
From the moment I met you, I knew I would spend the rest of my NG life with you. I think about you while I throw grenades at the north. A boom goes off and it makes the sound of my explosive love for you. And from my vagina. I want you to know that no other man nor woman will please you, cook for you, clean for you, and beat up other assholes for you like I will. My dearest Gagsy, will you honor me and take this ring for engagement? Please do, because I spent 8k on it and it's non-refundable.
Love always my dearest,
Shauna
also happy bday, lawl.
(Waits for a female to say she has her va-jay-jay pierced so I can ask for pics)
I think its more like...the scientist was having hot angry sex on the keyboard instead.
104 fever, shaking, sleeping 3/4ths of the day, vommiting, couldn't walk nor talk.
I had the swine flu...and I really thought I was going to die. I was so weak.
Still have no idea what the chat name is. IM GOING TO CRY
At 4/24/10 01:47 AM, Gobblemeister wrote:
Your Citrus burns my cavities and soils my tongue!!!
WELL WHEN THE CATS COME KNOCKING FOR THEIR FOOD DONT COME TO ME!
Fucking aliens, they don't understand me.
Fuck you orange juice!
Yes it is. But I really do wonder what they've discovered. The mad scientist next door won't tell me nuffin! :(
At 4/23/10 07:13 AM, Razeroath wrote:
You always leave mean replies to my posts.............
Do you not understand why? You make horrible posts as well as horrible threads. I rarely make a thread, infact I make less than 10 a year. You made 3 today alone. THAT ARE CRAP.
At 4/23/10 07:05 AM, StCyril wrote:
I'm sorry, I think you're looking for the "English as a Second Language" group down the hall right passed the Charmers room.
At least be literate if you're going to insult me!
OH, EXCUSE ME WHILE I TRY TO IMPRESS THE TROLL.
I find a person who masturbates a lot to be really unattractive physically and character wise.
I find a person who masturbates alot are really unattractive look wise and as a human being. You're as much as a loser as he is.
At 4/23/10 06:28 AM, Gagsy wrote:
So yeah, it's not hard..
I'm quoting Gagsy because I rather be in her pants than the OP
At 4/23/10 06:18 AM, Peaceblossom wrote:
BRB Arizona. Meet me in Pheonix, 'cause I actually have a place to stay there.
As a cook, you find drugs where you really don't want to find drugs. All my other cooks talk about how this waiter or this manager has the best shit. NE part of phoenix has nothing better to do than trade or sell drugs, crush them, and sniff them. They fuckin take animal tranqs and do that shit too.
Usually in a long winded thread I read half through and already get what the fuck the person is talking about. Half of what these morons type is just rambling on the same thing over an over.
Why do you create so many bad threads? I don't even think you're a troll, I think you should step away from a computer period.
I told you to stop looking at alien porn a long time ago. This is only your fault for looking at that shit and catching crap.
At 4/23/10 05:54 AM, Razeroath wrote:
I'm too young for a girlfriend
I had boyfriends by the second grade. You're not too young sweety. Dear lord, get one. I understand NG was built on masturbation jokes and vaginas but dear God I don't want to hear about a moron jerking off to a game for the rest of his life.
Why is this the only time that NG actually opens up a book?
You can get pure anything for the little girl next door here. I dont need to make anything, I live in a wonderland of it.
Gross. Just fucking gross. Get a girlfriend.
No idea where the chat is. Im scared now
I want to come but I'm in fear of getting raped.
TERRORIST. ahhhhhhhhhhAHAHHAHAHAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (hits wall)
The stache is creepin me out yo.
I'm very disturbed by this picture. Therefore you're Martha Stewart.
At 4/23/10 01:43 AM, BrainlessDan wrote: If he is the nicest than who is the meanest?
RageVI
The oddity voice is very well missed.
