Although murder and torture methods are always an intriguing and thought provoking conversation starter, I have a pressing question.

So, while I was making apple juice earlier, I got distracted by this "magazine" that I own (I swear it wasn't a teen magazine). One section is dedicated to questions, which is typical for any magazine. Anyway, this one question in particular which was the highlight of the page (given a drawing and everything!) was from a mother concerned about her 16-year-old son and his girlfriend. She was worried that they might be sexually active with one another, and was wondering if it was possible to stop them.

Now, i'm wondering, how big a role do parents play in their children's sexual behavior? How much influence do you think they have? Can parents really make the difference between a child being sexually experimental at an early age, or deciding to wait for something more substantial?

First of all, stop making assumptions about the council.

Second of all, hawtsauce.

Kthnx.

At 8/12/06 06:33 PM, cr_krinkles wrote: Hello....nice to meetcha all. ^^

MOSHI MOSH! d(^O^)b!

Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr.

At 8/12/06 05:56 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

At 8/12/06 05:54 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

Remember kids, here at the Virgin Club, we're tackling real issues, interviewing real people, and bringing awareness to your very home! *Points at camera* Get involved!

This is CNN.

*Shuffles some papers and speaks with an overly jubilant voice* That's right, MetalDart!

But yeah, we just like talking. It's fun engaging in intellectual conversations with each other. Also, it's part Star Wars. Star Wars! How could you not be in a club like this?!?!

Brilliantly put dahleeng, brilliant. Speaking of Star Wars, the council is going to be chosen soon. Ooooh, excitement!

At 8/12/06 06:28 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: And if you excuse me, there's some donuts with my name on it! :D

K, I want a chocolate covered one, not custard filled, and with rainbow sprinkles on it. Make it snappy!

At 8/12/06 06:03 PM, Carvel wrote: This club seems like a really good idea. After reading all the discussions I'd quite like to join. If you asked me to explain why I am a virgin, the answer's simple.. etc.

Welcome aboard Carvel, you have respectable values which is especially good to see being at such a young and often times impressionable age. Also, thanks for taking the time to read over the club a bit.

At 8/12/06 06:17 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: Does none read my posts or are you all too lazzy/scared to reply? i've made alot and they are generally long, but noone ever quotes or replys to me :'(

It's because you're a scary English robot man.

At 8/12/06 06:31 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Now I have changed some of my opnions, thanks to you and -Nev-, who said basicly the same thing. By the way, what the fuck man.

Actually, my response was different from Nev. We both had opposite supporting arguments, expounding on different topics. What we did agree upon was that all people are different, though, which Naked Beercan sided with as well in his post. It doesn't make it basically the same thing, just part of the same premise.

At 8/12/06 05:39 PM, -Nev- wrote:

At 8/12/06 05:31 PM, Obi-Kun wrote: how do you guys stand making such long posts..I have to use my willpower to read all of the long ones..

We have a lot of stuff on our mind regarding the topics? And we know the secret of repeating arguments yet making them look different :).

Hey now. I never repeat anything I say.

I never repeat anything I say.

Anyway, longer more thought-out posts are better than a bunch of brief and useless ones. There is valuable advice and information to be had in here, as well as interesting perspectives and opinions, all with an edge of humor to it, and I want it to stay that way.

Remember kids, here at the Virgin Club, we're tackling real issues, interviewing real people, and bringing awareness to your very home! *Points at camera* Get involved!

At 8/12/06 11:03 AM, Rex1691 wrote: omg, is he ok?

Yeah he's fine. Just a little insane.

And it continues, apparently.

At 8/12/06 11:53 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: And now, the fantastic culmination to my post. Blah blah blah, I believe in what Freud says, the misogynistic man who has no respect for women, has a mother complex, and believes that life entirely revolves around sex and men.

I could wrap this all up nicely by saying:

Go read some Jung.

Although, you tried so hard with that, so i'll humor you. You can't generalize the whole human race. It is illogical to the point of idiocy to make such rash assumptions. Everyone is different, in their own miniscule or major ways. That is everyone, not just between men and women. But, you see, just as we can be different, we can share a common ground as well. I've found similiarites between myself and other men on countless occasions. You can't keep saying that we're from different planets, there is a level of understanding and familiarity that if you would just take a moment to really analyze it (as you seem to love to do) you could see it.

You've had some faulty relationships in your past, that doesn't mean you have to adopt a shallow and narrow minded philosphy to try and justify it, categorizing the whole human race in the process. You'll have your thoughtless people (both men and women) who are only interested in sex, that pursuit of momentary pleasure and ecstasy, appeasing their own selfish desires. Keep in mind, though, you will also have your people who are in pursuit of a meaningful relationship; who value the conversation, companionship, and comfort of the person. Who will look at them as more than an object of desire (appreciating them for who they are), and as a human being that they can really grow close to and spend the rest of their lives with no matter what the cost.

You know what love is, darling? Love is sacrifice. Thinking and looking outside of yourself, outside of that box which we all create for ourselves as a means of self preservation. When you can look at the one you're with and think of what is best for them, for their happiness, instead of how you'll be benefitted -- then you know that you have something substantial. Something that no amount of lust and sex can compare to. You have a relationship with another person, not one with yourself. Make sense?

It is possible, so stop acting jaded. You're too young for that.

I could go further into this, and keep it going for a while. I'm hungry, though. 2:30PM and no breakfast yet. So i'm gonna end it there. ;)

At 8/12/06 11:24 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: Hahahaha, I haven`t been this excited since... the last time I got laid :D

I'm so glad that I can inspire such phenomenal EXCITEMENT from you.

Exactly, you should settly down with a nasty motorcycle guy. Seriously, the have huge cocks.

And how would you know they're packing? HMM? STOP HANGING AROUND THE MEN'S RESTROOM!

O no, you are telling me there is something else than the abusive motorcycle guy with a huge cock ?

Maybe not for you.

Pshhh, who needs perfection when you have Buba. The abusice male prostitute.

Buba? What the fuck? Is he one of your regulars?

O darling, o darling, I love that word.

O darling, o darling, shut the hell up.

Penis + Vagina = TH3 FUNSORZ

Sounds so exciting when you put it that way. Truly.

Man = stones, Woman = jello

Where'd you read that? A caveman painting on a boulder with a big picture of Bill Cosby next to it?

Yep, cookies are fun.

I know, it's Shortbread Day today!

Well keep in mind that at least in Big-O, they don't have a 14 year old angsty girlie boy operating the mecha and saving the world.

Think Escaflowne, Gundam Wing, Neon Genesis Evangelion, etc.

Butler with a machine gun.

That's what sold it for me.

GO TO SLEEP PEOPLE.

<3

At 8/12/06 02:05 AM, Naked_Beercan wrote: #8 I'm bored of typing, ill get here in a few mins after i drink my tea.....

You're so English.

Rawk stah.

At 8/12/06 01:13 AM, R3dF0x wrote: ...sure sure, life is all about compromise...nothing wrong with someone who knows what they want. if anything it says, "hey, Im done fooling around with you boys, I want a man..."

Hai! One sure step in the right direction is when a person will sit down and really think about what they want in their partner, in order to make the relationship survive and be as enjoyable as possible. Settling will never bring true happiness, so why not bypass all of that bullshit ahead of time?

a person who is of that quality those things come pretty easy...sure you dont have to be a rocket scientist when it comes to brains, but a sense of direction in life and the determination to work towards it.

Hai! It's not too much to ask!

financial security is something you both could work towards together, sure it's nice to have money, but when you earn it and get that 1st house together it is far more rewarding and sharing the duties is more enjoyable than a one sided income and a distant relationship...

Hai! Team effort! A relationship should be more than just attraction, but rather a unit where both parties work toward a better and brighter goal. It's much more fulfilling.

if you have love, you'll do, or not do is some cases, what is necessary to make it work...

HAI! Love is key. *Thumbs up*

At 8/12/06 01:11 AM, -MetalDart- wrote:

At 8/12/06 12:54 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: Darling. You have a lot to learn. *Hands you a cookie*

MY COOKIE NOW BITCH! >:O

Share with the class! It's Snickerdoodle day!

All guys want to do is have fun.

HELLO! Chicks want to have fun too! "Girls just want to have fun", ring any bells?

Women and men do different things. Women want to know what color the furniture should be. Men wonder "DOES SHE LIKE ME?! DID I EMBARASS MYSELF?!? SHOULD I CALL HER? OH SHE'S LOOKING AT ME!!! DO I LEAN IN FOR A KISS OR NOT!?!? WHERE'S A FANCY RESTAURAUNT I CAN AFFORD?!?!"

Lol. Trust me, the female worries go deeper than picking out furniture color. Although interior decoration is important in it's own respect, we too worry about the impression that we make on that certain someone that we're interested in. Just like what you listed, except reversed.

"Does he like me? Is he going to call me? Is he looking at me? Is he going to kiss me?" Etc.

Also, men can't win. If she asks 'Does this make me look fat?" everything we say is automatically wrong.

"You look gorgeous" never fails. And, it's unisex. Works on both parties!

Women have high hopes for the perfect guy. Thinking, cute, sweet, intelligent, funny (aka ME),

Oh yeah, -MetalDart- is where the sweet lovin' is at. Oh, hold on, what color should the wallpaper be?

and think they can change any man.

Depends on the kind of change you're referring to.

YOU CAN'T! Men think they can hook up with any chick. Like Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, Angelina Jolie, etc. We think we could. We can't.

Pamela Anderson? She's been looking like a man herself lately. You ever see photos with her make up off?

*Screams*

So overall, rant. >:(

*Cookie*

At 8/12/06 12:21 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: Oh My God. That is exactly why man are afraid of woman... you ALWAYS want awesome shit like that. You know what ? You wonder throught life searching for the perfect man, and it can go two ways, either you stop the search and settle down to the first guy that you find or you keep searching until you are forty and nobody talks to you at partis.

Awesome shit like a guy who has brains, and I can laugh with, and also be able to carry a meaningful conversation with! Who also isn't a jerk, and actually motivates me instead of bringing me down! Oh my GOODNESS! You're right! What am I thinking? I should settle down with some idiot who treats me like nothing because I don't want to be in my 40's ALONE AND AT PARTIES LOOKING FOR HOOK-UPS! Since that's where you find all the keepers, RIGHT?

Lmao.

Or maybe. The invisible option 3, I could meet a guy who has decent qualities to him, settle down with him, and be happy. DEAR LORD! The possibilities.

Well, no, but woman get very dissapointed after not meeting the perfect guy. I mean, I am a good guy, I brought flowers to my girlfriends, remembered special dates, called them twice a day when we were not togheter, BUT THAT DIDN`T SPARE ME THE FUCKING FIGHTS.

That list is not the "perfect guy", it is the general guideline. I don't want perfection, everyone has their flaws. Plus, once you expect perfection, it's only downhill from there.

The thing is, you don`t know what the fuck you want, example: "Someone who has an assertive personality, but isn't cocky" Is that evven fucking possible ? No.

Yes I do, and yes it is. I've been through my share of relationships, darling. Being a virgin doesn't make me naiive toward people, if that is what you are thinking.

SOMEONE WHO HAS AN ASSERTIVE PERSONALITY = Has a backbone, a.k.a isn't a push-over.

BUT ISN'T COCKY = Isn't a jerk, doesn't have that idiot high and mighty air about him.

Simple.

"Someone who is an inspiration to me, who shares the same interests as me, and who is going somewhere with his life" Share the same interests as a woman ? Hey, it seems to me you want to marry a she-male. Those come with some flaws you know.

Now you're making it sound like women are from Venus and men are from Mars. Guess what, we're all here on planet Earth! I'm not expecting someone to share all of the same interests as me, clearly. I didn't know I had to expound on every little detail with you. For example, I am a writer and an artist. Obviously i'll want a guy who at least understands and appreciates that. If they are creative themselves, then all the better. Still not getting it? Well, i'm also into movies and video games. I'm rather an addict. Do you understand how much more enjoyable the relationship would be if my partner shared the same enthusiasm, instead of us being complete opposites? Kthnx.

"Someone I can talk to seriously one moment, but then be able to joke around with the next" What ? What the fuck is that, you can`t push us over into a serious fight and the be all pussy and laugh. Man are angry stones, when we get angry, we stay angry.

What the? Who said anything about fighting!? MAN ARE ANGRY STONE? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, YOU CAVEMAN?

LOL.

Again, let me explain. I want a guy who can carry an in depth conversation, with substantial meaning and intrigue -- but I also want him to have the ability to relax and goof off with me in a light hearted way. I didn't literally mean for it to happen right after one another, just for the guy to have the ABILITY to.

What amazes me, is that woman know nothing about man, and man know nothing about woman... And the guys like me, who analize everything, when inside a relationship, forgget all the knolewdge they have... sad shit. Now, after this useless long rant, may I have a cookie ? Please, I need one to choke myself to death.

Darling. You have a lot to learn. *Hands you a cookie*

At 8/11/06 06:09 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: To all the new people / people that want to join.
Not everyone in here is a Virgin, the main point is that you treat others with respect, accept/support their decisions and try to help out were you can.

Well put, R2D2. But, you must also keep in mind that disagreements are bound to happen. As long as they are handled in a civilized and rational manner, then there will be no problems.

Hm, this reminds me, but I keep forgetting to post about it. A little late, but now is as good a time as any. To the people who have inquiries/doubts about the existence of this club, instead of taking the uncalled for and negative approach toward it by posting rudely in here, PM me with your questions. Not to one of the members, but to me. Since I am the Darth Vader here, I will be able to best explain the motives and purpose of this club (as I have done before). I can even avoid it from going that far by saying: try not to be close-minded, and simply go about doing something else on the site if you are bothered. ;)

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At 8/11/06 06:21 PM, Athlas wrote: I was wondering how we should define a vrigin. I mean, there's huge difference between scientific/biological virginity, and emotional virginity, etc.

I agree with this, and do consider them both to be different. For a rape victim, it is much too harsh to deem them as no longer a virgin entirely, because such an act was forced on them. They, more than anyone else, understand that the physical aspect of virginity was stolen from them, but the most important part was not. Emotional virginity is much more powerful, since it is the giving and acceptance of not only your body, but your mind and soul as well. Once a person willingly and decisively gives themselves away, then I feel in both respects, they are no longer a virgin.

At 8/11/06 04:42 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Well, I have a question, What type of woman/man you like ?

Hm. A guy with intelligence, charm, and humor. Someone who has an assertive personality, but isn't cocky. Someone who is an inspiration to me, who shares the same interests as me, and who is going somewhere with his life. Someone I can talk to seriously one moment, but then be able to joke around with the next. And blah blah blah, the list could go on.

At 8/11/06 07:19 PM, -Nev- wrote: Are you fucking stupid? The Force is insanely strong in her, of course she's built a defence.

I not only have the Force on my side, but this Darth Vader outfit is reinforced, if you catch my drift.

At 8/11/06 08:05 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: Has anyone ever heard of a certain way that men masturbate by choking themselves?Supposably, it's suppose to let you last longer or something like that. I heard that someone choked themself to death for trying it.

I've heard of that, and it's not just limited to masturbation. People do it during sex as well. Something about the choking, and reaching the brink of death is supposed to give the person a "high" and intensify the pleasure. It's pretty twisted, if you ask me. I've read about deaths which have occured from this, which is to be expected of course.

At 8/11/06 09:48 PM, -Nev- wrote:

At 8/11/06 09:34 PM, ChineseGothKid wrote: I'm somewhat worried that this post doesn't belong in here. Please tell me if it doesn't.

Not really. It belongs in a blog.

That belongs in a museum!

At 8/11/06 11:46 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: 5 hours wow thats alot of time on one of those but i supose its good for the heavy people well if they dont break something heh...
No but really 5 hours???

I knew a guy who did it for 24 hours, to try and get into the Guinness Book of World Records. Which he wasn't even in for very long.. because they couldn't put him in for longest DDR record (for whatever reason they couldn't use the DDR title) so they had to categorize him in longest solo dance, which he told me he was beaten at within a couple of months. He only had a couple of 15 minute breaks -- the whole thing was recorded, too, in order to submit it. By the end the bottoms of his feet were a blackish color, he had stress fractures in both of them, and couldn't walk for a while afterwards.

Guess what?

He hasn't played DDR since. But every now and then he'll say he wants to do another marathon, except longer.

I pity the foo'.

At 8/11/06 02:14 PM, frozensheep wrote: hi, can i join. but i'm not really a virgin cuz i want to be

Could you explain that a little more in depth?

*Breathes into mask some more.*

Time to catch up.

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At 8/10/06 05:08 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: once again thanks to everyone, not just Sarah_Rawr.
e-v

No problem, let us know how it goes.

At 8/10/06 07:32 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: No problem, ever-vigilant (I didn't help all that much, but oh well XD)

Tauntaun always helps.

At 8/10/06 08:02 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Virgin's Log: Stardate 11-08-06
Didn't have sex
End Transmission

Message received, loud and clear Willi.

At 8/10/06 09:00 PM, -Nev- wrote: Why are you writing a Log for the 11th August when theres still 22 hours of the 11th left?
Will, you're stupid.

Star Wars hours.

At 8/11/06 11:30 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: I agree completely. Then, you can move on to some wild kinky non- virgin sex.

Welcome back. <3

At 8/10/06 08:03 PM, The_Crazy_Potato wrote: I'm in!

What is your reason for virginity, and thoughts on the subject?

At 8/11/06 12:27 AM, Illegal-Product wrote: i would like to join...but am sorta, not a virgin so...
yeah but i belive in what you've posted...
so very true. and i agree...

If you can contribute to the group (advice, opinions, thoughts, etc), then you may join.

At 8/11/06 12:45 AM, EmoNinjaLlama wrote: ima virgin >.> its a good and bad thing but i guess if u would know the situations ive been through u would know that...u cant tempt me easily

Why not share it with us then.

At 8/11/06 11:55 AM, Bomee wrote: good wholesome crew, very good! :)

All before bedtime.

At 8/11/06 12:52 PM, -Sargent- wrote: I like this topic

So do I.

but as i am not a virgin i dunno if i can join

If you can contribute.

I have a girlfriend whom ive been with for the past 4 years

Right.

I love her and she feels the same for me

Congrats.

I dont know whats goin on in here

K.

At 8/11/06 01:52 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:

Really ? Why would exploring things with a non-virgin be less exciting. It`s the same thing, but he/she can walk you throught it. And if there is love, you won`t have to feel like a n00b.

I'm not terribly concerned about being walked through such an experience. To be able to learn it with someone else appeals to me the most. Being a virgin doesn't mean you have to feel like a n00b; with a confident and fun attitude toward it, even with mistakes it will be a fulfilling experience.

It`s just a matter of opinion.

Exactly, it is a matter of opinion. If I fall in love with a non-virgin, i'm not going to be devastated and reject my love, it's simply a different path to take that I would willingly walk. I'm in no way being close-minded about this, but as it stands right now, I would prefer being with a virgin for the reasons I stated earlier.

There is no correct answer, you failed the question too.

No correct answer? Then I got it right. FAIL!

<3

At 8/11/06 12:48 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Just kidding, I love you guys, but you all failed my test.

But your test fails, foolish duck. You asked who they would "like" to lose it to, giving them two choices.. a virgin and a non-virgin. They were simply responding with the ideal situation for themselves, given the two scenarios.

I side with, if all circumstances are right (including being in love), to be with another virgin. It makes the process of exploring one another's bodies intimately all that more important and special, since we will be the only ones that has been able to do so.

If I fall in love with a non-virgin, well, all the more power to us then. ;)

At 8/9/06 07:19 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: hi. i feel that this is the best place to ask my question.

Hello thurr, e-v. You did come to the right place, one of the purposes of this club is to support each other, in any such situation.

when im out with my friends we have a good laugh and its a good time all round. but we are all 18 so the topic will allways turn to the same inevitable subject. sex.

To be expected from a group of teenage boys. ;) Many times amongst your peers, even girl groups, sex will be discussed because it is seen as a new and interesting topic. It is also because they want to make themselves feel "cool" about the issue, as if they are more mature, more experienced, or more desireable. Usually with age, the topic will be treated with more confidentiality, instead of blatantly talking about it like they would about the latest awesome video game.

i have never had a girlfriend 'cos im awqward (sp) around the oppsite sex and tent to put my foot in my mouth, despite that they still like me as a friend. but thats not my point.

That's perfectly fine, everyone takes their own specified amount of time to gain the confidence to mingle in style with the opposite sex.

i seem to be the only one who isn't going at it like a rabbit. i always end up left out of the conversation and end up being left alone. i dont want to tell them to shut up about sex as that would have the effect of using paper as a bomb shelter and my friends to tend to get upset easly, but i dont like being abandoned all the time.

A perfectly legitimate concern.

should i risk offending them or just sit quietly in the corner and accept it? if you can find an alternative soloution to my proble i will accept sensible advice with a smile. thanks for your time
e-v

All right. I first propose that you use the tactic of changing the subject when they bring up sex. What else do you guys share in common, that you can all talk about with interest and enthusiasm? Think about the different topics that you can use as a segue to steer them from talking about this.

If that doesn't work for long, I next suggest that even though you are worried about the backlash which your friends may give you for voicing your own opinion, you should express how you are feeling to them regardless. Just as you accept them for their lifestyle, they should have the courtesy to accept you for yours as well. Do this in a calm and reasonable manner, and expect at first a negative reaction, but if they are truly your friends I am sure that they will come to an understanding.

Also keep in mind that usually in such a group, guys will fabricate their sexual encounters, even lying about experiences in order to impress and boast amongst others. They are more than likely not as experienced as you would think, so bringing up your feelings just might be a relief to all of you.

Hope this helped!

Last time I saw a package of Oreos, it had a picture of Randy Jackson on it (the black dude from American Idol).

I feel in some way this relates to the conspiracy which has been presented here.

I'd gouge out the eyes and eat those first, just like olives.

I hear that they're healthy.

At 8/8/06 11:57 PM, HoboPorn wrote: shit...hmmm....I think i'll be creature.

All right, another creature! We're on a roll ladies and gentlemen.

I'm still a little confused on the ranking up though...just post and eventually i'll be ranked up?

Yes, keep contributing and you will rank up soon enough. I also accept requests if they are well thought-out and give good reason for why they should rank up -- if taken into consideration, they will be given a quiz which will test their knowledge skills to the extreme. Something only Jedi mind tricks would be capable of handling.

At 8/8/06 10:48 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: I am the next one... YAY I cannot wait for the moment when im granted a horrible rank.

I'd do yours next, but ArrTooDeeToo (R2D2, Naked_Beercan), insisted upon taking your rank on his own. I think he's taken a liking to you, he fought for the privilege of posting for you, after all.

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At 8/8/06 06:33 PM, the_scouser wrote: Lol @ starwars, but anywho, I shal go for.... *Waves finger around* Creature!

I see creatures are finally making a comeback. And with good cause!

Now, let's get down to business.

We, the Virgin Club board, have decided upon the Nuna to be your starting creature. The Nuna is most famous for it's comical appearance, gaining the just name of "swamp turkey". Though small it may be, this pint sized fowl makes up for such an appearance with the laughter that surrounds it.

Humor is a must for any virgin, and you seem to have a flare for that. Whether it be laughing off the pressures of daily life, or adding that certain "pizzazz" to a social gathering -- it proves that all you need is a good disposition to get by and have fun in this life, not a "booty call".

Keep laughing, little Nuna. And may the force be with you!

Congratulations! You will rank up when I, and the VC-board deems suitable.

At 8/8/06 11:41 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: So that's why I'm getting indigestion... tell him to stop setting off so many thermal detonators in there. XD

All right, i'll have a word with him.

We can't have you disintegrating.

Because I am so skilled, I went back a page to respond to the many different, extremely important posts.

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At 8/8/06 05:46 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: HIDEOUS... FUCKING HORRIBLE. The only good thing is your pic.

Your brain will get used to the beautiful colors, the bleeding-eye process is just the initial stage. You see, the colors are so brilliant and magnificent that to the untrained eye, it can cause some serious side effects. Once you're over that, you're gold.

I can see the letters, I only wish I didn`t. When I focuse on them, my eyes hurt. And I cry... again :(

Just listen to the awesome music, that's primarily why I created that MySpace anyway.

I`d make a link in my sig to the club. But I have no more available space.

Tragic!

At 8/8/06 05:50 PM, WilliWowza wrote: There, my signature is finally updated, along with you guys, how cool am I?

Fucking fantastic, darling.

At 8/8/06 10:05 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: WHAT ? This is outrageus, no sexings allowed in this thread ? I need to hear confirmation from Sarah_Rawr to know if this is true.

Virgin sexings, hm. What would this involve? Something along the lines of what Hobo Porn sells?

At 8/8/06 07:19 PM, HoboPorn wrote: you dunno who has what so I just give them a sandwhich/hotdog and 20$ while i sit back and make millions.

Hey now, where's my share of the money? I find you the most quality hobos, and I only get a dollar in dimes and nickels in return. I knew you were hiding something from me!

At 8/8/06 10:49 PM, HoboPorn wrote: ...last thing I want to see is un-washed hobo male sex.

Words of a true professional.

At 8/8/06 11:24 PM, HoboPorn wrote: lol....and whats this rank thing I am hearing about?

I explained the system several pages back, here's the link:
Virgin Ranking System
Basically, if you want a rank, choose between creature or droid and you'll get a starting character. From there, you will be able to rank up to something more awesome.

At 8/8/06 11:26 PM, ChineseGothKid wrote: Damn, I'm gone for 5 days and this club goes from 2 to 17 pages. Amazing.

Welcome back.

At 8/8/06 11:32 PM, FlurpMonkey wrote: Um, ok. I'm new to the virgin club. I'm a virgin cuz . I'm not sure why, cuz no one wants to do it with me I guess.

Are there any reasons beyond "not being able to get laid" for being a virgin? Think long and hard about your views on virginity/sexuality, and then answer that question.

-MetalDart- from beyond the grave of temporarily being banned, wanted me to post his own version of the Virgin Club signature in here.

Go go virgin pride!