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Every religion thread: "I'm right, and you're wrong, and here's why."

No thanks.

Am I the only nineties kid that hated Surge? Was never a fan growing up, and I'm still not. A friend of mine recently bought a case online and was going crazy over it. I tried one sip and wanted to die.

What great news.

Make sure you get a desk with plenty of leg room. It's very important.

At 12/22/14 05:45 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: I didn't think you were attacking the show or anything I was

ahahaha! That was well done. I'm sorry for being the one to misinterpret things. <3

At 12/22/14 05:27 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 12/22/14 05:25 PM, Seasons wrote: Serious question here. Did this show get passed on to the younger generations, or are you guys a bunch of twenty-somethings that still watch it?

Should it matter?

Whether or not it "matters" is subjective. I'm genuinely curious as to whether or not younger generations have latched onto the show. You seem to be the one more concerned with whether or not it's something older viewers should be embarrassed of doing. Deep breaths, brohan.

At 12/22/14 05:29 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote:

At 12/22/14 05:25 PM, Seasons wrote: Serious question here. Did this show get passed on to the younger generations, or are you guys a bunch of twenty-somethings that still watch it?

if it's "okay" for men to watch a show about pink and purple ponies, then I think its okay for them to watch ripped aliens beat the shit out of each other.

I see my tone has been misinterpreted. I apologize if I came across as offensive. I don't pretend to understand the whole brony phenomena, but I wasn't trying to attack anybody for watching some anime show nor was I comparing it to an animated show about ponies.

Serious question here. Did this show get passed on to the younger generations, or are you guys a bunch of twenty-somethings that still watch it?

At 12/22/14 04:37 AM, Jay wrote:

At 12/22/14 04:33 AM, fmn335 wrote: and what would you do with them?

...Force them to watch home movies?

This doesn't sound too bad.

Holy hell. Forgot about that show. It looks like I've just been given something to occupy myself with tonight.

If anybody wants to kidnap me to watch this, I'm totally down.

At 12/22/14 03:02 PM, MrPercie wrote: Its quite fucking clear there is a plot of land that isn't controlled by israel, is inhabited by a people NOT israeli citizens and doesn't want to be apart of israel, what fucking dimwitted idiot wouldn't believe there to be such thing as palestine, of course there is a palestine.

I'm not sure how this thread came to the point of discussing Palestine, but you, sir, just became my new favorite person.

Everyone knows that Io is the lamest of all celestial bodies.

Loser.

At 12/21/14 11:51 AM, Jmayer20 wrote: Say you have a black man accuses a white feminist of being racist. While at the same time the feminist accuses the black man of being sexist. Who do you think would win this final show down, and why?

Depends on your definition of winning.

Likely, nothing productive would come out of it. The woman would go on being racist and the man would continue being sexist. The world keeps spinning.

Shit is going down, fellas.

Race war

Yeah it's amazing that there's only about 7 billion people and yet two guys can look so similar.

But seriously, they do look quite alike. Congrats on noticing.

At 12/22/14 04:35 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Or young Kris Kristofferson to Jim Morrison before he died.

Holy shit.

At 12/22/14 03:44 PM, BlueReality wrote:

At 12/22/14 03:42 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Let's not pussy foot around this in empty gestures to protect feelings. You do know what lolicon is, correct?

Yes I do know what it is, and I personally don't see the issue with it.

Well, that's what helps us distinguish people like you from everyone else.

I don't think any forms of art should be banned, but I'm also not going to trust anyone who gets off to explicit drawings of little kids.

Is it all precious? Should everything that's living be considered sacred?

Perhaps there is some sort of hierarchy, where only certain kinds of life are worthwhile. More specifically, this could be in regard to different types of people and not just general lifeforms (molluscs and trees and shit). If this is the case, then the next step would be figuring out what distinguishes valuable life from the worthless, and who should be responsible for making that distinction. Quite the headache if you ask me, but I guess religious people supposedly have it all figure out?

What do you losers think?

P.S. I'm high.

At 12/21/14 07:27 PM, KevinButtchin wrote:

At 12/21/14 07:25 PM, Seasons wrote: I'm glad we both have opinions!

yeah well mine's a good one

That's just your opinion.

At 12/21/14 03:29 PM, BrokenDeck wrote: Something else to consider is that when shows start up, producers often hire top-grade writers for the pilot and / or first and second season to get the show going. Once the show has established itself, they fire those writers because they command a much higher price, and hire cheaper writers to save costs. Hence the lower quality. This doens't happen all of the time, but is actually common practice.

Got an example? Not doubting, just wondering if you've any sources on this.

If anything, I would picture it the other way around. Most of my favorite shows started off on low budgets, like Always Sunny and South Park. They still have the same writers though, so it's not exactly the opposite of what you're saying. Regardless, their budgets have clearly increased.

At 12/21/14 06:22 PM, KevinButtchin wrote:

At 12/21/14 05:15 PM, Seasons wrote: Anybody who owns a fake vagina should be killed, imo.

But yes, I've tried one. It was pretty nice.

thats a horrible thing to say imo

I'm glad we both have opinions!

Here's what you should do: try paying more attention in English class.

At 12/20/14 08:05 PM, Old-Soldier wrote: http://www.brobible.com/life/article/man-caught-smoking-weed-sex-horse/

I refuse to click on any link that'll take me to a website called "brobible"

Also, it seems like the link has enough information for me to avoid reading the article anyway. Though I'm slightly curious as to what the person looks like.

At 12/21/14 03:57 PM, Cronizone wrote: I didn't actually see Tom Fulp, I lied.

Comma splice aside, you've made me laugh. Have a cookie.

I have to act pretty damn proper all the time in the real world, so I tend to vent quite a bit when I'm here.

Honestly, there are probably quite a few different versions of "me" at this point in my life. I'm a student as well as a teacher, and I've got some pretty radical political views I constantly have to censor lest I get fired. I'm also fooling around with a few different women at the moment, so it's like my personality is a roulette wheel. Also I'm bipolar and on drugs.

Fuck.

Luckily I no longer live in my hometown, and I've not had a proper girlfriend since leaving so there's not much to worry about.

I did however have a few awkward one night stands within the past year or so, and there are a few people I hate running into, which happens often. Depending on my mood, I either act super nice to them or pretend like they don't exist. The latter is my usual method though.

One girl in particular hates my guts because she was expecting a relationship after having sloppy, drunken sex with me. It's pretty absurd considering we'd only just met that night, but I could've been a bigger man and simply told her that I wasn't interested in dating the next day instead of flat out ignoring her phone calls and texts. The worst part is we have a lot of mutual friends so I see her all the fucking time. Super awkward.

On another note, I'm back in my hometown for Christmas, and I just finished up some shopping. I swear it's like everyone I went to highschool with still lives in this shitty ass town. Fucking depressing.

Anybody who owns a fake vagina should be killed, imo.

But yes, I've tried one. It was pretty nice.

At 12/20/14 04:32 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Those few police officers do not represent the entire justice system,

Well that's open for interpretation. It's not just their individual actions as police officers, but the fact that our justice system failed to punish them. There's definitely a larger issue at play here.

and I'm talking about people who actually do bad things that warrants jail/prison time.

I know. I was being a dick. <3

I've never had a crush on anyone because I'm a soulless rock.

At 12/20/14 03:46 AM, someaveragechap wrote: and my sister's perfume lightly sprayed on the pages

That's classy as fuck, man.

Well you're fucking stupid.

Hey buddy. You should try meditation. It's done a lot of good for me, and it just might be capable of helping you out as well.

I know it probably sounds super lame and whatnot, but you're too cool to be judgmental, so check it out.

This guide seems somewhat decent, though you're going to have to put forth some effort to ignore the Portland-esque looking douchebag in the pictures. Don't let him ruin your image of meditation, and give it a try sometime.

When I was in high school, a teacher told me that I was living the best years of my life. I promptly went home and contemplated suicide.

Luckily, she was wrong. High school isn't all that bad, but it's far from the best years of your life. Quit worrying about whatever it is you're trying to say and just go be a 15 year old.

Alternatively, maybe if you -stop- typing like -this- you'll become a genuine adult.

At 12/20/14 02:18 PM, Avery wrote: Yeah im about to grab something to eat.

I sincerely hope it's salad.

Consider yourself lucky to have been given a warning signal and start losing some weight dude. It'll probably improve every aspect of your life.

Man, I wrote a paper all about this shit a few years back for an economics course. I don't remember shit though, which is a pretty good summation of our education system.

At 12/19/14 10:16 AM, Monster-64 wrote: You can honestly avoid all this bullshit by not doing things that put you in jail.

Yes, and Eric Garner could've avoided being choked to death if he'd not been selling loose cigarettes. There's no need to have a larger discussion here at all.