When I grow up, I want to be the worlds sexiest millionaire.

Reality
I build websites for a living...

I always enjoy the foreplay more than the actual intercourse. There's more possibilities to experiment with foreplay too...

I'm shocked and apalled that this hasn't been done yet

At 10/26/09 07:10 PM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: To expand on this, the World Wide Web Consortium help browser developers by helping to develop standards for the web. This also help users by enabling web designers to make code that will display correctly across multiple browsers.

If they really wanted to help they would track down whoever is responsible for IE and bludgeon them to death. Seriously, you can get a page working beautifully with Firefox, then open it up in IE and it'll be all over the fucking place, even if all your coding is w3c compliant.

At 10/26/09 09:43 AM, citricsquid wrote: http://xkcd.com

Fuck, you beat me to it.

I lol'd at the gratuitous use of <marquee> and <blink>

It would appear you are correct...

Um... Proottalfain? Is that you?

I would like to state right here that this is not my alt, and I am somewhat bewildered by the whole thing...

Cue people calling "bullshit" in 3...2...1...

That post was full of awesome facts, information and evidence.

At 10/23/09 02:23 AM, 142201 wrote: Adblocker ftw.

You are a racist, who doesn't want Tom to have money... that makes you a thief too.

I'll just leave this here:

<robot dreams>, by RatherRandom Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

At 10/7/09 02:10 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 10/7/09 02:09 PM, Shakyjake wrote: Is it carrying anything? A coconut, for example?

No, a swallow couldn't carry a coconut. How would it grip it?

Maybe if two of them were tied to it?

It's not a question of where he grips it... It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a coconut.

Is it carrying anything? A coconut, for example?

Tired, unoriginal series FTW

Lol, I did the exact same with this account, pretending to be Scottish and everything

At 10/3/09 11:07 AM, DarkSytze wrote: why don't i see any people on the bbs i recognize?

And how exactly does that constitute the "downfall of the bbs"?

Keep your opinions to yourself. I assure you, NG does not give a shit.

At 9/26/09 02:34 AM, mrsmiles703 wrote: What major events affected you this month?

Got a(nother) job building websites. Turned 20....

How did you celebrate this Madness day?

I voted 0 on everything in the portal

What do you love/hate about this month in particular?

Love my birthday, the weather, darker nights, sitting next to the fire when it's cold.

Was it your birthday this month?

Yes, the 22nd.

What did you do to mourn the lost lives of 9/11?

Nothing, I do not mourn them.

Fuck yeah, they're brilliant. If you're looking for some good ones just try anything by "Sierra".

Space Quest is particularly good.

Have you tried fitting the gills with grilles to stop larger objects passing through? It costs a bit extra but I think it's worth it for that enhanced security and peace of mind...

Or you could go on the pre-existent and more-popular NG channel on stickam...

At 9/23/09 01:10 PM, Narusegawa wrote:

At 9/23/09 12:49 PM, reversed-einsteinjunior wrote: The world will end when our moon-brothers betray us...

Someone got the sizes wrong ..

The moon is actually the size of the earth, nobody realises cos it's really a bit further away than they think...

The world will end when our moon-brothers betray us...

At 9/22/09 06:32 PM, megaman4327 wrote: but if soem has like 6,789 friends you just HAVE to guess he or she doesnt talk to all of them

I am inclined to disbelieve you until you come up with an example of someone (non-celebrity) who has 6789 friends.

Perhaps they... oh I don't know... actually go out and meet people?

At 9/22/09 03:29 PM, Chemich wrote: or the first colored mario game.

Racist! You mean the first African-American Mario game...

At 9/22/09 01:05 PM, CibaG wrote: I hope you're for real! Priceless!

Thousands, maybe millions of Scotsmen have died for the British Empire and everything it stood for. Just in case you'd forgot.

Maybe you've been watching too much Mel Gibson shit, but historically England and Scotland have coexisted relitavely peacefully. The only times they have really clashed is when public figures have manipulated and expolited Scottish nationalism in order to get their own way.

You're certainly right about some Scots bearing allegiance to the British Empire, but why should I be greeted with derision for disagreeing? Yes I'm for fucking real.

Mel Gibson is an anti-Semitic, alcoholic wanker. I take it you're referring to the abortion that was "Braveheart". No, I am fully aware of the historical inaccuracies in that film, and would never use it as a point of reference. Besides, it's a shit film. I don't know how you think the Scottish and English coexist relatively peacefully, but believe me we don't. Living in the Scottish Borders I have plenty first-hand experience of the violence which is still prevalent between the two nations.

At 9/22/09 12:49 PM, CibaG wrote: All that stuff that happened over 100 years ago?

Not like a Scotsman to hold a grudge.

I will forever hold a grudge until we are free from the so-called "United" Kingdom.... formerly the British Empire.

At 9/22/09 12:44 PM, CibaG wrote: So basically you don't like England because your worse at sports than them.

Can't say I'm surprised.

Actually there's more reason's than just that... I just didn't want to go into a page-long rant about wars, oppression, murder, deceit, abuse and theft.

I have no idea... I really don't want to think about that, I'm only 20...

However, I know that if I have a daughter, her middle name will be my sister's first name. Seeing as her son's middle name is Jake...

At 9/22/09 12:27 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: Every Spice girl as I remember them from the 90's

Nah, only Baby Spice was pumpable...

I'd plough her like a field...