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At 1/8/03 10:42 AM, a_nonymous_zero wrote: I have a huge problem with psychiatrists . . . I think Freud is full of crap- very few things I do are sexually motivated.

Well, you have to remember that Freud was often high on opium. I just disregard all his theories.

I'm a virgin, too. I have a special someone, but we're waiting until we can get comfortable with the idea.

I think the reason men obsess over virgins is that because virgins have never had sex before, so they can't criticize a man's performance. :D

I'm a girl, too...which is probably why I find this so damn hilarious.

At 12/29/02 05:32 PM, beaver_the_canadien wrote:
What kind of video games do girls like thoug, action, rpg,orpuzzle

Personally, I'm an RPG fanatic. But every girl is different. Most girls would be happy with body wash or or some other bath product. (But make sure it's a scent you like.) I know I would be.

The middle name and street thing gives me a very sucky name, so instead of that, I just created the name Jasmine Rayne.

Unfortunately, it's not my life at the moment. I am home on Christmas break, and am reduced to a 28.8 bps modem on dial-up. Also, mom always bitches about my Internet use, so I can't get on for long periods of time until the 12th.

And no thanks to my absence, my popularity rating has gone down from 3 to 5 digits. I guess posting here DOES pay. Well, come the 12th, I hope to get it up again.

Hey Tom! Was your half of PA as badly affected as mine? It took a friend of mine 6 hours to get back to Pittsburgh, no thanks to the 25 mph speed limit on I-79 after the accident.

I got a Game Boy Advance! WHEE!!

As for life...15 more days until I'm a regular NG user again. Once classes are back in session, I'll be back to Ethernet instead of this 28.8 kbs modem. Using one of those to navigate NG is like taking a bicycle on the Pennsylvania Turnpike during rush hour.

At 12/11/02 09:35 AM, Shoopufzilla wrote:

At 12/11/02 09:30 AM, Wadezilla wrote: They are high in protien.

Have you ever tried cat? That's really high in protein.

I will not make a joke about eating pussy. I will NOT make a joke about eating pussy. I will not...

Personally, I love the bloody little men that go with the eulogies. :)

At 12/10/02 11:41 PM, Lpmofo wrote:

I don't think Tom is gonna get ads from Pepsi or the Gap ever. This site has violent and sexually explicit games/toons. I don't think that Pepesi wants to be assosiated with violence. That's why all these raunchy porn ads are here, this is their audiance.

That, and the Gap uses sweatshop labor.

At 12/10/02 10:51 PM, DUDE4U wrote: really!! yea i have to agree newgrounds isn't a porn site but damn there's a friggin link to it every where u turn!! i mean good god

Well, Tom's gotta keep this place up somehow. Besides, porn is what most people search for on the Internet, so considering how many might find this site as a result of a search, he probably has the right idea.

Where do all of you live? Over here, we're used to that weather. Classes are only cancelled if it's REALLY bad.

2-4 hours a day, more when I'm up late or on weekends.

At 12/10/02 10:22 PM, THISISNOTMYALIAS wrote:

At 12/10/02 10:17 PM, MR_OBIE_TRICE wrote: Looks like something upperDeckChild would post were is he neway??

He got banned, as far as I know.

Thank the fucking Lord. I'll admit that I'm into those sort of pictures, but he had absolutely no right to torture those of you who don't. Also, NG is not a porn site.

At 12/10/02 10:06 PM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote:

At 12/10/02 08:48 PM, mr_chuckles66 wrote: Porn is an artform

Nudity is an artform, porn usually ends up just being a blatant show of T&A with no style.

Agreed. There's a difference between porn and erotica as well. Erotica uses sensual (not obscene) language, and delves into the emotions of the characters. It uses terms like "cock", "flower", and "breast." Porn is just there for the sake of seeing whatever it is the viewer wants to see, and uses terms like "cunt", "dick", and "tit". Believe it or not, there IS a difference.

At 12/10/02 03:13 PM, StrikeR_ProductionS wrote:

At 12/10/02 03:01 PM, fireflyer wrote: Why thanks :D ITS just my key boards FUckEd, Pop fell on it O.o

POP?? What the fuck is pop?

"Pop" is Pennsylvanian for soda. It may be a term used out of state as well, but I've never heard anyone from a different state use it.

Well...I got a care package for finals week containing candy, tea, hot chocolate, and COFFEE!!!! WHEE!!

Dude, you are REALLY beginning to freak me out.

Anything simple for those of us just starting out? I'm doing a stop-motion animation with my friend, and we've got that down. But I need an idea for something to work on without her help.

Have you even beat the game yet? I don't see the fun in cheating. The game's just like a real life relationship--the chase is half the fun.

Anyway, keep in mind the passwords are case sensitive if you use letter ones.

At 12/9/02 11:42 PM, agent66 wrote:

At 12/9/02 11:33 PM, Dark_Knight_69 wrote: Nah you aint Pussy !

PS DOES THIS PICK MAKE YOU WANT TO VOMIT ?

The crazy thing is that I was a firefighter for 4 years and saw some real twisted shit. For some reason missing limbs or hamburger faces don't bother me but watching someone eating chicken embryos and bull testicles makes me spew.

That's the reason I don't watch it. As for you, I think you're just disgusted people are actually dumb enough to do this shit.

I love your idea! I haven't written any poeetry in years, but I will if I'm inspired. Meanwhile, I'll just read the good poems on this page. :)

Wow! NG users are cultured! Kick ass!

At 12/10/02 12:11 AM, Spicy wrote: I have a test on The Odyssey tomorrow. I have not read the book. I'm too lazy to read the sparknotes. I am tired. I am screwed.

I hope you're not in college, man. You'd be fucked beyond belief if you were.

That sucks. It would have sucked even more if you live on a major highway, like where my home is. Not only is it on a major highway, but I-90 is only a few minutes away. We get speeding trucks because of this all the time. That, and trucks carrying chickens. It's kinda funny to watch all the feathers fly--unless you're stuck behind the truck.

Finishing a final, eating ramen noodles (a staple of college life), and replying.

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -W.C. Fields (what a smart man!)

19 degrees here, with blowing and drifting snow. 8 inches, to be exact.

At 12/9/02 12:30 AM, Jaciisanerd wrote: i think tom fulp is sooooooooo hot

Amen!

At 12/8/02 06:32 PM, brentandem wrote: Sky Lopez is the woman of the year (well second my wife comes first...she is behind me looking what I am doing).

I agree! Any of her movies you can recommend to me?

At 12/8/02 04:19 PM, mr_chuckles66 wrote: But if everything about the movie sucks, why can't you put 'this sucks you queer shit ass homo go put some time into your stupid fuck ass bitch animations you slut of a whore'

That would be immature.