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The article says,

"Manson plans to marry a 26-year-old woman who left her Midwestern home and spent the past nine years trying to help exonerate him."

I'm not sure what is more surprising; that she wants to marry Charles Manson or that she spent the last nine years trying to exonerate him. What a waste of a life.

At 11/17/14 09:35 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:
would you rather die and go to hell, or live for eternity in an equally terrible dystopian society, as a vegetable who is fully consious of his surroundings?

edit: anti-ninja'd. cant say samurai'd without attempting memetic mutation.

Die and go to hell. At least death would be more interesting then life that way. Sure I'm burn in fire and pain and torture forever, but at least I would be able to FEEL something.

Would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of your death?

At 11/17/14 05:49 PM, malfunction19 wrote:
Now it would be one hell of a day if we get to see hardcore animal activists duking it out with drug cartels in a godforsaken land, now THAT i would pay to watch.

PETA anyone? I'm pretty sure the cartels would win pretty quickly though. I don't think even PETA would be stupid enough to go up against the cartels. Then again, I've been wrong before.

At 11/17/14 11:08 PM, Alexborn wrote: strawberryclock is king of the portal. strawberryclock is king of the bbs. obey stawberryclock.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

At 11/17/14 06:32 PM, TheDisharmony wrote:

At 11/17/14 12:56 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

Does he stare at you a lot?

Yeah I'm pretty sure SentForMe gets stared at a lot. How about you?

Well, I am the picture of masculine beauty, so is it really that surprising?

At 11/17/14 08:03 PM, Cynicalx wrote:
It would result in World War Z.

What if Obama was Native American?

He wouldn't have become president. The US has become more tolerant, but not THAT tolerant. I guess Hillary would have won instead. The US would most likely have stayed in Iraq and Afghanistan a little longer and had a friendlier relationship with Israel at present. Maybe there even would have been a reasonable chance at a peace settlement, since the last person who got close was Bill Clinton and he presumably learned from his mistakes. Having a resource like that in negotiations is very useful.

What if Erdogan wasn't actually talking out of his ass this week and Muslim actually did discover America in 1178, stayed, and set up colonies? How would this have effected the course of history in the Americas as well as world history in general going forward to the present?

At 11/17/14 10:06 PM, BigFatKid wrote: I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes hey!

Who loves orange soda?
Kel loves orange soda
Is it true? Is it true?
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, it's TRU_UE!
I do, I do, I do, I do, I DO-OO!!!

North Korea

Pretty much every horrible thing you've heard about a country doing to its people, they do here.

Slavery. Check
Starvation. Check
Novel and sadistic forms of Torture. Check
Random Executions. Check
Concentration Camps. Check
Stonings. Check
Mad man with huge army and nuclear weapons. Check
High chance of being imprisoned if you visit. Check
1984-level propaganda machine. Check
No legal internet access for average citizen. Check
Forced to burn your family members alive. Check

Seriously, that's just a small fraction of the issues. It's basically a sort of nation-state hell on Earth.

At 11/17/14 03:48 PM, Rad wrote:

At 11/17/14 03:27 PM, sweet21 wrote: If it's small scale tarantula vs. scorpion combat sure.

http://youtu.be/C87n301gKMo

Are you entertained?!

Battle to the death. That's fairly intense; almost Coliseum style.

At 11/17/14 03:06 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Hell yeah. Kenan and Kel represent!

Kel needs to get himself in some movies. I know Kenan makes appearances now and again but the last movie Kel was in that I'm aware of was literally the Good Burger movie.

And yes I'd like fries with that. And here's an orange soda.

Here's your Good Burger and fries.

Thanks for the orange soda. Kel LOVES Orange Soda!

At 11/17/14 03:26 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Could care less about the charity.

As far as animal fights go, just turn on discovery or animal planet.

I'd rather watch people fight animals though.

Well...people are animals too and some of them are pretty wild. I think such a thing is not out of the question.

At 11/17/14 02:33 PM, Monster-64 wrote: This thread makes me tshi.
Which is Chinese for "disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat."

Here you go your Royal Hineyness! I hope your are satisfied with your order. Come again soon!

Aw, here it goes...

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?

At 11/17/14 02:00 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:
Depends on what animals. I wouldn't mind a rat fight...

What about a gorilla fight?

At 11/17/14 01:26 PM, Cordyceps wrote:

At 11/17/14 01:15 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 11/17/14 01:13 PM, EJR wrote:

ZJ already demonstrated it. No need for everyone else to.

Come on EJR, I love ZJ as much as the next woman, but when is anyone going to need (or be allowed) to post a thread all in caps, unless its Wade making a special important thread about bugs or something.

It's kind of annoying when acronyms and roman numerals get uncapitalized

Agreed. FIFA just isn't the same when it comes out as Fifa. It looks like a weird name for a small dog that way.

Well, the first Ebola Chan game on Newgrounds.

• 
  Ebola-chan is Love by 2kaze

  Ebola-chan is Love, Ebola-chan is death.

  Score

  2.69 / 5.00

  Type

  Game

  Popularity

  1,207 Views

  Rated

  Adults Only

We knew it would happen eventually. I'm actually kind of surprised that it took this long.

Your next antibiotic may come from horse poop, so next time you see a horse take a dump say thank you.

At 11/15/14 05:49 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Dog fighting.......

Yeah, but dogs aren't wild animals. They are domesticated animals.

At 11/15/14 08:33 PM, DeadBeyondKoncern wrote:
What if Eminem didn't become famous?

Eminem introduced many people to rap and hip hop that otherwise might not have gravitated toward the genre. Also, as one of the most influential musical artists of the 2000s he had a great influence on many other artists popular today, including: 50 Cent, Usher, Tyler the Creator. Their sound and the sound of many other artists would be very different without his influence and thus, so would the whole music scene. Also, he really opened the floodgates for different races to think that they could become successful rappers as well, so rap and hip hop would look a little less multicultural without him.

What if we had discovered massive precious metal resource deposits on the moon back in the 70's?

At 11/16/14 09:44 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
If Tom offered you mod status in exchange for becoming his personal plaything, would you rather do it or not?

No way. I'm not interested in mod status and I certainly wouldn't be willing to trade it for my freedom.

Would you rather be able to accurately predict the future or time travel?

At 11/16/14 10:12 PM, VJF wrote:
I am not, but would you believe that I like staring at blue footed boobies and titmouses'?

I would believe you like staring at just about anything, wouldn't I?

I'm listening to Follow Me by Uncle Kracker, the same song that is in my sig.

At 11/4/14 09:48 PM, poopmcfarts wrote:
"IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

Chris Farley, SNL, 1993

"Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds"

At 11/3/14 04:30 AM, SithCorduroy wrote: I wanna see those videos.

Great, THIS is how Queensland winds up in US News. Oh well, she got caught selling pot and screwing a dog. In the grand scheme of things it hardly matters as long as it doesn't turn out that they were abusing the dog as well. Hardly seems like the kind of thing that deserves prison, though I'd say forbidding her from owning a dog would be appropriate.

I'm willing to bet this wouldn't of wound up in the Daily News if she wasn't somewhat hot, anyway. Also, there's a reasonable chance this might already be on the internet. For all we know she's been doing bestiality porn for years now.

At 11/2/14 04:19 PM, Deshiel wrote: ... Enter in a facebook relationship with me?

We could rule the galaxy together... or... We could eradicate all Titans!

No, that sounds horrifying and delusional. Good luck though!

Germany's Dr. Reinhard Rauball has threatened that the European League (UEFA) will quit the FIFA world cup if FIFA does not publish the full report about FIFA's world cup bidding process penned by attorney Michael Garcia. Ethics committee judge, Hans-Joachim Eckert had summarized the report in saying that Russia and Qatar had done nothing wrong or illegal and that Sepp Blatter ran a wonderful process. Garcia, the writer, vehemently disagrees with this interpretation.

FIFA has been dogged by increasing allegations of corruption for many years and it appears this may be the last straw. It would be hard to see how they could credibly hold the world cup with none of the European teams in attendance, assuming UEFA makes good on its thread. At the same time it would be hard to imagine FIFA coming clean about their corruption, since it would almost certainly force many senior officials to resign in disgrace. I guess we'll just have to see who blinks first.

I am currently drinking water with a spritz of lemon juice in it. I'm feeling fancy today.

If the proceeds went toward buying up land to become permanent wilderness for endangered species?

At 11/15/14 02:24 PM, EaterOfCabbage wrote:
vegetarian is bad but cabbage is good?

How can vegetarian be bad if cabbage is a vegetable?

Not looking good for the Philae Lander right now, unless it can find a way to charge its solar panels.