Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

At 8/16/14 02:00 AM, TeslaShockwave wrote: Kill it! Kill it with fire!

So dumb, kind of like the Priuses you see buzzing down the highway at 180 kph. When you crash in a car like that, at that speed, they have to scrape your body off the road.

At 8/16/14 03:17 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Granted. It's root beer.

I wish every single volcano on Earth simultaneously erupted.

Granted, most of the world freezes to death since the sun is blocked out.

I wish for a tank.

My Honors English teacher used to drink in class every single day, and she still made more sense than most of the teachers there. So long as it doesn't affect their teaching and they don't drive home drunk I really don't care. It's amazing how she never got called out for it though.

At 8/16/14 02:50 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:

At 8/16/14 12:46 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for a faster computer.

Granted, you get one that has sprouted legs and can jog faster than your other computer.

I wish the bad users and crappy posters would stay off the NG Forums.

Granted, but now they all show up at your house instead.

I wish for a six pack of beer.

At 8/16/14 03:10 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 8/16/14 11:20 AM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:

we're out of condoms, mind if I use this used crisp packet instead

You can use it, it's coated with herpes.

this one is coated with cheese and onion.

Mine is coated with the dried blood of my enemies.

How about I dump some topsoil on your lawn?

I don't know. Why does anyone hate? Police are not much different than any other people in society.