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At 6/17/12 11:55 PM, Shauna wrote: TWant to own a laser so powerful that itâEUTMs practically a lightsaber?

kdjhdfkjhkhj i cant read sorry shauna

Yes, I do still want.

It kinda reminds me of a light saber and that makes me love it more.

more than a friend

I make a ton of her recipes. It's easy to healthen them up and she has plenty on line that aren't bad for you at all.

I make these little tarts of hers with puff pastry, mozzarella cheese, tomato and basil and they rock. I make another one of hers where you take asparagus, wrap it up in phyllo dough and bake. awesome.

On grits, I can not stand grits and I live in the south, so I'm like an outcast. I like cream of wheat, I like oatmeal, but the texture of grits. blah. It's like eating a bowl of hot sand.

He looks better than I expected him to look honestly. It's good that he's still alive. I watched the video of the attack and it took like 22 minutes before the cops showed up and shot the other guy. He was under an overpass behind a concrete wall, kinda out of the way.

It'd be nice if the victim can tell us anything the attacker said etc. motive or reason...not that any reason would really be a good one

I think as a private company, they have every right to fire someone for dress code violation.

I think the sue worthy issue is that they supposedly asked her to tape down her breasts and then forced her to wear that housecoat all day. Neither of those two options are okay. There's no way I would have waited to be fired after they asked me to tape down my breasts. I'd have quit then.

I dunno if she's full of it or not. I am a female and my employer said, "Your necklines are too low, make sure when you bend over, no cleavage shows." So I said, "Yes ma'am" and I layer several shirts to keep my boobs covered. Problem=solved.

At 5/17/12 07:30 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Technically, I don't think it is illegal unless there is a minor involved.

Taboo, weird and gross yeah. Illegal, not so sure.

Yeah I know a chick who was adopted, turned 18, found her real dad. They hit it off and now they live together and display emotion publicly and often.

Ew.

But it happened.

I don't care about them frisking me or making me get in front of the naked scanner. I've flown several times the last 2 years and through major airports. The worst that happened during security screening is they asked me to take off my cardigan which I was mostly wearing to cover my boobs. So they got to see some cleavage.

Now, what DID piss me off, is at one airport, someone went through my checked luggage, NOT carry on and took some lotion and other cosmetics. It wasn't breaking any rules. It was checked. and they didn't leave a note saying they took it, I just got to my destination and said "wtf, where are my cosmetics???"

bastards.

Go fuck yourself Tramps.

happeh 19 and junk <3 <3

At 5/11/12 05:18 PM, TomFulp wrote:

Like it?

I love it. Like more than a friend.

It makes it easier to stalk all my favorites and scope out their new material.

28 points for whomever made that call.

At 5/6/12 06:16 PM, 0peth wrote: Powerlifters on Newgrounds?

I powerlifted every year in high school. Our team won state champion several times. I lettered in power lifting.

I had trouble placing because I wasn't a fat chick so my category had the most girls in it. Every meet I went to, I was lifting with 20 other chicks.

If so post your
Bench:

It was terrible , like 125 lbs.

Squat:

around 300 lbs

Deadlift:

little over 300 lbs

+any other lifts you feel are impressive gym feats you have that are worth mentioning gogogogo

I haven't tried dead lifting or squatting in years. I do still bench occasionally, and I still suck a lot.

My track abilities haven't gone away. I run a few miles before work everyday easily.

At 5/2/12 10:59 AM, Wagggs wrote:

Have you been in any bad car accidents, Newgrounds? What were the results/consequences?

I also had a brand new car (just got the plates in). I was driving down a 4 lane divided highway, about 55 mph. An old lady in a F-150 just didn't see me and shot across. I T-boned her and totaled her truck. (It was wrapped around my car.) My car was also totaled because the way I hit it, it knocked the entire frame back like an inch (doors wouldn't shut anymore on the right side) and the engine under the hood caught on fire.

That was a pain in the ass. I had a 3rd degree burn on my hand, had to keep it wrapped.

At 5/1/12 09:04 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: There is a hamster.

His name is Shaky.

He has developed a habit of gnawing at the corners of his overpriced dwelling.

1. He has healthy food (overpriced bird seed).
2. He has interesting toys (most notably two wheels within he may run in, one even that's out of dwelling that he can get to via super awesome fun time hamster tubes, whenever he wants).
3. He's given crunchy treats. (organic baby carrots and stupid pieces of special wood specifically for Shaky to gnaw on).

The problem I pose to you dear reader is that the aforementioned hamster that doesn't exist insists on gnawing at corners.

If this were a real situation, how would you go about spanking Shaky so that he learns not to make that crazy ass "SHROOK SHROOK SHROOK SHROOK" noise when he decides to chew on his expensive house.

I'm looking for an effective spanking fashion that wouldn't actually harm this rhetorical and non existent Shaky....

I find that my theoretical small pets gnawed on the cage more when I had one of those fancy rainbow plastic ones with tubes and extra wheels and places to go.

My theoretical small pets now have a wire cage where only the bottom is plastic. (Everything else, including their theoretical wheel is wire).

I bought theoretical branches made for bird cages and hung them on the wire which my small pets that do not exist now like to climb on and chew. They cannot eat their cage anymore. If they existed.

If this thread is about masturbation, then yes.

At 4/28/12 12:55 AM, TomFulp wrote:

Pico & Friends (circa 1999)

I'll never forget showing my high school computer lab teacher Nene Interactive Suicide and him laughing. It was the late 90s and they hadn't blocked all the cool sites yet. Those were the days. Gas was $1.22 a gallon. Those damn kids never played their music too loud and stayed off my lawn.

12 years is pretty damn awesome.
RIP Sherbert. :-(

" I'm pregnant. "

congrats ZJ!!!!

I lose my voice constantly and usually once I start getting hoarse, I make some hot (not boiling, just manageable hot) water, and put a ton of salt in it, stir it up well, gargle with it and spit. It's nasty but always helps.

All of the suggestions about honey and whiskey I have heard work as well. I usually drink a lot of tea and coffee when my throat hurts.

Just make sure you check your temperature, if you have a fever, you need to stay hydrated with plenty of regular water.

At 4/13/12 07:58 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: I grew up in Tornado Alley, I would hate to live somewhere where there wasn't storms.

Oh eff that shiz. I hate being in tornadoes. I've been in quite a few, and I've been in a ton of hurricanes. What's odd, I'm much less worried during the hurricanes. Maybe it's because I've been in more hurricanes than tornadoes.

I don't know.

Ya'll be careful. Take pics if it's not too dangerous. You can come crash on my couch if it gets too loud/the power goes out etc.

I am also excited about this. I have all of the comics and just adore the story. But "A Dame to Kill For" is one of my favs.

Let's all go see it together when it comes out!

At 4/13/12 04:15 PM, TomFulp wrote: But I feel like I'm failing either way.

OMG no you aren't!!!

It seems like "taking the money" is winning, but if it means you losing control of the site, well then that's lame.

I feel like our admins and staff and programmers are the best in the world. This website is like my second home. I'd never consider this site a failure in a million years.

I know you have to approach it as a business man, you need to make money, this is your career.

But this is also your dream and something you have worked so hard on. I feel like you should always be the one in control of it.

You or robots.

Because they're going to control us all anyway eventually.

At 4/13/12 05:55 PM, MindChamber wrote: I know Id gladly pay a year subscription if it mean more programmers at NG getting it to work properly and keep it at the edge of technology, I'm sure others would as well.

I'd also pay a yearly subscription.

At 4/8/12 02:23 PM, SoapyCola wrote:

I'd never play Skyrim twice. Don't get me wrong, its a fantastic game. But with
120+ hours racked up, and still not being close to the end of the game, it definitely
wont be worth a second play through. Not for another 10 years atleast.

ditto

I did a second play through so I could join the Imperials as I joined the Stormcloaks the first go round.

Other than that, I found it to be too repetitive and like you said, after like 200 hours+, no matter how much I enjoy the game, the replay value just goes downhill. So many of the quests have the same outcome no matter how you do them etc

And even on my first play through, I ended up getting bored mid-way into the game. Oh, another tomb with undead folks. Okay.

At 4/8/12 04:59 PM, Auz wrote: The Sims: Bustin' Out

Sims has a decent replay value because you can at least make different characters live different lives but I've been disappointed with the expansions that have been released. They all seem to be the same thing. A few new careers, and you can be a celebrity. again. I loved Seasons in Sims 2 and I keep crossing my fingers eventually that will happen again. I go a few months without playing and then play a little while and retire it once more.

Another game I didn't bother replaying, LA Noire.

Sold it back to Gamestop as soon as I was done.

At 4/7/12 02:14 PM, Coop wrote:
Yeah, but that's only 29, so not 30 for another 365 days yet.

I'm getting close, but as a woman, I will never get older than 29 so 30 isn't bothering me.

Happy Birthday sir!!!!!111

I made you a sandwich.

Travis posted so now I'm not double posting.

Accuweather also has some pics up. How bout those cars thrown into that house. Nice.

My car is in the garage, saving the tornadoes some time and effort.

At 4/3/12 08:20 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:

At 4/3/12 07:55 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

Have no fear!! Just as your roof blows off, and things look bad. I will slice my way through the rubble with my trusty claymore. Then I will throw you over my shoulders and go to your bathroom where I will plant you on top of the mattress and take care of you. After I have my way and saved the day, I will smoke a cigarette and eat some of your pizza.

You're alright. In the event that I live, I will share my pizza with you. I have cheesy bread too.

At 4/3/12 08:29 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 4/3/12 07:51 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Look at that, 20 minutes away from where I live near Garland

Damn, nature your scary

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0d1_1333484608

Even though those semi trailers are empty that's still impressive to watch because even empty they're 5-7 tons.

I'm not a huge fan of the weather channel because they tend to hype everything up and they air a ton of crap that has nothing to do with weather, but they have some nice videos up right now on weather.com

If you have Facebook, you can follow Reed Timmer the storm chaser, he had that show on the Discovery Channel, and he has his own page where he streams video feed, posts pics etc.

But Reed will usually have info and locations on tornadoes before the media will. Last 2 tornado warnings I was under, Reed Timmer had them up on Facebook before my local news could broadcast it.

I freaking hate tornadoes. I've been in several, I don't freak out, but I by no means want to chase one or film one. I am in my closet/bathroom wherever when warnings are issued. I'm in Louisiana so I do the hurricanes pretty often. I would rather a hurricane, than a tornado.

It's my understanding all of that crap that hit you is now heading toward me, so I'll just watch the radar and eat pizza and hopefully not die.

At 3/28/12 08:04 PM, stafffighter wrote: I ran into that problem a lot with my neices when they were younger but they were always explained to that these were not real people. And if agent 47 got sent after them they must have done soemthing bad. I didn'tactually say the second part.
But now they're well adjusted. The youngest one is twelve and she likes when I show her a good marksmanship game on here. Never anythign with human targets though. She loved the zombies vs. penquins one.

I told my 10 year old he can't have a NG account until he's 20.

At 3/28/12 08:08 PM, stafffighter wrote:

As is mine! Who the fuck are you people? I seriously can't tell. I'm old and my eyes aren't good.

You listen to bad music and wear pants that don't cover your ankles properly.

I talk to some of you people or have talked to you before.

My post is relevant!!!!

I've lost several people to cancer this year. Hate to hear this. What a long battle and I feel for his loved ones.

Way too early and way too young. Definitely let us know more about donations for his daughter.

Memorial page is great. Hopefully we don't add too many more to it.

Have you decided between the Stormcloaks or the Imperials?
Does being swede make you better adapt at handling arrows?

At 2 days ago, UncleABCD wrote: For me only a couple stand out. Firstly, I regret not buying the older Final Fantasy games when they were out. I remember playing a couple at a friends house but never actually playing them for myself. Looking back I would've enjoyed picking up the original FF games.

I did the opposite. I played like Final Fantasies 3, 4, 5, and 6 and then just quit. (The ones in the 90s. I'm older than you kids.)

What about you?

I never played any of the elder scroll games -- in depth--before Skyrim. Just kinda played around with Oblivion and Morrowind....I was real busy with college and gaming took a back seat.
I really enjoyed Skyrim, which I did play through thoroughly, and I bet I'd enjoy it more if I'd bothered with the other games.