3,475 Forum Posts by "RydiaLockheart"
Too big of a cock will drive women away, particularly smaller ones. It looks great in porn, but I'd rather not have something that might split me open. Ever see the hentai "Nightmare Campus"? Yeah...that's what I picture.
While we're on the topic of female rappers: what happened to Riskay? She came out strong a while back (helped out by Perez Hilton liking her) and then she kinda fell off the map. She did a song called "You Ain't Shit" in which she threw some loser out of her house (like Beyonce did, except less well-known). Could that be considered feminist, since a lot of black women can be doormats?
I say this because when I was in grad school for my first Master's, the woman I worked as a grad assistant for had me track someone, and he later started a workshop teaching black teenage girls about healthy relationships. The first thing they were taught: "bitch" is not a term of endearment. White women would smack the hell out of a significant other that called them that outside of bed, but a lot of minority women don't. Why not? No snark or racism intended, I'm honestly curious.
Some bitch once told me I was perpetuating rape culture because I was wearing a low-cut top. I told her she was just mad she had postage stamps and not tits. Which brings up the question: why are all the uppity feminists ugly?
Steam has been having issues all day since L4D2 is free and all you have to do is download as opposed to adding it to your queue. As a result, the servers have been getting hammered to holy hell and back. Someone didn't think that one all the way through.
I had to work today. I also have to work New Year's Eve. Thanks to everything being in the middle of the week, the company ran out of allotted days off. I still got off at 1:30, but...eh.
Ended up needing to run to the grocery store for stuff for tomorrow after we ate everything. THAT was insane. Not necessarily the store, but the parking lot.
It could not be any more wrong for me. I was born and raised in northwestern Pennsylvania. It thinks I am from Omaha, Des Moines, or Fort Wayne. WTF?
I wonder if the 140 question version is any more accurate.
Drive-thru beer stores are a thing where I'm from, but drive-thru liquor stores? Not necessarily. Do malt beverages count?
At 12/22/13 08:13 PM, Atlas wrote: That Steelers game was crazy.
No shit. At first I was hoping the Green Bay refs had armored cars for that terrible call, but if the Steelers won, that doesn't really matter. The teams who had to win or lose to keep the playoff hopes alive did, but let's be honest, they don't really deserve to be there this year.
Shit, $110K? My house would be more than paid off. Or I could pay off the student loans and both my car and my husband's.
Zimmerman needs to keep a low profile. I'd say move to a majority white state, but he's Hispanic (not white Hispanic, whatever that shit is) and would stick out like a sore thumb. If he'd just quit doing shit like speeding, he could disappear. But keep the gun on him.
At 12/17/13 12:07 AM, Malachy wrote: How did your husband feel when he saw you blushing at that?
He pretty much had the same reaction.
Glad to be in the house. Now if only our basement didn't look like a loading dock. This is especially the case seeing as how the front door is on the first floor and the garage is basement level, so we're coming in that way mostly.
I am now on the network in my house that I just moved into. There's still some miscellaneous junk in the apartment, and I need to clean in there so we don't get billed. Other than that, we're basically moved.
Also, I have never seen a guy pick up a safe and carry it over his shoulder before. Damn.
Some observations in between moving:
Are the Saints E.T.? Do they die if they go too far away from home? This is the only explanation I have for their road performance this year.
I bet Tony Romo's wife has never had an orgasm. He probably fucks the shit out of her and stops when she's about to.
I wonder how many Bengals fans are here trying to get tickets. I almost did the same when I lived in Ohio a few years back and the Bengals weren't doing too well. It would have only cost me $65 for halfway decent seats at a Steelers-Bengals game, but my work schedule ended up not allowing it.
The closing is tomorrow morning. I doubt I'll get much sleep tonight.
At 12/10/13 12:57 AM, orangebomb wrote: The Dallas Cowboys need to seriously consider cleaning house, but won't because Jerry Jones is either that stupid, stubborn or both.
It doesn't matter if it's Tony Romo or John Elway. No QB is going to make it to the Super Bowl when their team has such a shitty defense. Some games are just painful to watch. This was one of them.
As for the Steelers, I am finally going to have to agree that they need to fire Todd Haley. The man is not necessarily incompetent. He got the Cardinals to the Super Bowl. But what works for one team doesn't necessarily translate to another, and he just isn't a good fit for the Steelers. His style would work well with other teams (say, the Bills) but not them. I don't normally go along with the consensus just because it's the consensus. Hell, there used to be a consensus that blacks were inferior to whites. But after two seasons, I can safely say the consensus is right. Especially after Todd Haley made a bunch of stupid decisions against the Dolphins, like abandoning what had been an awesome running game.
There are a lot of wacko bitches out there who want to date serial killers/criminals. I wouldn't be surprised if she sunk her claws into him during the trial coverage.
Though if he really DID assault her and she wants to drop the charges, she's still a stupid bitch and deserves whatever she gets. But who knows what really happened?
At 12/8/13 04:46 PM, ZJ wrote: Patriots managed to sneak away with another win today. Really would have like to see the Browns win and give the Bengals that #2 seed in the AFC. Oh well, we still have some time to get there. Gronk is hurt, so the Patriots can be taken down...
My thoughts exactly. There is no way Brady can continue to carry the team by himself. The fact that they almost lost to the Browns tells me they're vulnerable.
Also: WTF, Denver?
Patriots losing to the Browns? LOLOLOLOL
Baltimore is down too. If they lose as well, the playoff picture suddenly got murkier. Still would be tied with the Steelers, who are about to lose too.
The Bengals have started playing their best football at the right time of year. Whether they can keep it up is another question.
At 12/8/13 01:21 PM, orangebomb wrote:
Just imagine all of ground crews who have to clear all that snow on the yard lines, they'll certainly going to be busy. As for the game itself, it may look like fun playing in a blizzard, but it ends up becoming a clusterfuck more times than not. Just go ask the kickers.
They just showed a groundskeeper using some sort of leaf blower to clean off the numbers so the players actually know where they are. This is going to be an interesting day wherever it snows hard.
Snowy game in Pittsburgh! Snowy games like this are some of my favorites for some reason. The announcers were saying that Ryan Tannehill has never played in snow before. This puts the Dolphins at a huge disadvantage. Looks like field conditions are going to come into play if this keeps up (and from the weather reports around here, it will).
The Steelers are one of those teams that tend to play their best games in the snow (though who knows how this will turn out). So are the Packers, but without Aaron Rodgers, they're reeling.
Because nothing says "I love you" like a chocolate asshole, right? And if you REALLY feel strongly about someone, you can get them a sterling silver asshole.
The motto of the site is "The anus that made Britain great." I'll defer to the NG Brits on this one...
The same way everyone else does. With a razor and shaving cream.
At 11/24/13 04:15 PM, Korriken wrote: get checked for a Sulphite allergy.
You were right. That was it. That makes me allergic to three types of antibiotics. Doxycycline landed me in the ER last December.
Exactly two weeks until I move into my house now.
Yes. My house. That is sinking in.
I am excited, thrilled to be getting out of this apartment (my upstairs neighbor's dog is yapping as I type this), and nervous enough to crap my pants right here and now.
Realization: Damn, my husband has a lot of crap. We've both started tossing things we don't need, but I'm not quite sure how to pack swords and knives. Those he can keep.
At 12/2/13 09:18 PM, ZJ wrote: Man, the SeaHawks really can't be touched at their home stadium. They're already up 17 to nothing in the first quarter. I'll be shocked if they're not in the Super Bowl this year since it's looking like the road to the Super Bowl for the NFC runs through Seattle this year...
I have been thinking the same thing for the NFC. AFC is still up in the air though. Both the Patriots and the Broncos are getting chinks in their armor, so there is getting to be a better chance of an upset somewhere.
I'm surprised Atlanta and Buffalo are going to overtime. I expected Atlanta to roll over and die again.
A win is a win, I guess, but Cincy's offense really needs to step it up. This does not look like the same offense that beat the Steelers early in the season (though to be fair, the Steelers were sucking that game too).
Personally, I'm waiting for the Saints and the Seahawks on Monday.
At 12/1/13 04:18 PM, Sentio wrote: At least I have redzone here so I just get wall to wall scoring plays, which is making up for some otherwise uninspiring early matchups. Annoyed but not surprised that the Patriots managed to win another tight one.
That game against the Texans should not have been that close. They're the Texans, for chrissakes. If the Patriots keep playing like that, they're in trouble. That, and Brady has basically been carrying the team on his back all season.
At 12/1/13 02:38 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: No, they shouldn't. That night was hard enough on the Steelers. How many of their guys got injured? Three? I know two got injured trying to get a touchdown at the end of the game. I agree that Tomlin was an idiot for the little stunt he pulled, but they shouldn't do something to the team. A huge fine sounds like the right punishment.
I agree. I don't think he did it on purpose, but he really should have known better than to be so close. Apparently the NFL just got done lecturing coaches and staff about distance to the field, and that may play into it. It's still overkill though.
Football was pretty damn dull today until New England caught up to Houston.
At 11/25/13 09:01 PM, notYert wrote: wow snowflakes who gives a fUCK
Evidently 29 other people do.
WTF, Denver? When you're up 24-0, you need to seal the deal. Dumb things like that will get you knocked out of the playoffs. They are still in very good shape though, especially if the Chiefs players that are injured remain out for awhile. The Patriots are really the only AFC team they need to worry about, IMO.
The schedule is a bit of a concern though. The Patriots are playing a bunch of creampuffs for the remainder of the regular season. Denver has the (albeit weakened) Chiefs, the inconsistent Titans, a suddenly resurgent Chargers team, and the Raiders. I wouldn't write any of them off except the Texans.
I think New England is in for an unpleasant surprise now that they're playing a decent team. With a couple of exceptions, they've had an easy ride this year. I was impressed at how well they dismantled the Chiefs last week. But then again, a lot of the Chiefs' wins came against lightweights too.
It was never a question whether Peyton Manning was going to play tonight, but going down the stretch, a lot will depend on his health.
