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I got my sexy card from Mizzjuicyflava. It's cute and I am hanging it on my wall. Or maybe putting it out with cookies and hoping Santa comes. I haven't been too good this year and need all the help I can get!

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At 12/20/11 02:00 PM, Malachy wrote: Online petitions are fun and all but the bill hasn't passed yet which means you can still contact your representatives and let them know exactly how you feel!

Call both of your Senators and your Representative offices. You can fill out an email form as well if you don't mind your name and email being public record. The more people who call in opposition to SOPA (and NDAA while we're at it!) the less effect a deep pocketed lobbyist will have!

I've both signed the petition and e-mailed my representatives.

I wish I knew more about this previously, I'll admit the first I heard of it was just a few weeks ago.

Last month I met our governor face to face and I sure woulda attempted to bring it up with him. Worst that could've happened is he just wouldn't have had time to talk about it.

Check the public records to see who has taken campaign donations from SOPA supporting companies or PACs. Let your reps know that they shouldn't accept that money and should pledge to return it if they wish to get your vote. 2012 is an election year. They are more likely to listen to potential voters now more than ever, especially if they think accepting cash from shady individuals might jeopardize reelection and SOPA support is as shady as you can get!

I'm having trouble finding it on my local politicians' platforms. I'm also hoping now it has everyone's attention, we'll see it debated more.

Any politician who deems it as "unimportant" is obviously not versed in current events and oblivious to our technology driven society.

I used to go to the gym religiously, but I'm sooooo sick of the atmosphere. The young kids everywhere leaning on the machines talking about who they banged at last night's party. Only one female bathroom which is always occupied by someone putting on tanning lotion or dressing out. One co-d shower. Total suckage. Horrible pop music.

So I'm ordering a total gym and a tread climber and I'll just torture myself here at home.

At 12/7/11 04:51 PM, Fro wrote:

At 12/7/11 03:47 PM, ZJ wrote:

That's your life from now on for each and every Sunday of the NFL season.

Oh god, I don't even know if I can sleep tonight without having nightmares about this. "

A good marriage involves football worship together.

Happy Birthday sir

cake boobs etc.

I'm kinda hoping that they go back to California and the surrounding area. I played Fallout 1 and Fallout 2, I'd like to see how those towns/families ended up.

But I'm not some whiny emo gamer. I enjoy the post apocalyptic setting and I'll be fine with wherever they put it.

New England would be nice, since they haven't visited that area before.

But I stopped by the wiki page and..................."Not much is known about the setting of Fallout 4 so far. When asked to give hints as to the setting of the next Fallout game, Jason Bergman said (translated from Norwegian), "You'll get no tips from me. But the Mojave Wasteland was a fun place to explore, wasn't it?".

At 11/22/11 12:23 AM, Gagsy wrote: "Already 4am?"

*hit snooze several times, be late for work*

That's me every morning. Then every night before I go to bed, I say "I'm getting up as soon as it goes off in the morning and I'm getting to work early"

but I lie. :-(

At 11/22/11 12:45 AM, ornery wrote:
Actually its closer to an auction. You need to put yourself in the black market of human trafficking. Once there your life has a true numerical value, if it reaches a certain price you get to be a mod.

The other team only bid like 6 dollars for you in the auction but I was all like, " HEY! Ornery is worth at least $106!!!" and we placed the bid and we won!!!!

And I promised to feed you and clean up after you <3

At 11/21/11 07:49 PM, Falonefal wrote: ...instrument?

My first choice will be guitar, just to piss off FUNKbrs

It's not possible to piss off FUNKbrs. All you can really do is make his hate level toward you increase a little. But even then, he kinda has maximum hate levels for us all.

It IS possible that he may now choose a more painful way for you to die.

My favorite used to be coffee milk. When I was little my mama would always make me a mug filled with half coffee and half milk. Got me hooked on caffeine early.

I thought the most interesting panel of that "comic" was the section about billionaires but overall yes, quite a piece. Randall Munroe can see into our minds.

I would also like to do this shiz. I got plans!!!!

At 11/19/11 09:36 PM, mamatequila wrote: I go in for a minute to say a friendly hello and all I get is pain.

I hate Luis.

Did you try showing tits like Malachy suggested?

Maybe we should get a pic of Malachy's tits, and just show his.

At 11/13/11 06:14 PM, roderickii wrote: That's what the mature section is for.

And you win this thread.

Happy Birthday Travis!

Please share your pizza with me.

You can get worms from undercooked pork, though rare, pork should always be cooked well done.

You can get salmonella from undercooked chicken. Chicken should always be cooked through, no pink.

Sometimes you can get sick from eating undercooked beef, but that's more rare which is why you are allowed to have steaks cooked to your liking.

We actually do celebrate it, my in-laws are from England, and we have a bonfire. We're not partying until Saturday night though good sir.

At 11/2/11 07:55 PM, Kwing wrote: Not sure why Wade would post something that happened 7 years ago, or why it would be uploaded now. While I do think that this is horrible, I really don't know what I'm supposed to say on the matter. A father yelling at and belting his daughter (who has a partial physical handicap, I might add) does not look good under any circumstances. But I don't need to tell anybody that.

It is my understanding that the beating occurred 7 years ago but the young lady JUST released the video.

If you google news search it, there are tons of recent stories and he is now being investigated.

My parents, my mother mostly, spanked me like that often growing up, without all the cursing.

If I didn't bend over properly, whatever was exposed got hit.

I tried to tell a teacher about it, when she found a diary entry about running away from home. She called my parents and ratted me out.

I'm fine now, but don't really talk to either of them anymore. So yeah, it killed our child-parent relationship. I am indifferent to their existence and support myself.

I think opponents and supporters of spanking can all agree what happened in the video was excessive.

And I think the father enjoyed it a bit too much. And I'm not trying to make a coke joke.

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I don't care for any of them much. And I did their moms.

I'm not ready to move on from 80s cartoons.

One time when I went I had some really loud, really drunk people sit behind us. They had brought in an entire gallon of Taaka vodka somehow, and they were drinking it. Long story short, they dropped it on the conrete floor, and it shattered and vodka was everywhere. They were escorted out.

Another time I was stupid enough to go to something on opening night, and it was packed. This 80 year old man with a Gandalf beard came and sat next to me. Kept brushing up against me. Creepy. And we weren't seeing LOTR, so no, he wasn't in costume.

You need to speak with your family doctor or see your school conselor. Hope it all works out for you.

Do you have pets? Pets can do that, and being super tidy is the only way to combat it.

Also, do you live in a house or a trailer/modular home?

I used to live in a trailer and to me it always smelled musty because it was so small and closed up. Now I finally bought a house and it smells better simply because there's more air inside.

My cat keeps getting into my turtle food. (Got an indoor turtle, red eared slider) I don't know what the hell is wrong with the cat, but it loves the turtle pellets. So even though I buy him the expensive kitty food from PetSmart, he waits til I'm in bed at 3:00 AM and destroys the turtle food all over the damn floor.

I need to have a meow argument with him.

At 10/14/11 06:19 PM, Auz wrote:

Rollercoaster Tycoon was a similar game which was also great fun. In this game you had to build your own theme park.

I've been wanting to play that again badly. And Sim Tower. I loved Sim Tower.

I also miss Age of Empires. Sometimes you can find it in the bargain games but it doesn't run on Vista. :-(

We here at newgrounds are genuinely concerned about your penile health.

That said, please consult your family physician instead of our BBS.

Thank you

I had them, and actually didn't mind them, because I got to cut class every few weeks to get them tightened etc. Then I got Dairy Queen!

But I HATED those stupid rubber bands.

Mine do that when my sinuses are acting up or I'm congested. Agustana is right about the gum, usually that helps with ear popping.