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At 12/24/14 05:21 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: Customer Care Coworker:
-2 Halle Berry perfumes

Store Decorator:
-Perfume
-Vanilla body wash

Well, somebody has a crush or two!

At 12/24/14 04:30 PM, klompors wrote: stop listening to shit rap

Are you saying that rap is shit, or suggesting that OP only listens to shitty types of rap? God I hate ambiguity.

Here's some quality raps musics for all of you.

There needs to be a crossover of Mario and Grand Theft Auto. You'd get to run around the mushroom kingdom banging goomba whores and robbing toads and shit. There would also have to be only one copy, and I'd be the only person allowed to play it.

That'd be sweet.

I buy all of my clothes from thrift stores because I'm a huge hipster douche bag. Also, I'm broke.

At 12/24/14 04:10 PM, Cordyceps wrote: How does anyone manage to give a shit about clothes?

Capitalism.

Buy, buy, buy.

At 12/24/14 01:03 PM, Chdonga wrote: Personally I find it weird to turn a simple fetish into a lifestyle ...

Furries with a victim complex really need to get their asses kicked though.

Holy shit that was well said.

At 12/24/14 01:46 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: Not sure if rap metal is a real thing

I don't know. How else would you classify shit like Ice-T's band? Hell, even Rage Against the Machine could be classified as rap metal, I guess.

At 12/24/14 01:43 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 12/24/14 01:29 PM, Seasons wrote: But what about rap metal?

lol

lol indeed

At 12/24/14 11:29 AM, megamanlover123 wrote: I've heard people call furries gay faggots all over the internet

If anything, that is an insult to gay people.

Furries are furries; some are gay, and some are straight.

At 12/24/14 01:27 PM, Bmwd wrote:

At 12/21/14 07:27 PM, ZE13 wrote:

At 12/21/14 07:24 PM, Seasons wrote: Here's what you should do: try paying more attention in English class.

yes, I have a A IN English

Then how come your spelling everything wrong?

You're fucking up, dude. Don't embarrass yourself.

At 12/24/14 01:02 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 12/24/14 12:53 PM, Bmwd wrote: Rap is dumb, metal is better.

comma splices are dumb

+1 respect

metal sucks

I think both of these terms are too general. There's shit rap and good rap, just as there's shit metal and good metal.

But what about rap metal?

I'm not a fan of breakfast food in general, but I especially don't understand this whole idea that bacon is somehow the greatest thing ever.

Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

At 12/24/14 12:46 AM, Wegra wrote:

At 12/24/14 12:38 AM, Seasons wrote: Way to leave in the callback number. I'll text him back for you and let him know you'll be there tomorrow night.

Oh fucking hell I'm not in the mood for jokes buddy

Well I am, so here we are.

Good call on removing the picture though. I'm glad to have helped you out.

Way to leave in the callback number. I'll text him back for you and let him know you'll be there tomorrow night.

At 12/24/14 12:17 AM, FantasticFox wrote: I've got schizoaffective disorder... a mood disorder... autistic spectrum disorder... I have Asperger's. I also have anxiety.

:... I'm not even comfortable discussing my diagnoses with you guys.

Huh.

Anyways, how much do you think I could get a month?

Hopefully absolutely nothing, if this is the only question you have in regard to what benefits you'd might be eligible for. If you're still living with your parents, then there's no need for you to be asking this question. Disability is for people who are unable to work and therefore support themselves on their own; if you don't require the assistance, then you shouldn't get it. Don't be a leech.

Develop a skill and work toward a specific career. You'll do fine.

A part of me believes that only mindless weaklings truly get "indoctrinated" by America's school systems. Sure, there are inevitable elements of assimilation when it comes to growing up in any society, but at the end of the day you had the freedom to mold yourself into what you've become... you should've done more to make the most of your education.

Full disclosure, I stopped reading your post once you hit caps lock.

At 12/23/14 11:58 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: How does a dinosaur become a CEO? How do dinosaurs and humans coexist? How does a dinosaur force one to be gay? And why is there a Part Two?

Holy hell. This book sounds amazing. James Joyce would be proud.

At 12/24/14 12:07 AM, NGPulp wrote: Isn't it ridiculous?

What's ridiculous about it? Some guy wanting to get people to go post a bunch of pictures of some cartoon character called Princess Breakfast is weird to you? I don't see your point.

Maybe raids did have their time and place though. Now a days, it just seems asinine.

At 12/23/14 11:32 PM, FantasticFox wrote: He could spend his time on hating things that really need hate like Linkin Park and dubsteb. I could go into more of what needs to be hated but I'm not going to list all that shit because it would be a long fuckin' list.

Those are two incredibly random examples of things to hate, and yet they work quite well. Bravo.

Favorite literary period.
Favorite form of dadaism.
Favorite burger joint.

@PhoboTech is my favorite NG user.

At 12/23/14 10:56 PM, Shauna wrote:

At 12/23/14 10:47 PM, Seasons wrote: Happy birthday. It must suck having one so close to Christmas.

I'm a Jew, this matters not to I.

Ah, I see. Well then I'm sorry you have to deal with Christmas in general.

At 12/23/14 08:15 PM, NGPulp wrote: Wait, right.
Furry =/= Beastiality

Sorry 'bout that.

Good catch, buddy! Keep that political correctness jammed down your throat.

At 12/23/14 09:31 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: Yeah, but I also feel that part of the problem is that it is happening over there, which is only brought to people's attention through media. Otherwise the public are pretty disconnected from it.

If forests near where they lived was wiped out, though, I think people would make more of a deal out of it.

This.

I live in a small college town, and just recently a relatively large patch of a wooded area was paved over to make room for a new apartment complex. This resulted in a ton of short-lived initiatives to raise awareness for this type of thing, but it all fizzled out pretty damn quickly. Meanwhile it continues in other parts of the world, and the next generation of students have moved into the apartment complex to throw parties where they can drink cheap beer from plastic red cups. Yolo.

Why does this thread have an apostrophe-s in the title? It's fucking with me so much, man.

But no, I wouldn't do a trust fall around my friends, mainly because we're not twelve.

At 12/23/14 10:47 PM, FantasticFox wrote:

At 12/23/14 10:45 PM, Seasons wrote: These videos are old. And stupid.

Thanks Daniel Tosh.

Really? I didn't know Daniel covered this. I like his show but I haven't watched regular t.v. in so long... I watch Netflix and things on my computer.

Yeah he played a brief clip of one of the songs, don't remember which. It's how I first stumbled upon it.

But I'm right there with you: I don't even have cable in my apartment, and I usually just resort to Netflix and my friend's Hulu account for entertainment.

Happy birthday. It must suck having one so close to Christmas.

At 12/23/14 10:40 PM, WaveTwister wrote: Anyone who says they're 25+ on this site; they are lying.

Yes. We are all 13 years old around here.

These videos are old. And stupid.

Thanks Daniel Tosh.

I'll throw you downstairs
Break all of your fucking bones
Because I love you

At 12/23/14 03:43 AM, Scarface wrote: I've only smoked a few times, so I have a few questions for more experienced users.

Eating pot edibles gets you high, so would eating just straight up pot get you high as well? More or less high?

No. Eating weed won't get you high. I'm a pretty big noob when it comes to edibles, but I guess it's the heat and the fact that THC is fat-soluble that allows it to get you high after eating it.

In what way is getting high from edibles different from getting high smoking? Intensity, length of time high, experience of high, etc.

Edibles vary. There's stuff like brownies, which get absorbed in your stomach; and there's stuff like gum and candy, which gets absorbed orally. Depending on a variety of other factors, intensity and length of the high will also vary. In my experience with edibles, which honestly isn't much, the high lasts a lot longer and is a bit more intense. Even when making brownies with sativa, a type of weed that produces more of a head high than a body high, I've found myself stuck to the couch for hours, with my head feeling like a block of wood.

Like I said though, I'm an edibles noob. I don't live on the west coast or anywhere near a dispensary, and I don't get herb in weight anymore, so I'm rarely found using up a bunch of stuff to play around in the kitchen.

Also, for a novice, I'm willing to bet that most highs will be the same, disregarding some noticeable difference in intensity. It's not until you've been smoking for a while that you'll begin to pick up on subtle differences.

What has, in your experience, been the most efficient way for you to get high? For me, the most high I think I've ever been was my first time hitting a bong. Does this vary from person to person, or is it pretty universal?

I'm a classic stoner. Bongs and rolling papers are my go to. In terms of efficiency, I prefer a bong because you can do more with less weed. However, the more important aspect is the quality of herb and not necessarily what you're smoking it with.

At 12/23/14 10:19 PM, Xenomit wrote: The newgrounds population.

I see!

Particularly people from 2010 and later, that whole group has a lot of "every life is precious and mother earth deserves respect" new age hippie wusses.

I had no idea that Newgrounds was in the midst of a hippy-eqsue era, but I'm usually drunk when I'm on here so, yeah.

Spread the love, baby.

At 12/22/14 03:49 PM, SansNumbers wrote:

At 12/22/14 03:46 PM, Seasons wrote: Perhaps there is some sort of hierarchy, where only certain kinds of life are worthwhile.

Yes, perhaps a "caste system" should go into effect immediately.

Surely you don't believe that this is what I was implying.

At 12/22/14 03:56 PM, Xenomit wrote: Too many of you can't accept the fact that some people don't have the same value systems as yourselves.

Too many of who? The Newgrounds population? People in general? Americans?

At 12/22/14 04:20 PM, CiviLies wrote: ... human life can have great value, and that value is determined by what you can contribute, and your potential to contribute. That is, even if you aren't able to do very much now, you can still tap into your potential and become of use to society down the road.

In terms of assigning value, this sounds like something Thoreau would say, except a lot less pretentious. Well put, my friend.

At 12/22/14 09:33 PM, NGPulp wrote: Absolutely nothing is sacred.
This is all a simulation.

Wake up.

If I was still high, then this would make a lot more sense. Or maybe less sense. I don't know.

At 12/22/14 09:58 PM, Kwing wrote: Value and sanctity are inventions. Take that as you will.

Succinct, eloquent, and truly insightful. You win, sir. You win.

At 12/23/14 07:34 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: life is precious, don't let anyone tell you different. remember that you have people who care about you and love you. life is the most precious gift god has given us and i mean this in the most offensive way possible

--supergandhi64

I usually take what you say in the most offensive way possible, usually because you always remind everyone to do so.

At 12/22/14 03:30 PM, Makakaov wrote: I love it already

This makes me all warm inside. Boy, do I love the holiday season.

Damn, ten bucks for a book about a girl fucking her stuffed animals? I should really get to work on writing some erotica.