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At 11/11/13 03:18 PM, Elitistinen wrote: I don't know if anybody on here notice, but last week, South East Asia and especially Philippines got hit by Typhoon Haiyian. With the max sustained wind of 315 km/h, the typhoon was strong enough to cause landfall. With the overkill power, it caused over 10,000 of people dead (Filipino gov est).

It hasn't received nearly the attention I feel it should have, from the media. Most scientists and meteorologists are confident this was the strongest storm to ever exist on this planet, and 10,000 is a horrible number. We made it through Katrina and Rita....I cannot imagine this coming my way.

I'm about 100 miles inland, but I think I'd still leave if this presented here.

At 11/11/13 03:20 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Get out of the way.

Every time I look at photos of this storm--the eye in particular-- that is some insane stadium wall effect on the inside. Just wow.

At 11/11/13 03:36 PM, mechadude32 wrote:

At 11/11/13 03:00 PM, stafffighter wrote: Now accepting bets on how long it takes her to be rolled out on stage getting double teamed by black guys while screaming "I hate you, daddy!"

Shouldn't be more than a month.

A bet three weeks, maybe two.

As long as she's still passing money onto him, her daddy could not care less who/what she does.

At 11/3/13 02:43 PM, Carmilla wrote:

At 11/1/13 06:38 PM, rendibsivad wrote: So to cut to the chase..... how can I get her to suck my dick?

Break out the tweezers and the magnifying glass.

Carmilla please come to Louisiana at some point so I can buy you a drink.

At 11/1/13 10:01 PM, Makakaov wrote: You will need an african elephant, musket rifle from 1872, 50 10 galon barrels of vodka, a working nuclear powered submarine, skinned cat, some black man's toe and 7% Facebook stake. If you're interested I'll explain.

I only have an Indian elephant so I guess I am never going to find love. :-(

I don't blame you for quitting, you are being walked all over. You did the right thing and put in your 2 weeks notice, which is the professional thing to do.
And I agree they should be tipping you. I tip extra if it is raining or really hot outside etc.

I wouldn't lose much sleep over it. Just keep moving forward and find something else. Continue to work hard.

It'll be ok, don't worry.

At 10/7/13 04:15 PM, DM692 wrote: This morning I had a sandwich composed of 2 eggs, mayonnaise, 3 slices of salami fried with lemon juice, some hot-ass pepper (dried and diced) that my mother bought, diced onion, and pepper.

Fried egg sandwiches are fuckin awesome.

At 10/7/13 09:41 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: You don't know shit about having a bad day! >:(

This is exactly where my mind went as well. I'm buying you a soda.

OP I hope you feel better. I sounds like you had a stomach virus and it probably wasn't the food in particular that made you sick. Get some rest!

My best friend is Vietnamese and when we go eat at Asian food places, she always orders things not on the menu and they fix it up for her. Her little girl is 5 or 6 and she will just order hot water with seaweed in it, and a bowl of cucumbers.

She is also handy to take to the nail salon with me. She's not fluent, but she's taught me their words for "stupid" and "bitch" which is pretty useful.

At 10/7/13 12:08 PM, Knights wrote:

Oh yeah, Pox is totes the kind of dude who snaps selfies of himself in the bathroom mirror with his shirt off so he can show off his six pack to the ladies while he does that weird duck face thing everyone does for some reason.

He posts tons of pics like that at poxbox all the time, lots of naked ladies with him too.

right click, saved

I've made a ton of friends here who treat me better than some of my real life friends. They check on me more often and we stay up all night on the phone sharing secrets and having sex and other cool crap. I've met them in real life more than once and they are awesome people to hang out with.

This website kept me sane in high school because I'm a bit older than most of the people here. When I was in high school a good 11 years ago, gaming hadn't quite exploded yet and Newgrounds provided me with wholesome entertainment, particularly Pico, which I played in class, in computer lab. My school admins had no clue how to block websites at that time.

I don't have the talent a lot of the other users have here with programming etc. but I feel like, as far a hub of artists and animators, there is no other website comparable. Our portal, our community= the most talented, funny people in the world. Even with the cock jokes and letter B and octagons and squares.

And they all lived happily ever after, the end

Even though he is clearly an idiot and the premise is horrible, if it were the other way around, CNN would not be reporting on it.

The black community is allowed to be racist. They have that website, "this is where black people meet.com"............Can you IMAGINE if someone were advertising a "white people only" dating site on TV at night??? I have come across Facebook page after page of "black power" which promote not marrying other races, how all historical figures were really black, white women are not beautiful, and sadly, some of the pages even promote any violence against whites, stating that a white death is not a crime at all because white people are hateful.

So. Thanks CNN for continuing to promote racism and hatred---one sided. If we want to make people like this go away, we need to quit giving them media attention.

I hope the one black resident finds peace and happiness and the ignorant people around him leave or he finds a much better and nicer place to live.

I don't understand how anyone, on either side, can have such hatred for someone based on simply the color of their skin and no other reasoning. But that might be because I have boobs. I don't understand people who kick puppies and such either. Stop being fuckheads and love each other damn it.

At 9/22/13 02:36 PM, DecimatorOmega wrote: Tits eh?

This makes me miss maus. She loved bouncing tits.

The Saints are playing now but I have too much work to do so it's on in the living room while I sit in my office enslaved to my job.

Her jersey says bush.

That's pretty damn cool.

I am the only New Orleans Saints fan on this website so I will sadly leave you a picture of some saints fan sideboob to look at while I go watch alone, cry and listen to Simple Plan. Is Simple plan still the emo band of choice?

We had a ladybug on our windshield for several hours on our last road trip. When we stopped, I took it and went and put it in a bush. Congratulations young grasshopper.

At 8/20/13 08:12 PM, 24901miles wrote: Obviously they thought he was a burglar. His clothing, not his skin color, is what caught their attention. He attacked them first! These boys are heros! Just like Zimmerman!

I certainly hope Barrack Obama gives a speech and issues a statement that if he had a son, he would surely look like this young man, and that he is going to do everything in his power to make sure his family gets justice.

And I think we can all safely assume Jesse Jackson will certainly be working hard to see these young men prosecuted, as a hate crime is a terrible thing.

Cost of living is way cheaper where I live (the south). I bought a house. It's 2600 square feet (4 bedroom, 2 bath) and it's new, 2008 construction. I only pay $1292.00 a month for it.

Buuuut.......since cost of living is lower, so is everything else. We don't get paid crap. I make about 40K a year, with my bachelors degree. Same job and same degree in New England, I'd be making 60 or 70K a year.

Can you start your computer in safe mode? And if so, what anti virus programs are you running? Also, your operating system (XP? 7?)

ZJ owes me $3.50

At 8/7/13 04:57 PM, stafffighter wrote: Science is not a hipster.

That should be a bumper sticker.

I was far more amused by where it said the only person to try it so far was a Russian reporter who grabbed a piece and shoved it into his mouth....What a delightful person he must be.

No order here either, this was really hard! I like way too many movies.... and some are chick flicks but I have boobies. so. eff it.

1. Sin City (2005) Director: Frank Miller
2. Jurassic Park (1993) Director: Steven Spielberg
3. Pulp Fiction (1994) Director: Quentin Tarantino
4. Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) Director: Jon Avnet
5. The Book of Eli (2010) Director: Albert and Allen Hughes
6. Watchmen (2009) Director: Zack Snyder
7. Zombieland (2009) Director: Rueben Fleischer
8. Braveheart (1995) Director: Mel Gibson
9. Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) Director: Robert Zemeckis
10. All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) Director: Don Bluth, Gary Goldman

I know 2 other people who were involved in car accidents with law enforcement, and it was the law enforcer's fault, and both people were given the run around because the officers claimed, "Our lights were on, we were heading out to ____ and you were supposed to yield to us bla bla bla" But no, they weren't. That is such BS. Their lights weren't on, they weren't going anywhere. They were driving like jackasses and blamed it on the civilians. No charges were filed, but still shenanigans were experienced.

And I have plenty of friends who are cops/first responders/soldiers--no issues with authority here. But unfortunately you have some that abuse their power.

That sucks that happened to you man, glad you're ok!

Do you care what color they are and/or if they match?

I find beach towels, cheapo ones, end up being better because they aren't really fluffy. I hate the super soft ones that don't dry you off too.

Well thanks for the advice chaps. I am still undecided. I don't really want to deal with Windows 8 but right now I am dealing with Vista which is still a huge pain in the ass. I am also undecided on the video card. I've always had NVIDIA and I am scared to try new things. Working on that in therapy.

Cheers and such.

I could use some advice good sirs and madams. My current PC is complete crap and is causing me stress, diabetes, and spontaneous hysterical pregnancy. I'd like to buy a new desktop PC. I already have a laptop for work.
This desktop PC will be used for
1. more work
2. gaming--high graphics
3. Internetting

I can spend a few grand. I will be using my DELL account. Here's the 2 I am looking at. Please tell me if these ideas suck and why or if they are good any why. Or any advice you have about a new computer.

Choice 1. XPS 8700 OS Windows 8
Harddrive: 2 TB RPM SATA +Intel SRT 32 GB SSD
Video Card: NVIDIA GEFORCE GTX 660 1.5 g gddr5
Sound: Creative Sound Blaster Recon 3d pcle sound card
Processor: 4th generation Intel Core i7-4770

Choice 2. Alienware Aurora OS Windows 7 pro
Harddrive: 2 TB 7200 RPM SATA 3 gb/s
Video Card: AMD Radeon HD 8870 2GB GDDR5 and crossfire
Sound: 7.1 channel audio
Processor: 2nd generation Intel Core i7-3820 10m cache overclocked up to 4.1 ghz

As promised:

I have already warned all friends and family if they ever notify any restaurant staff of such and singing occurs, I will inflict bodily harm upon whoever arranged the shenanigans.

Slow bodily harm.

Every one of my coworkers has read 50 shades of gray and I just absolutely refuse to. One of them tried to talk to me about the plot, basically that the guy is fine as hell and rich and well endowed but he can't get women kinky enough in real life so he has to look online.
Yeah because rich, hot, well endowed dudes can't ever find a woman!

Stupid ass premise for a book.

So a lot of them are automatically assuming I am a "prude" for not reading it. I want to tell them there is no way there is anything in that book I am unaware of or know about, as I am from the internet.

I read a ton, but on my phone, digital downloads. And I read really boring stuff, I won't lie. I read a lot of history, a lot of science (weather), a lot about health. If I do read fiction, I like dystopian fiction, the darker stuff. And I read comics and feel they are underrated. I am a Neil Gaiman fan and I adore Frank Miller.

At 4/21/13 10:29 PM, jeremyjamal wrote: How many of you have ever gotten the chance to speak with Tom on the Forums, or have him review your stuff or talk to you. I never have, but I keep hope alive that one day he'll grace me with a reply or some shiz.

Have you also tried putting some food out for him and watching from a distance? If you get too close he may get spooked. Try like a sandwich or something.

I made breakfast lasagna for Christmas. It was layers of pancakes, maple syrup, chopped up sausage links, bacon, egg, and cheddar cheese. You wouldn't think all of that goes well together in a pan, but it was amazing.

And I made all that shiz from scratch. No store bought pancakes.

At 4/4/13 08:37 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I am willing to make iron on T shirts for the gang to save money on those leather jackets. Whichever gang. It appears like 4 have been started and I just want someone to sit with at lunch.

Something like this.... I know somebody who knows somebody. I can get them cheap. Hollar at me.

I am willing to make iron on T shirts for the gang to save money on those leather jackets. Whichever gang. It appears like 4 have been started and I just want someone to sit with at lunch.

No one ever wants to trade foods with me.

I can make us some of those indian rope 1990s friendship bracelets too.