came across this video this morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HU_AJbx1 0Q

finally, no more speculation.

Creature Feature

Celebrating the 10 year anniversary of me answering this question

....but in seriousness, i have no idea

I had red, my sister got blue. She quickly lost interest in the game, so I got her blue after about a month.

After playing the two extensively as a kid, I slowly leaned towards blue as my preference. I had an old gameboy color, and playing the game in blue tint was a lot better than in red tint, blue being my favorite color.

That was really the only thing that pushed me towards one rather than the other. I really didn't care about (or even notice, originally) the slight gameplay differences.

Chlamydia

naming it after an STD lets your fans know you enjoy the sex

hmm...this happened to a friend of mine a while back.

What he did was he talked to the girl who was saying that he was a rapist, and discussed how she was being immature and everything.

That seemed to end things with him, so maybe you should try just talking to your crazy bitch of an ex?

well, look on the bright side

at least you now your asshole is free from cavity-causing plaque

don't forget to floss

Oblivion
Dead Rising
Gears of War
The Darkness

Just a few great ones I have that I can think of right now

At 6/12/07 06:58 PM, Solfaen wrote:

At 6/12/07 06:51 PM, WilliWowza wrote: DISKUS

DISCUS.

....for some reason, this made my day

At 4/28/07 07:21 PM, Lyris5 wrote:

At 4/28/07 07:16 PM, Frozen-Fire wrote: You'll never survive life being a nice guy.

That's all i have to say.

I can't help it. That's just how I am. I'm not gonna change that.

Sadly, I fall into the same, exact shit....and I've known for a while now that those are things that I have to change. What I don't think a lot of people understand is just how hard it is to change that.

Especially if the whole reason you don't like yourself is because you can't find someone who likes you for whatever it is that you are. That leads to your own bitterness and unhappiness, which is a turnoff, which keep anyone from getting close to you, and the cycle goes from there.

At 3/24/07 11:17 PM, jon2thejon wrote: ...how many times do you think he'd try to rape you?

7..he would try 7 times

no more, no less

Drew this a while ago

[IMG]http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w40/S evered-Mind/fishy-1.jpg[/IMG]

Damn...those trophies look quite snazzy....now all I have to do is get good at the game again (I haven't played my gamecube version in quite some time)

well, before you can fix that..learn to spell the word "time"

I got a 7

that's pretty shit

If you want to complain about her, then don't be with her. If you want to stay with her, then just put aside whatever small thing she does that annoys you and look at the bigger picture.

It would be nice to see more, but 90% of what gets uploaded is either a ripoff of what knox does, or is just poorly made.

Good stopmotion animation is very, very hard to do (I've tried it myself a few times in the past) and people need to either fine-tune their own style of it before they upload, or do something else.

sure, why not

I still think we will not be truly excellent untill we have Eddy VanHalen on guitar

but before we can get Eddy VanHalen...we need a triumphant video

At 2/19/07 06:28 PM, KemCab wrote:

At 2/19/07 06:27 PM, Severed-Mind wrote: It shows that God is ever so good to the people who praise him

I never got that, is it supposed to make me faithful or just scared?

I always kind of thought it meant that shit is going to happen to you, no matter what you do.

At 2/19/07 06:27 PM, Severed-Mind wrote: covering him with boild

sorry

*boils

I liked the part where the good guy Job was doing all his good stuff, then God decided to be a dick and ruin Job's life, murdering his family, killing his crops, covering him with boild untill he finally died a horrible, painfull death.

It shows that God is ever so good to the people who praise him

oh....wait.

yeah....don't.

Giving your money to the homeless would be a far better investment than seeing that movie.

At 2/18/07 06:59 PM, StevenFowler wrote: The giant russian soviet machine of course. It really displays the epic boss vibe.

Yeah, that's definatly one of the better moments. I'm leaning towards that, but maybe the butterscotch monster. I haven't played it for a long while, and I currently don't have it with me, so I don't remember a lot of what's there

take ice cream from the freezers, and hide them in random spots.

high shelves, behind toys, in the meats.

The look on the face of people who see the puddle of ice cream coming from behind the big screenTVs....it's a way to kill an afternoon.

I'm currently in pre-production for a short film I'm working on, and in one scene two of the characters are talking while playing a video game (not exactly 100% original, but it breaks up the dialog which is mostly set up for the next scene).

The game I first thought of was Alien Hominid, it helps add to the general vibe of that scene and the movie as a whole, but with so much crazy shit in the game, I'm having a bit of trouble deciding what to have shown.

So I figured I might as well ask the opinion of people who know the game best. What boss or area do you think would be best to feature?

"There are 6 of you here with me, I have 5 bullets...who wants to live the most?"

Now if only they would stop showing that fucking Mind of Mencia show 3 times a day, then maybe we'd see some progress.

Mitch Hedberg is always going to take my top spot.

I guess this brings up the age old question...does size matter?

<insert cock joke here>