F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E-D-I-T, RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM! Come on everybody grab a bike and sing along!

Seriously thats freaking catchy as hell. Makes me wanna buy a bike and ride around my neighborhood with a few friends and sing that.

The storm path for New Orleans isn't looking to good, so I will be evacuating tomorrow night at 1:00 in the morning to Texas. I was in hysterics earlier. My whole family was crying. My aunt who i'am going to live with while the storm passes WILL NOT let me bring my dog. She basically said, "Oh Well, I don't want the dog here, let her stay for the hurricane all alone in my house with no food or water, and can't go outside to use the bathroom." Basically we were suppose to come home to a dead dog.

After freaking for a while, my sister and her husband decided they would be taking my dog to Nashville Tennessee, for evacuation. Also, my girlfriend said she would also find a free pet Kennel she might be able to stay in if possible. I'am very mad at my aunt because just like Katrina, this is the second fucking time she told us to screw the dog and made my family upset.

Right now i'm packing everything I need to keep myself busy for as long as it takes before I can return. For Katrina I lived in Texas for an entire month. Who knows how long this time. I was fortunate enough to have a home to come back to, during Katrina.

I have packed up random gameboy activities, maybe a console, and a few games. Tons of clothes, and other random activities to keep me occupied in Texas. Right now, I can't decide what to do with everything else in my house. The only thing I can do is put everything I want into Garbage bags, and secure them in the attic or my top bunk of my bed. Not entirely sure what i will do. I have 10 hours till I leave.

My windows have been Taped up. Not boarded. Im not sure why we didn't board them up. But the tape usually keeps the glass from shattering everywhere. But right now I gotta go and pack everything up and get ready. The hurricane looks to want to hit New Orleans, but still the weather people are NOT sure. But i've got to be as cautious as possible.

I'll see if I can update on the storm and stuff while I use my aunts computer in Texas.

Later Newgrounds.

Update on the New Orleans area:

Well, even though usually hurricane paths are not predicted until they are at least into the gulf. Just about all the paths show Gustav coming straight up New Orleans. There is no definite if it will hit us, but the city is already taking EXTRA precaution and getting ready.

The city doesn't want too many people to be left behind like Katrina. So they have prepared buses, trains and planes to get people out of the city. Pets are also being taking care of. When Katrina hit 3 years ago tomorrow, a lot of places didn't allow pets so many people stayed behind with their pets and got stuck in the storm. Also, a lot of pets died who were left behind. Also, some people who evacuated last year, they shipped their pets to a different area by plane a lot of people never saw their pets again. So basically the new rule is. Wherever you go, your pets go.

They will not open the superdome again for people who stay. The National Guard is already in the city. I hope they don't declare martial law again like they had to do for Katrina.

This is all prepared for IF the hurricane even comes this way. They just want to take the extra precautions to ensure the same disasters with people left behind does not repeat itself.

If the hurricane comes to New Orleans, it's supposed to make landfall Monday at 12:00 midnight. I will be evacuating late at night, around 1-2:00 in the morning to ensure I don't hit traffic. I'll be going to stay in Texas until I can come back to check the damage on my house if there is any. Texas is about a 6 hour drive. with late evacuation the traffic can extend this by making it take 10-15 hours.

I'll keep you updated, on the New Orleans area, as often as possible.

Being from New Orleans, the city is really watching this storm. My mom is worried as hell. We lucked out not losing out house during Katrina. But who's to say that luck will still be with us? I sure as hell hope so. But yea, if I have to mandatory evacuate, which the city is already suppose to be warned of this right now, i'll go live in Texas again. Maybe a month like Katrina? Maybe not. All that depends on wether my area gets destroyed, or my house floods. I hope sure as hell it doesn't.

And it would be terrible to watch my homelands get flooded again. Thats only if it hits us though. I would pray and wish that it wouldn't hit us, but that would mean it would go and hit someone else, and thats selfish. Best of luck to anyone in the path of Gustav.

If New Orleans happens to get directly hit again, and I must evacuate. I'll try and keep up with details on my preperations, and journey through the storm. The worst part is watching the news and seeing your homelands being destroyed and wondering if your home is still standing and not knowing.

In your face!

And people want pot to be legal and/or de-criminalized.

Hold the door open because you're black? When did this happen? I thought you opened doors for women. Are you a woman?

An internet Girl who "clicks" with your personality? Is that some kind of pun?

Puberty, hormones, male testosterones. One day a boy is talking about Pokemon games. The next day he become a man and is talking about roleplaying with a girl about him being the pokemon and her being the trainer and he has to follow all her sexual commands.

Why do people need porn on the go?

Pretty girls who often get told they are pretty, while growing up tend to do less to make themselves beautiful, because of the natural beauty. They let themselves go thinking they are pretty. You know how you see those chubby girls who wear tight clothing and are full of themselves?

Ugly girls get called ugly and seek out to make themselves more beautiful. They start to take care of themselves. Turn out prettier.

Lol thats so true. And fans of the show will say to those who hate it:

"You just don't understand the comedy of the show. It's pure genius and anyone who doesn't get the comedy has a low IQ"

Sorry, my IQ dropped when I saw it. I swear, that is the worst piece of garbage that my eyes have ever seen. I do not believe I have ever seen a more terrible show in my life.

Half of the things that they do, I often question who would actually laugh at that. Everything is unfunny, and has no point behind it. Everything they do is random. Thats it. Just random. They don't even try to make it funny. It's just two guys doing different things.

If your looking for a fault in someone you think deserves Karma you will find it. You will find something that happens to them and redeem that Karma.

Bad and good luck. I guess you can say it's there. But again, if you don't think to yourself wether or not you're having a good or bad luck day, you would never know. Like if you thought you were having a bad day, and you tripped and fell, you would blame it on bad luck and a bad day. But if you didn't think about bad luck, you would trip and wouldn't think of luck at all.

But um, from the stuff you wrote, if I believed in Karma and that you deserved all the things happening to you.

What the fuck did you do to deserve all that? lol

Get a sex change and become a man. Rip out that vagina.

Probably because violence is the one emotion that causes anything out of the ordinary to happen most of the time. And we as Humans enjoy what we can't see often. Real life violence is sometimes rare.

It was terrible. A true nightmare. It was horrifying.

Ok so im suppose to go get a job, to get money to buy a car, and to afford college. My mom is willing to help me. BUT, she refuses to take me to apply anywhere. Why? Because I have long hair.

One place she asked me to go apply for, a dude had pink hair. Yes a guy. I told her why I had to cut my hair and this guy had pink hair. She said there was a major difference. Something about long hair defining me as a certain person and no one will want me to work at their buisness. Something about being a rebel against society?

I have no idea what the fuck she is going on about. She said no one will ever hire me for a job, that i'll have to cut it for college, cause teachers would look down upon it. And something about I will never have a career in life because it's unprofessional.

It's just fucking hair. If I like my long hair then what the hell? If people have to look at my hair and not look at me as a person then they can just go fuck themselves with a live lobster. I don't think there is a single person in the worls of would deny me because of my hair.

Because bad parents, need something to distract their bad parenting and to be blamed. It makes them look like better parents if they complain something is making their kids bad.

For Final Fantasy I suggest the following:

Final Fantasy IV, V, VI, and VII. Each one of these are amazing games, but they are my personal prefrence of the better final fantasies. You might even want to try out final fantasy X.

For other RPG's you might want to try Earthbound, Chrono Trigger, Lufia 1 and 2, Golden sun, and maybe a few other suggestions others might throw out.

Music is about image nowadays. Not wether or not you can play a guitar and make music or not.

Why do you think people stereotype others and define people a certain way? Music.

Did the fly live? If so he's probably like...

"Mwa ha ha ha ha! Try and kill me again bitch!"

Ugh just like a real life bandwagon. Because so many people believe in something, or are interested in certain things. People get angry and want to destroy that. If so many people like something, you are gonna have a group of people who can't stand that all those people like something.

Christianity is such a big religion and is widely accepted, and has so many followers, you have all these people come in and hate people for believing in something they don't, and the fact so many people are involved.

Neither side has any proof or anything. All we have is faith. Proof is irrelavant. I don't even know why athiest hate religious people so much, catjolics more though. All they did was believe. And don't start with this shit about shoving ideas down someones throat. I have more people shoving athiest views up my ass after I tell them im catholic, then anything else. I get more athiests then Jehova witnesses questioning my faith.

I don't even understand why it matters if someone believes something different. How is someone's thoughts effecting you? How is me believeing in life after death destroying you? It's not. An athiest doesn't bother me. I could care less what others believe. All i care is what I believe.

Seriously, the athiest/religion argument is fucking rediculous.

At 6/21/08 10:44 PM, MuckyPup wrote:

At 6/21/08 10:26 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Oh dear lord, this slayed me.

It's not funny, my dick looks like this:

I don't know why, but when I saw this picture I just laughed histerically.

My dick looks like this (pictofied and horribly drawn in MSpaint) LMAO. Missing parts highlighted in red....lmao..

Penis size doesn't matter. Quit watching Porn. Male porn stars need big penises because the females are all loose and shit, and have big vanginas from fucking all the time. Quit looking at Porn. DO NOT compare your penis to porn sizes. Most women do not like giant penises. Porn Industries make it look like females enjoy bigger penises, so you will go out and buy Penis enlargement pills, and tools. A lot of porn studios own enlargement companies.

Dude, the big thing on the internet for the world to see for a while was two girls shitting in a cup, then eating it, then puking it back out.

I want to know why was this popular and everyone around the world saw this.

I was in math class and we were taking a test. And I was suddenly hit with a feeling of explosive diaherea. It was quite and just about no sound in the room. When I tried to clench my butt cheeks as hard as I could but it leaked out from pain. I was holding so on to my desk and clecnhing so hard my shit made a sound like a wet towel getting, rinsed out. Everyone just stopped and looked at me. The teacher just told me, go to the bathroom.

So im running really fast to the bathroom, and i see a friend out in the hallway. He's like dude why you running, i say with a big smile (ultra big smile with my teeth showing) I GOTTA SHIT DUDE!!! He laughs at me while im running to the bathroom. So I get to the bathroom, i can feel myshit exploding out of me, I pull down my pants, and before my ass reaches the toilet seat I spray diahera like a fucking flat nosed nozzle spray all over the place.It was all over the toilet seat. I didn't even sit down because i didn't want shit on my clothes. And i mean it just kept coming. I could not stop shitting for the longest time. It was all over the floor in like a big puddle and seeped into the stall next to me. I was like....ohhh my.....

Then someone happen to be in the stall next to me who feared my poop, had picked his legs up to not step in the diahera. He never knew who I was, and I didn't know who he was. The only thing I remember is that he said quitely. What....the.....fuck....and then a little hehe....

A hurricane wiped out my city, causing the worst natural disaster in United States History.

We have the French Quarter, Burbon Street, Mardi gras, festivals, the Superdome, Mississippi river, Many presidents have come and visited out city, and eaten at the finest restraunts. Manuel's hot tamales, Crawfish, crawfish boils, Houses built hundreds of years ago, the land is completely flat, marsh areas everywhere. Not sure if all this qualifies as being better, but meh.

Oh yea and cafe du mond. And tastee doughnuts, and a long time ago Mckenzies. Forgot how to spell it.

Many others, that im to lazy to think of.

Different people have different Metabolism. I've seen overweight people eat healthy and never lose weight. And i've seen skinny people who eat everything in sight and never gain a pound. It has to do with your bodies metabolism, which can't be helped.

When you pick on a fat person for being fat it's like picking on someone whos different because of a disease which is sick.

Recently after visiting my Psychologist, for Anxiety (Irrational thinking kind of anxiety) we got into, an off topic discussion about the brain. She was telling me that the brain is a very powerful body organ/human part. So I started asking her different questions.

Our brain is very powerful right? Everything in our surrounding areas is thought up on what our brain thinks is there and how it registers reality. How our brain wants to vision and feel it's surroundings.

So I was asking her is. Is it possible that if there was aliens, and other intelligent beings out there, would they see the world the same way we do? Would they see us as humans, with legs and arms and hair? Or would they see us as something different. Maybe blue, with 4 arms. Just an example.

But what made me kind of puzzled is the brain we use. Something that may seem a little more realistic. Can we alter reality amongst ourselves using the power of our brain? Like the sky is blue due to reflections and how our eyes see them through the nerves in the brain. What if you could change that. What if I thought the sky was orange. Is there a way so I can make it look orange to me. Afterall, everything in my surroundings is just what my brain whats to percieve as whats really going on.

Another thing I wanted to understand. Could we make up physical contact situations. Such as. Is there a way I could believe that a person was there, that wasn't really there and shake their hand. And actually feel the hand of the other person. Even if the person is really not there. If my mind thinks that what im seeing is reality why can't my brain also tell my body that what im seeing is actually happening.

So my main thing I was wondering the whole time. Is there a way maybe in the future that human beings will be able to tap into their own minds, or even have a surgery to change their entire view of reality. Because the brain is extremely complicated, complex and powerful.

If your brain actually thinks somethings there and it's touching, you and you can feel it, even though it might not really be there to other people. Whats stopping your brain from really thinking what you're seeing is real and actually feeling it.

Whats the difference of a real person holding my hand and my brain knows someones there, instead of no one being there but my mind actually thinking someone is there, and i can still feel them,touch them and see them?

Afterall, our brain is the one telling us if someones really there or not in the first place. So how do we know what were looking at right now really is happening or not?

*points in the distance*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*runs opposite of the pointed area.

Works every time =)

My cousin stayed over at my place for the night. So I decided it would be funny to prank call someone. I ended up coming up with an idea to prank the cops. On my cell of course.

So what we did was we got a can of spray deoderant, and a lighter. And this is how my story goes.

*dials 911*

911: Hello 911 emergencies
Me: *blows torches fire close to the phone* AHHHHHHH HEEEEEELLLLLLPPPP I'M ON FIIIIIIRRREEEEE!!!!!

*hangs up*

The cops did not think it was funny. I got my cell phone traced and was arrested and charged for it. When i went to court they replayed my call in court as evidence, and I couldn't help but to laugh. I could see chuckles from other people in the court and a smile here and there.

Just imagine a court with random people all serious and shit. Then they just hear the sound of me screaming and a firey blaze sound. It wasn't the call itself, it was the hilariousness of the phone call in such a serious situation.

What em I suppose to do.....sit there with my head down looking all dissapointed in myself while hearing the sound of my screaming i was on fire with actually blow torch sounds?