I went back through my old game Hitman 2 and I found this song I really like on this level where you go into the embassy and the guy is playing a song on the piano. Do you know what it is called? In this movie.

When are you making jerk off monsters.

What are you doing for clockday Tom?

Yeah Son it is clockday!!!

i found it guyz dont worry anymore !!!!

It has come to my attention that the Clock Crew servers are down, at first I thought it was my browser fucking up but I actually got through to the main page where it displays server functions. Both servers could not be found. I think a thunderstorm might have power out to both servers. But this inspired thought, what if a really fun website's HQ servers were out of power, like Newgrounds. Actually I also thought that if all servers were down in the world there would be no internet.

okay, I might join PM me if you have room please.

Some times women where them for other guys and not you. Also just drum on them and say you were trying to comunicate with the next town over.

Your girlfriend isn't that cheap.

At 2/14/07 09:48 PM, Soldjah wrote: Today actually. I was doing my thing, and my Mom comes in to tell me something, pants were completely off. I was really into it. Didn't even notice she was there; until she cleared her throat. She told me to call me work to see what time I was working. She just acted like nothing happened. Awkwardness proceeded on the drive to work.

What the fuck is she blind? Or did you squirt her in the eye or something?

This totally deserves to be level 5000000000

Wish I had a PS3 but I am stuck with a gay Nintendo Wii.

At 7/22/08 01:23 AM, thdrkside wrote: You know what? The clock crew sucks, they have always sucked, I hated them from the very first time I saw one of their animations. Why anyone would want to watch them or even allow them to stay on newgrounds is beyond me, I dont know what I hate more: The terrible animation, the crappy computerised voicing, the terrible humor, or the way so many clock animations show penises. The clock crew are an abomination and deserve to be banned.

lol, you are a total internet poser, you think it is cool to be hate a crew millions of people love. I just think that is funny. That you are on Newgrounds, have no flash and think you have any room to talk.

Is her face on them or something?

So you live with your mom and beat up little kids. You are such a success. Maybe you could start throwing dogs off cliffs.

I like this alot, good actionscripting. You should see if Tom or Wade will put it in the downlaods.

Sandy Vagina oh yeah.

That is really cool, hopefully I can come down to the Comic Con somewhere down the road. Hopfully I am much better at flash then.

Which one is the Egoraptor and which one is RTL?

Sometimes it depends if you try to have sex with her and she figures you are wearing Star Trek Whitey Tightys.

Hell yeah, I'm 4th Degree Master Mason

Wow this is high quality BBS material right here. Please bring in the clowns.

At 7/25/08 01:21 AM, Lagatag wrote: Alternatively, slip something "special" in her drink.

D4te r4pisssssst

I do get off alot when on the BBS it is multi-tasking

He's cool and funny but if I made a flash the quality of his a bunch of Noob reviewers would say stupid shit about it. His animation style isn't bad and the sound is usually pretty good and jokes are hilarious so I don't know why people always bitch about him.

It is Tom Fulp's older brother who lives in Perkaside PA, their is a submission about his wife in the flash portal. Wade is the admin. Also this is what I am talking about.

It looks really bad, they couldn't even make a decent trailer.

You can't blam a submission after it has been through judgement!!!! Personally I still wonder why people in Newgrounds who are new and don't animate are allowed to review or vote. Noobinazation is getting to be a bigger and bigger problem every year. Why does this happen on every website? I'll tell you why. The average internet user begans serious internetting at 11 to 14 years of age. They have no idea how anything works (or they don't follow the rules) specifically because they think they know better or they can't read.

Usually after a week of being on Newgrounds, Myspace, or YouTube you learn how the system works but many kids don't because they don't know or understand other people on the website who are using the forums, blogging, etc. Often kids think that everyone is the same age as them and that gives them a right to be a total ass to everyone they don't know. Kids should actually learn how the world works before learning how the internet does. Kids need to talk to people, ask for help, and learn people skills and skills in learning systems before acting like a total ass.

This is SecretClock signing off, get of the computer and makes some friends instead of joining the cheeto brigade.

[oh the irony]

Good luck at the Comic Con and tell Wade to stop front paging Foamy.

Wheter Guy or Girl who do you think is really hot?

Seriously just by a bowflex and find 3 days a week to use it 20 minutes you'll be fit in no time. That is what I did.