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At 7/10/13 09:02 PM, Tankdown wrote:

Holy shit, invisible man.

At least I won't have to worry about looks.

At 6/27/13 11:08 PM, PMMurphy wrote:

Some really talented artists they look into other artists and look at what they do. Then they take lets say this guy's darks vrs lights, then this guy is really good at compositions but this guy is amazing at perspective. So basically your art is basically just a melting pot of art that you find amazing and fascinating.

If you get over the whole "i need my own style" hump. It really relieves you of stress and you just kinda go out there and draw for fun. Remember, no matter what you do or how you do it. You will do it your own way and you will have your own style.

I suppose that's a much better way of looking at it. It's much more accurate the way you put it. I will actually take this into consideration and keep it in mind. Thanks!

I think that the best way to learn is practice, and patience. It's about developing your own style.

What? Not alone? That's silly.

By the way your fridge is out of milk.

At 6/11/13 04:42 PM, InfiniteCalamity wrote:

Oh, and I have one last question to pester you with! All the artwork I do is hand-drawn, and I was wondering if hand-drawn art is allowed to be displayed in the portal?

I believe so. I haven't seen too many hand drawn things, but there have been a couple. So yes. :D

What did you do? Are you Justin Bieber's father?

Well, all of you are just buckets of sunshine. >_>

I like the sculpture you made! I see you put effort into it. Something I'm good at is nothing.

I'm good at nothing, I do nothing often. I have developed my skill of doing nothing from years of practice. Nothing is an art, to be mastered, someone of only true talent can achieve.

I also like to doodle. Drawing is cool. :D

What I did once, was go to the beach and stalk random people, drawing every pose I like down. It's creepy, and you may or may not get a restraining order, but you will most definitely improve. For faces, flip the drawing horizontally. When you do, if the face looks strange, then fix it. There is a bit of explaining why to do this, but just take the advice. If flipping the image isn't possible, stop your drawing, take a break, and go back to what you were working on. Don't ask questions. Just do it.

DO IT. :U

At 6/6/13 08:06 PM, mels4girlz wrote: Why do men like woman with big booties to fart in their face? Lol www.bi-momdotcom.blogspot.com

I don't even...

After reading a couple of Forums discussing weed and cocaine, I've discovered a majority of the people on newground's forums are crackheads.

Explains a lot. Perhaps too much. At least I know where the creativity is coming from.

Also, Justin Bieber might be going to space. SPAAAACE. Why is he going to space? God knows why.

Discuss.

Also, SPACE!

I once dreamed that I was flying around a waterpark, then I got shot by a helicopter and fell down a slide. I then looked in the mirror and discovered I was a dinosaur, so I decided to eat everything in my path; just for the hell of it. I woke up right after a kid slapped my in the face.

The dream made more sense when i was actually dreaming. xD

Do you mean art collaboration? I haven't done one of those in a long time. :O
I would like to do one, but seeing how old this forum is, I'm guessing you already have someone else in mind. I'm just terribly bored.

At 6/5/13 10:34 AM, infamoss wrote: I wish for nothing.

Granted. You are now a consciousness in the vast nothingness of space and time. You will never have any input, or output again as you begin to go insane within your own mind.

I wish to poke the pope.

I have this awkward light grey color. It's reflective and therefore changes to my environment. (to some extent) I wish I had light blue eyes. :U

A simple game where you offer something to someone, but there is a catch. You may either take the deal and leave it. Then you will have to give the next offer.

I offer you the ability to fly, but at cost you will have no arms or legs.

By the way don't even ask about the drawing below. It's yet another product of my insomnia. I decided to share it with you guys because it wasn't half bad. xD

You are growing boobs... FOR YOUR WIFE? That is so oddly romantic, and slightly disturbing.

Beautiful.

I can't stop laughing. What if that was applied universally?

"Damnit. There is only 17 students in this classroom. It appears we will have to shit on the floor today class."

Dear lord drop the cocaine and calm yo titties down. Where are moderators when you need them?

What, did you eat at taco bell?

Me! :D Seven day adventist.

Well, I'm not normally the type to give advice to stoners, but maybe, JUST MAYBE...

You should cut down on weed? It certainly not the best thing to get addicted to. Just because weed is natural, doesn't mean it can be dangerous. You know what else is natural?

Bears. Don't fuck with bears, although I like bears. Bears are cool...

I give terrible advice. Still, don't fuck with bears.

At 6/2/13 11:04 PM, Viktor wrote: When I first joined it was like a circlejerk and everyone fucking hated everyone.

Now it's like watching an old guy walk across the street on his own.

I dunno, old people are cool. Especially ones that wrestles bears. I like bears, and old people.

It's better than hating everyone. :U

One time my brother took my minecraft account and griefed a couple of servers. Everyone thought I was a complete douche for a while and I didn't know why.

When i mean minecraft, I mean bear wrestling.
I bear wrestle
:am I cool?

At 5/31/13 12:53 PM, anyapple wrote:

Interesting. I have never met a creationist. I'm a Roman Catholic. What is your religion?

Christian, seven day adventist. Woah! Never met a Roman Catholic. :O Nice to meet you!

At 5/31/13 12:50 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

Also yes that is how many schools do feel.As many American schools attempted to claim that since the theory of evolution is a "theory" they should also be allowed to teach their own "theory" of creationism. Which goes to show how incompetent such people are since they don't understand what the scientific definition of a "theory" is, and how it is not a "guess" like their own.

If you are wondering, I don't even live in America. I can more or less see what you are trying to imply, but christians do have scientists. I wont go into details. No one would like to hear that anyway. Still, theory is still just a theory. Ho crap, this isn't even the topic. There would be much less controverse if you where to say what you think came first, then your reason in a polite manner. ^_^'

At 5/31/13 12:44 PM, deGrimm wrote: If I had to be castrated by anyone, it would be Dexter Morgan?

This forum made me giggle. xD If I where male, and to be castrated, then it would be Morgan Freeman.

At 5/31/13 12:39 PM, anyapple wrote:

I don't know. What do you believe came first?

As I said before, I'm a creationist. I believe God created everything. So I believe the chicken came first. :)

What do you believe came first?

The answer is obvious. Chickens came first. They came in a failed attempt to conquer the earth in their spaceship from a planet resting a different universe millions of lightyears away. The humans fought back and defeated the extraterrestrials and kept them as prisoners for all of eternity. As punishment, the chickens now feed off dry corn and worms living in a cage all their lives. We now eat their unborn for breakfasts, and fry the aliens in burning oil, only to be consumed afterwards.

Kidding, I'm a creationist. xD In an organized and polite manner, state your opinion. :)

At 5/31/13 09:44 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/30/13 01:36 PM, Jow279 wrote:

I wish for the Tank Girl site skin to return.

Wish granted. Tank girl was hunted down by an indian tribe, and skinned. The skin will be sent to you immediately. We suggest you sterilize it before using it as carpeting.

I wish for the power to combust into flames without self harm.