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Response to: I need good lap dance songs. Posted April 3rd, 2013 in General

If you are into rap/ r&b whatever:

Ludacris- Splash Waterfalls

Kelly Rowland/Lil Wayne- Motivation

I know it's kinda slow, but Alicia Keys- Fallin I watched a girl work a pole to this song once, and she did it right.

If you aren't so much into the r&b scene

Framing Hanley- Lolipop

That's all I got off the top of my head. Sorry if I repeated anyone else. Good luck!

Response to: Segway of the dead Posted April 1st, 2013 in General

I had to stop around mission 40 because I had shit to do around the house. Why isn't there medals for this game? Who do we need to pester for this to happen? Also for those of you who have beat it already, does it get any easier on your fingers? I'd rather the mouse than the keyboard to be honest. That boss on mission 15 was a pain in the ass. But don't post any big spoilers! I'm gonna finish it later.

Response to: Ng V-day Card Exchange 2013 Posted February 17th, 2013 in General

At 2/17/13 06:02 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 2/17/13 06:01 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I got a coveted Lokken card as well which I love more than a friend.
Oh Valentines Day shenanigans.........................

But I got a happy ending, which is all that really matters in a sexual/loving relationship.

Ng V-day Card Exchange 2013

Response to: Ng V-day Card Exchange 2013 Posted February 17th, 2013 in General

At 2/17/13 06:01 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I got a coveted Lokken card as well which I love more than a friend.

Oh Valentines Day shenanigans.........................

Ng V-day Card Exchange 2013

Response to: Ng V-day Card Exchange 2013 Posted February 17th, 2013 in General

I got a coveted Lokken card as well which I love more than a friend.

Ng V-day Card Exchange 2013

Response to: Ng V-day Card Exchange 2013 Posted February 17th, 2013 in General

At 2/13/13 11:49 PM, YenMuffin wrote: It's almost Valentine's and no sign of my card. How disappointing.
I hope it's safe.

I got yours sir!!!! And I got it before Valentine's Day but I've been in and out of the hospital, lameness all around, couldn't post it.

Your card was not lame however. Your card was awesome. It's going right up on my office wall.

Ng V-day Card Exchange 2013

Response to: Happy Mardi Gras 2013! Posted February 12th, 2013 in General

At 2/12/13 05:44 AM, Samuraikyo wrote: Just wanted to stop in again for the same ole thread I create every year and wish everyone a Happy Mardi Gras. If you are visiting here please be safe and enjoy all the fun the city has to offer. I know some of the Newground members live around here and many have visited including Luis :3

I was just in New Orleans to see a doctor. Got outta town Friday night before all the big Mardi Gras chaos started.
Our town did 3 Mardi Gras parades but I didn't go, I've been so damn sick.

Didn't even have a king cake this year. That's serious illness.

At 2/12/13 11:47 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/12/13 11:28 AM, Natick wrote: Somebody better upload topless photos.
Indeed. I'll be waiting...

Here ya go

Happy Mardi Gras 2013!

Response to: Ng V-day Card Exchange 2013 Posted February 12th, 2013 in General

At 2/12/13 02:23 PM, Skaren wrote: I got yet another swanky card from SevenSeize, this one inspires such emotions as desperation, hopelessness, sadness, and every other emotion that I typically feel on Valentine's Day. This is my second card from SevenSeize, and eventually if I get more I'll understand what the story is, thanks bud!

Oh yay!!!!!!!! Nothing says Valentines day like human slavery in a post apocalyptic dystopia! <3

Glad someone awesome got mine!

Response to: Ng V-day Card Exchange 2013 Posted January 5th, 2013 in General

At 1/4/13 04:58 PM, Tarah wrote:
I know some of you just want to penetrate

lol you said penetrate

here's a bunch of crappy Valentines day card I made for last year's exchange

My favorite is all of them.

Please sign me up!!!!!!!!!!

Response to: Django Unchained: A Review Posted January 5th, 2013 in General

They filmed some of it near me and I got to watch (from a distance). I am a huge Tarantino fan so I've been trying to find other Tarantino fans to see how this movie holds up to his others and you are not the first person to say this one blew Pulp Fiction out of the water.

I hate going to the theater so much. Not the atmosphere, it's just where I live our one theater is in a terribly dangerous part of town. But I may go see a daytime showing.

Response to: Cool flashlight. :) Posted December 26th, 2012 in General

I got my dad a new LED flashlight for Christmas. He'd been using the same old school styled ones from the 80s.

Pretty similar to this one

It works pretty well, we powered it up last night.

Response to: NG X-mas Card Exchange 2012 Posted December 26th, 2012 in General

At 12/26/12 03:54 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I got my card on Christmas Eve. I'm glad I did check my mail because we had a tornado on Christmas day that kindly removed the lid to my mailbox.

My card is from Potatoman1234 and I highly recommend it for long drives in the country or those atfernoons where you just need a pick me up to get through that last pile of work.

My card came with a jump drive that I have not plugged in yet because I am scared and love my computer. Once I find somewhere to plug it in, I reveal to you what secrets it holds.

The inside of my card contains an indepth explanation of the economic expansion our country experienced during the 90s along with an illustration of some of our country's first and finest leaders.

I could not be happier with my Christmas card. I give it 45 points.

Thank you, Potatoman, and I hope you had a very Merry Christmas!

NG X-mas Card Exchange 2012

Response to: NG X-mas Card Exchange 2012 Posted December 26th, 2012 in General

I got my card on Christmas Eve. I'm glad I did check my mail because we had a tornado on Christmas day that kindly removed the lid to my mailbox.

My card is from Potatoman1234 and I highly recommend it for long drives in the country or those atfernoons where you just need a pick me up to get through that last pile of work.

My card came with a jump drive that I have not plugged in yet because I am scared and love my computer. Once I find somewhere to plug it in, I reveal to you what secrets it holds.

NG X-mas Card Exchange 2012

Response to: SNOW STORM!!! Posted December 26th, 2012 in General

We had tornadoes yesterday and snow flurries this morning. But nothing sticking here.

will watch snow cam with jealousy
Response to: NG X-mas Card Exchange 2012 Posted December 23rd, 2012 in General

At 12/23/12 11:31 AM, Skaren wrote: I'm not sure what's going on with my card, it has a link to the V-day card exchange thread at the top, but it has "Merry Christmas" written on the back, I don't know what to think. Really nice though, I like it. Also got the standard issue 2 stickers with a postcard. 10/10 would fuck. Thanks to SevenSeize.

All of my cards have a post apocalyptic theme. They kinda go together. A little. Some. Depending on how much I've had to drink.

or how little.

Merry Christmas!!!!!!

Response to: NG X-mas Card Exchange 2012 Posted December 9th, 2012 in General

At 12/7/12 02:58 PM, Luis wrote:

updated the google doc.

I'm really bummed. I sent mine Monday (December 3rd) priority mail. So if it aint there by now, it must've gotten lost or couldn't handle it anymore and ended it all.

Apologies, punch and pie

Response to: NG X-mas Card Exchange 2012 Posted November 20th, 2012 in General

I still have my cards hanging up from last year. Awesome conversation pieces.

Please sign me up and I will also include some beer money for ya.

Response to: Skyfall - November 9th Posted November 4th, 2012 in General

Craig isn't my fav either but I'm definitely seeing it simply because I'm such a huge Bond fan. Aside from what you fine folks have said, I can't find anyone in the middle on it. Either it's awesome and they loved it, or they thought it was boring and meh.

Response to: stafffighter Appreciation Thread Posted October 4th, 2012 in General

Can't stand him. Took my lunch money once.

PM him with love/hate/etc. Or to get my lunch money back.
Response to: Halloween level icons Posted October 4th, 2012 in General

I got way more excited about this than a grown up should.

Response to: Happy birthday Sentio Posted September 30th, 2012 in General

At 9/30/12 02:00 PM, Gagsy wrote: Fact: Sentio is the best NG user you never heard of.

I've heard of him. Happy Birthday Sentio!!!!!


Happy Birthday Sentio. I wish you a fabulous day/evening and all the best in life, as ever!

best fucking cake ever

Response to: Sunday Fun(bags)day! (nfl Thread)!! Posted September 30th, 2012 in General

At 9/30/12 12:52 AM, ZJ wrote:
Saints v. Packers

I quit watching, lack of defense was killing me.

At 9/30/12 07:33 PM, ZJ wrote:
Okay, how about these?

I appreciate that she put thought into nipple placement.

Response to: Review the Person Above's Sig Posted September 30th, 2012 in General

No forum games/has been done before/etc etc

Imagine I said something witty.
Response to: New Header Posted September 25th, 2012 in NG News

At 9/25/12 04:28 PM, TomFulp wrote: Is this cool or... not cool?

I love that.

At 9/25/12 04:57 PM, Timmy wrote: Maybe if the text was, "The Problems of the Future, Today!" it would look neater, amirite?

I would love that more.

I went to NG a few times on my phone today, and it ran awesomely, everything looked great.

We could also go back to Chinagrounds. That got people's attention.

Response to: Unrefreshing Sleep Posted September 22nd, 2012 in General

At 9/22/12 04:36 PM, Crazywill wrote:
At 9/22/12 04:11 PM, Jester wrote: That's what happens when you don't do shit to make yourself actually be tired.
It could be that, or the OP could read this thing

http://www.patient.co.uk/health/Insomnia-Poor-Sleep.htm

There are too many reasons that you could be sleeping badly.

Yeah, there's so much it could be. Snoring or sleep apnea can do it.

I always feel exhausted no matter how much I sleep but I saw an endocrinologist and I'm having issues with my adrenal glands. That's rare, and probably not your reason.

If you're putting in 8 hours or more and have a decent mattress and still feeling it, I'd go see a doctor.

Response to: Okay To Sleep? Posted August 12th, 2012 in General

I'd like to encourage you to go ahead and see a doctor. At least make an appointment with your general practicioner. I totaled my car back in 2007 (little old lady darted across a 6 lane highway. Her truck was wrapped around my car). I did go to the ER, via ambulance, as my car caught fire. I had a 3rd degree burn on my hand, which we thought was shattered as well. I also went into the windshield, even being buckled up and with an air bag, and hit my head very hard. Mild concussion. Fast forward a few months, I started having seizures, and now I have all kinda health drama that I never had before 2007. (and I settled the case immediately, did not sue her, no intentions of ever suing her, so injuries are unrelated to any money)

I know you hate the ER, but get yourself checked out.

tl;dr, shit can come up later even if you feel okay now, I've been there.

Response to: mass shooting at DKR screening Posted July 21st, 2012 in General

At 7/21/12 01:11 AM, NATA wrote: Haven't been able to check back on this thread until now, didn't feel like reading all 9 pages.

If anyone would like my story I posted it on CNN: http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-817622

I read it and wow, thanks for sharing your story with us.

Glad you and the wife are okay.

Response to: What commercials do you dislike? Posted July 7th, 2012 in General

I was just complaining about this commercial today.

Napa Know How commercials

Response to: This is Your Final Chance. Posted June 18th, 2012 in NG News

At 6/18/12 12:05 AM, DaKnOb6 wrote: Funding just dropped by over $1,000. Did people withdraw their funding? What happened? Also, if some of you guys want some suggestions on what you can do to help this project get full funding by tomorrow you can check my profile. I have some ideas there.

I also just noticed that and I am puzzled, we were almost to 20K.

Guys please don't cancel pledges. If they don't raise enough, everyone gets their money back, it's not a scam where they keep it for nothing. You will not lose any money. They get the funding if they make their deadline.

Pulling out is only hurting the overall project. If you believed in the project enough to make a pledge, please do not cancel it.

We're so close. I'm planning on baking cookies and everything.

Response to: Want To Make Someone Go Blind? Posted June 18th, 2012 in General

At 6/18/12 12:08 AM, Shauna wrote:
At 6/18/12 12:07 AM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 6/17/12 11:55 PM, Shauna wrote: TWant to own a laser so powerful that itÃffÃ'¢EUTMs practically a lightsaber?
kdjhdfkjhkhj i cant read sorry shauna

Yes, I do still want.
Not sure why it does that...oh well.

I meant my double post above. I got excited because it looked like a light saber and didn't see you had pointed that out already in your OP.

It's all cool. Or hot. as I imagine getting your eyes burned out with laser feels.

I would also use this in the kitchen. Screw chopping the old fashioned way.

Or to make smores.

Fuck it, I would use this to make smores.