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I'm not a really big fan of cookies and cream myself. Neither the chocolate or the cream taste is strong enough as far as I'm concerned. I like dark chocolate and hazlenuts much better, but if you're going to go for the chocolate and cream combination, why not go all out and with some great dark chocolate and Creme fraiche, or Ice Cream, or custard. Even a little vanilla ice cream with some hard chocolate on top can be very good if they chocolate is good enough. Of course that's just all personal preference.

At 9/18/14 09:32 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
There you're right. But wait... that must mean... you work for the NSA!

I heard from a reliable source that you sir are a super advanced AI.

At 9/17/14 10:44 PM, Wegra wrote:
I bet you're the kind of person that would want to get fucked by 5 black men and enjoy it

I bet you enjoy playing rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch.

Happy belated birthday Bumfodder. I found this J-Pop Birthday video just for you. Hope you like it.

I bought some Pumpkin ice cream to share with a friend. It was a nice night.

At 9/18/14 09:39 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I wasn't broke.

Granted, you now have $1, so you're technically not broke, but you're still poor.

I wish every time I made a wish the song I wish by Stevie Wonder started playing.

At 9/18/14 08:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Why are US politics so dysfunctional?

Because of corruption and incompetence, same as everywhere else.

You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich do you choose?

So it is about 5:00 pm right now in Scotland and the vote result will be declared, at least according to the BBC, between 6:30 and 7:30 am. Of course, if the vote isn't all that close it may be declared before that time.

Is anyone planning on staying up for the result?

For the Americas that will be anywhere from 4 to 8 hours behind, so we're talking about anywhere from 9 pm. to 2 am., which is kind of late depending on which side you fall on. For the Aussie and Asians we're talking about anywhere from 12pm to 4 pm. Most of Europe at least an hour ahead so I'm assuming they will just be up.

At 9/18/14 08:56 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Jury duty. There I can pretend to be awake when really I'm not.

Would you rather go to jail, or to the madhouse?

I rather go to the madhouse, because at least I have a better chance of not being raped or murdered in the madhouse. You also have greater freedom of movement in the madhouse.

Would you rather live in a world where there were no problems or live in a world where you rule?

At 9/18/14 08:16 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/18/14 02:36 AM, VJF wrote:

At 9/17/14 09:59 PM, TheDoor6 wrote: Am I mistaken in saying that Supergandhi64 posted plenty of profound and thorough content while (s)he was active?

Would you be offended if I said that anyone that thinks that that loser posted anything profound is a complete moron?

Since when is the truth considered offensive?

Isn't the truth considered offensive by quite a lot of people, depending on what it is being described?

At 9/18/14 01:49 AM, beakerboy wrote:

At 9/18/14 01:38 AM, SentForMe wrote:

At 9/18/14 01:35 AM, beakerboy wrote:

At 9/18/14 01:33 AM, SentForMe wrote:

At 9/18/14 01:28 AM, beakerboy wrote: IT IS INEVITABLE. I beliebe that humans will be extinct in less than a century.

Are you willing to bet on it?

Nope, because I won't receive anything from you if I'm right anyway.

and I am right.

But since you are right there is no risk of making the bet, since you'll never have to pay up. If you have that much confidence in your position then I don't see why you should have any problem making the bet. You have nothing to lose.

a century is 100 years. why be concerned over a bet you wouldn't live to see the end of even if you WERE right lol
just coz im right doesnt mean other things aren't possible

With future advances in medical technology it is entirely possible that you could live to see the end of the century.

Also, if you believe that humans will be extinct by the end of the century, you are saying in effect that no other possibility is possible. You are also saying that nuclear war is inevitable and no other result is possible. The question is, are you confident enough in your statement to risk something substantial on it?

As far as I'm concerned neither result is inevitable. It's not as though you are betting that the sun will continue to exist in a hundred years. Both of those events are subject to a billion different factors. Almost no one has been able to predict the future with that kind of accuracy over that long a period of time. I mean hell, in 100 years we might have weapons 1,000 times more powerful than nuclear weapons. We could be on different planets or have moved undergrounds. Some new technology could completely change the balance, or a disease, or war, or philosophy or anything. How can you be so confident that your prediction will continue to hold true given that many changes? It's just not logical.

At 9/18/14 01:35 AM, beakerboy wrote:

At 9/18/14 01:33 AM, SentForMe wrote:

At 9/18/14 01:28 AM, beakerboy wrote: IT IS INEVITABLE. I beliebe that humans will be extinct in less than a century.

Are you willing to bet on it?

Nope, because I won't receive anything from you if I'm right anyway.

and I am right.

But since you are right there is no risk of making the bet, since you'll never have to pay up. If you have that much confidence in your position then I don't see why you should have any problem making the bet. You have nothing to lose.

At 9/18/14 01:28 AM, beakerboy wrote: IT IS INEVITABLE. I beliebe that humans will be extinct in less than a century.

Are you willing to bet on it?

Apparently I get a sleeper sofa.

So here are a bunch of polls that have been taken in the last week or so. It still looks like it could go either way, with a slight trend toward the no vote. Then again this is just a small sampling of the polls taken.

At 9/17/14 01:00 PM, Boomstick wrote: Have you ever seen how those fucking Aussies are? They're a bunch of fucking dirty cunts.

Well now you're just trying to piss me off.

Beautiful
Funny
Fool

Well, all things considered, that's not so bad :).

At 9/17/14 09:29 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/17/14 08:57 AM, SentForMe wrote: Isn't "the truth" a concept that most human beings can't really define anyway?

Are they really not able to define it, or do they just not want to?

Why make it an either or choice when it is obviously a little bit of both?

Begonias are pretty cool looking.

Knocked Up + Up in the Air leads to Knocked Up in the Air! That sure is gonna hurt on the way down.

At 9/4/14 08:42 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 9/4/14 08:37 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Now do you feel better?

Yes. I feel like we've bonded more then usual.

This calls for a Group Hug!

At 9/4/14 07:53 AM, Mathea wrote: Friends
Sons of Anarchy
The Mentalist
New Girl
Dexter
And some invastigation-series.

The first episode of the new season of New Girl came out yesterday. What did you think of it?

At 9/4/14 10:27 PM, beakerboy wrote: im buying this too now
http://www.amazon.com/Brainwavz-HM9-Hi-Fi-Isolating-Headphones/dp/B00ENZRS76/ref=sr_1_6?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1409883670&sr=1-6&keywords=Headphones+detachable+cable

to replace my (still awesome) Nakamichi's

You might want to think about investing some of your income. Wages aren't going up, but expense do. Plus, if you have an unexpected expense and haven't saved much of anything you'll be completely screwed.

I don't think it would sell in the same way that all male Football is commercially lucrative. Of course, there's no way to know for sure without actually trying it on a major college for professional stage. I just have to wonder how many women would actually want to play professional football. After all, you need a fairly large group of people to field a professional team and I don't think there is the same sort of enthusiasm for playing professional football among women are there is among men.

Yes this is a thing. Thanks Youtube. Funny stuff, and there's more where that came from and it gets even weirder from there.

When I have a little break in the day and head off to the gym I wear these things. It's amazing how cheap a pair of sneakers are these days, isn't it?

I really appreciate some Pumpkin Ice Cream, but it has to have a really strong Pumpkin Flavor. A little Pumpkin spice just doesn't do it for me. If I'm going to have something Pumpkin flavored I want it to go all out.

So here's a nice big list of Medical Alert Systems, in case anyone is interested. I assume that eventually homes and electronics will become smart enough to call the authorities in case of an accident or injury without any external device or outside prompting, but we aren't there yet. Exoskeletons could be useful too, for the unusually frail.

Why not Google: Why Google Sucks. Imagine how much it would screw with them to see that in the top search terms.

I'm proud that I have never lost track of what is truly important to me.