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The book i'm using just now is Actionscript 3.0 Game Programming University by Gary Rosenzweig. It's really good imo and doesn't give you a brain haemorrhage like some AS books.

Yeah, thats exactly it. Thanks.

Is there anyway to view all games on the site and sort them by ranking? Like when you view the top submissions, but filter for games. Just a short question, thanks

totally didnt expect that, i fucking jumped

Watch out for the embodiment of your sexual frustration. I guess dead wife = no boner ever again.

turns out you killed her :O

I'll be down in glasgow around the 23rd, chili peppers are playing hampden that night. I'd be up for some excessive drinking with people i've never met.

Haha, this was on one of the first albums I had. I was thinking about that song earlier today. Had it on a fucking cassette. CASSETTE WTF

Crazy bassline

"It wasn't a rock.... It was a rock lobster!"

At 6/27/07 06:34 PM, Jay-Cee wrote: What if.....say, a group of builder are doing a bit of work in someones house, would the person who owns the house be allowed to smoke in their own house? Since the builders our working there does it become a public place of work?

Loop hole?

Not if it has a roof. It's only in enclosed public places.

Like, you know all that air and shit that tends to blow smoke away? You can't smoke outside of your own house if that's not there.

Also pubs tend to have smoking areas outside where they have those big outdoor gas heaters. Basically you can smoke wherever you want as long as it's not indoors (except for peoples houses). The same ban's been in Scotland for over a year now.

At 6/26/07 02:09 AM, Senri wrote: I
hate
liberals
and
conservatives
so
much
.

I hate everyone.

(except you)

Voldo

My sister tried to tell me that aids was the cure for cancer.

Won't be trying that again :(

I downloaded some sort of codec that automatically plays the .sub file in your media player if theres one in the same folder as the movie file. Can't actually remember what it was :D

Try using VLC player, that lets you select a file you want to use for a subtitle track

At 6/20/07 08:25 PM, thedude27 wrote: really. lets see a bunch of mountys take a team of arm rangers, or some navy seals. brittan would loose right after canada.

fuck you, have you ever seen due south? mounties know their shit

also, "British"

At 6/20/07 11:41 PM, MC25 wrote:

At 6/20/07 11:38 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 6/20/07 11:36 PM, MC25 wrote:

At 6/20/07 11:25 PM, FattPandaa wrote: No, theres a difference between poetry and "emoerty."

i get what ur sayin but people have to stop making up words in this thread

But making up words is wordtastic!

Grrrrrr...
its...
fucking...
stupid...

I thought you were a nazi-hippy poet, and you don't believe in making up words?

You sir are a waffledango

1,600 000 for tits up my ass

Wait, what?

At 6/20/07 06:46 PM, DistantSniper wrote:

At 6/20/07 06:45 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: Probably someone will invent the rainbow race.

i thought that was gay people

:')

knee jerk

Do you wake up in cold sweats with nightmare visions of poppers, flamboyant clothes and martinis running through your head

At 6/20/07 05:47 PM, MC25 wrote: i just write a bunch of poetry, and my hair covers my eyes cauz i am too damn lazy to get a hair cut. does this make me an emo or am i not an emo as long as i'm not a depressive attention whore?

You're a dirty hippy. Get a fuckin' haircut

At 6/20/07 06:27 PM, Stomer wrote: Badly, over long periods of time and with silly amounts of money.

Shut the fuck up, let's not forget Vietnam!

I mean.. the Korean uhh.. Lebanon...

...Shut the fuck up

At 6/6/07 07:52 PM, El-Rata wrote: The reason why people didn't take it as a joke is because there are white rappers. Eminem is going on 40 soon I think. If you would have said Asian, and made something about Chicken-fried rice, then it would be different. I'd like to see that happen actually, that'd be pretty damn funny.

Yeah, it would be a lot funnier if you put more effort into your racism.

That.... is perfectly logical... worringly enough.

It's like those questions you used to get in school. "If some smalldicks are paedos, and all paedos are rapists, how many smalldicks are rapists?"

I put in like $6 for that. I demand some pictures.

At 6/6/07 03:06 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: You sir, have just become the star of the group. You're our number one front man... the guy that gets so much attention the rest of us leave the group to pursue a solo album. Your solo album is the only one that will sell and we'll all hate your guts in 5 years time. Congratulations!

Awesome, i'm like JT with added whiteness.

I remember that. Every episode he'd just get more and more stressed until he had an aneurysm or something.

It was kind of a failed stab at adult animation.

Its not as good as the Rolf Harris version.

I'm totally diggin this, been itchin to drop some milky beats.

I go down to the bank and apply for a loan
im pre-approved cuz im already known
fo' my financial security.
credit history,
aint history.
what you see is me
goin' out with steve
to tgi fridays
i eat mayonnaise
working until 5 on weekdays
somethingsomething..SNAYS

yeah, check yourself wreck yourself

At 6/6/07 01:50 PM, Twist-Chao06 wrote: Thats a Good start.

somebody get dis crackah some shoes.

Phoenix Wright

- Falsly depicts all defendants as innocent parties
- Encourages dramatic dialogue in courtroom settings (Contempt of court)
- Promotes collection of evidence, thereby altering crime scenes
- Teaches children to talk to the dead
- Gives the idea that it's ok to poke at repressed memories

Tetris

- Communist overtones
- Implies that you have power over large falling objects
- Can be up to 40 times more addictive than heroin

Super Mario Kart

- Road rage
- Promotes taking 'magic' mushrooms whilst driving

Chess

- Promotes ethnic segregation
- Male supremacy

that was quite difficult

At 5/30/07 07:31 AM, Battered-Prawn wrote: obviously there are layers of crap your put in there without noticing... or this is a joke.

yeah, im guessing some major keyframes doesnt exist in the last few frames. it should be obvious if you reduce the frame rate way down

At 5/28/07 01:25 PM, Cool-Points wrote: black fishnet material
using a leathery material to simulate the feel of human skin,
it'll take a lot of experimenting :]

no comment

I'm pretty sure it says something different.