At 11/28/07 05:45 PM, Infernalz wrote: So... How do we vote? I have an account there, but see nothing that would resemble a 'vote' button...

I was having the same problem. I was getting an error when opening the page about an unnamed hitbox. The vote buttons didn't show. I don't know if this is the problem, but I just got the latest Firefox update. I opened it in Internet Explorer and was able to vote without a problem.

Good luck, Lilg!

At 10/26/07 07:30 PM, Stomer wrote: Can someone give me the link of the original thread?

Here is the original thread where the t-shirts were posted.

I think the winner and all of the picks to be considered make good, wearable shirts. Maybe the design of Zekey's that was chosen wasn't his best (I personally thought his Alien Hominid was pretty wicked) but it was still original with creative use of the four colors, and all of them put mine to shame. Don't be down, we still loves you Zekey! The one I'd most like to wear though would probably be nathaniel's because of his demented style. There was a lot of other cool ones scattered in there like PVP-BoCS' and JunkyCow's amongst a few more that I think have already gotten mentioned. Anywho, I'm just glad there are some great artists here who I think did justice to the competition.

An homage to the brilliance that is David Firth who gained exposure for Salad Fingers on Newgrounds. Notice the little baby Salad Fingers is clutching his favorite rusty spoon! It's hard to see without the black background. So the black shirt is required for the unofficial 5th color of black much like how my "Join The Newgrounds Club" shirt is white for the white of the baby seal.

When you wear this shirt that wields a pun from the beginning of Newgrounds time hidden underneath a disguise so cute it hurts tons of hot chicks will flock to you and ask unknowingly, "Aww!!! I love that cute little seal on your shirt! How do I join the Newgrounds Club?" Then you can either choose to grin and say, "All you have to do is club my baby seal!" or you can save the doubly-offensive comment and your balls.

Hey, Tom. I dunno if you're still reading this thread... and most of what I wanted to say has already been said by all these other replies besides the ones that were like "HAY I GLAD U HAS SAD BUT WARE IS REDAZINE THAX DUD." But I just want you to know that Newgrounds is assome and the true fans will keep coming regardless of whether it's redesigned or not. We'll appreciate the redesign when it's here, but know that our love for Tom N Friends is unconditional, baby!

Newgrounds will always be successful as long as it maintains the 3 Cs that have always held it together:
Content, Community, and... Women. Yeah, we'll go with that...

And if it's true that maintaining the BBS is taking away a lot of time from the staff, maybe you could implement a sort of whistle system much like with comments on Flash submissions. This could let users flag spam and other evil content to make it easier for mods to find and flush out the shite. Sure that could be abused by flagging perfectly fine threads, but maybe you could have it alert the mods only once it has met a certain number of flags or implement whistle levels. Just throwing another random idea out there.

I can't imagine what it's like to run a BEHEMOTH (jaja) like Newgrounds and the kind of pressure involved, but take it from me, some random guy, yer doin great! You're looking at it from the viewpoint of the webmaster (ovusly), so you're nervous cuz this is what you do, but it's lookin good from here, mang!

Jeff, you are beautiful. This Akuma one is my fav. You'd think with how awesome your results are, they'd make it easier to do? (I haven't played the game, but from your description it sounds like a lot of in game custom logo editors) Wouldn't be too hard for them to add a paint tool...

Tom - My picture was late cuz I didn't think about the time zone difference until I posted... my bad! I hope you still got a chance to see it! And congrats!

Congrats to all the winners! And to all the awesome ones left out!

I thought there were too many DIRTY COCK pictures, so I decided to take the road less traveled... an original path, with a TWIST... by doing THE EXACT SAME THING AS EVARONE ELTS!

GL AND GARTZ DUDZ!

(This is at least on time in my time zone, but I really just wanted to participate)

I believe you missed this as well!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/363849

At 9/26/06 01:43 PM, TimFrommeyer wrote: Well as obviously pictured, his search for a better life has ended with the fact that his penis is now half a meter closer to his head which makes it possible for him to finally give himself head.

Oh, so it's his own penis! hahaha...

At 9/26/06 01:47 PM, TheAbominableMatt wrote: Bad Matt... BAD MATT

MUST TRY HARDER...

No, yours was really funny too with the socks comment... and that guy has a frickin beartrap ribcage!!!

At 9/26/06 03:32 PM, oddworth wrote: ryan the rulests=WIN!

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it, you sick freak!

At 9/26/06 04:02 PM, Monocrom wrote: Are we ever going to see some vaginas on the Art forum??

Did you see Ryan-Wolven's entry? Va-j all over the place! All kinds of genitals, more than you could ever imagine!!!

Very nice work, Kazzar. That definitely woulda been up there. I think I just got lucky and squeezed by this time... there's gunna be even more crazy competition next time.

Wow, I'm really honored that I got mentioned... there was a ton of great work and great artists in this thread. My fav right off the bat was JohnnyUtah's Frank. I was just afraid mine wasn't gunna get noticed at all after stupidly submitting it after Stamper's 2nd masterpiece. Just a few I'd like to comment on... (in order of appearance)

Stamper- I hate you because you're beautiful.
MadCow- Don't be upset you didn't get recognized, cuz it was at least appreciated. I thought your style was sweet... kinda reminded me of an animated movie or somethin... I wanna say Titan AE, but I've never seen that damn movie, so I don't know what the hell it reminds me of, but it's good haha
NM-Productions- Really cool and unique style... he seemed kinda pig-like... especially the penis, I know sow-cock when I see it
piggypup- Yours however, was not pigdick... but it was weird
mynamewontfitin- Very inspiring! I love how the farmer dude is mildly happy whilst his cock burster spreads joy-jizz to all of the children around the world! I thought yours was gunna be up there for sure... really unique style
KupaMan- How do you get your cock so shiny? Shoe-shiner? It's a beaut!
Doodler- I really hate you if that actually took a half of an hour... hell, I hate you anyway... the cock head accessories were definitely the highlight to this fucked-uppery!!!
bucher- Very funny! And such a cute penis! (Ladies- take note, men love to hear this line)
DanMalo- This is a really obscure reference, but for some reason, your picture reminded me of that Loopey show from Kablam! (old Nickelodeon show) I guess it's that whole flat style with shadow thing you had goin on
soupflavoredsoup- I think we all can say this was prolly the most impressive artwork in the thread
TimFrommeyer- Was this sposeda be like he was sticking his tongue out to catch snowflakes and then his tongue got stuck to a cockburster like a flagpole? Or does he just love cock so much that he can't help but lick even ones that just ended his life?
Bogswallop- Is that chestburster from Rocky and Bullwinkle? If so, then yes, you're doing it rite!
Kuro- also Kudos on the awesome Giger style!
Ryan-Wolven- I liked the sack-touch... the touch of the sack... no, YOUR touch on the sacks... ahh, you know what I mean... mmmyeah!
ds8181- This pic made me feel naughty... and I LIKED IT! Awesome style.
Funky-Chickin4eva- Reminds me kinda of... Tim Burton mixed with some book... hard to place, so I'll just say The Stinky Cheese Man cuz I read that when I was kid. Hurray!
BoMToons- Is he wearing clogs??? Maybe that explains his otherwise inexplicable joy!
XoSs- This really made me laugh a lot... I guess it was cuz he looks like he's dancing and just really digging the whole experience
deadspread83- Awesome. I think I had that same toy when I was a little boy.
DINNER1997- When I saw this I almost just stopped working... pure beauty... I don't know why, but the penis makes me think of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas... and don't worry about your unfixed version being posted, still quite awesome... oh, I also love how his mustache is so amazing it seems to just entirely take the place of his upper jaw! Haha!
MiddleFingerRings- Thank you for starting this madness!!!
Sweatpants- Funniness! It was kinda sick how fast you pumped all 3 of those out... just goes to show, you're probably the sickest of all of us, which is why you won. Your style reminds me of the Where's Waldo books, not only because of the artistic style, but because of how there is so much shit going on that you have to really look closely to catch it all.
deadspread83- You are fucking sick! I love you! Your caption really made me laugh.
UberBarista- Noice! I did look at the art you based that on, but yours was better... cuz.... cock
Vegeton- Very funny caption! I thought your picture would have been better with a better angle of the cock, but then I realized that Galactus has no other angle!
Bug- I'm sorry you didn't get anything, I thought it was fantastic! You were my overall choice to win, the zombie-penis thing was totally doin it for me! And so fittingly titled!!!
station6- You made going to hell worth it for this picture
Supi- Who wasn't like "Oh shit" when this 3D animated pic came around... I thought you had it, nice work!
JimmySavage- Did that guy just happen to walk upon that crazy situation and decided to join in on the mad crazy hot sick action?

Oh, and, uhh... style... cuz I didn't use that word enough. Sorry, I kinda saved all my comments up until after I posted my pic. I basically spent all of the free time that I wasn't using to look at all of your beautiful submissions this past week working on my stupid picture with a mouse. I also thought it was pretty cool that 3 of the winners (Sweatpants, ds8181, and I) were all first-time posters. So mission accomplished on bringing more to the family! And what a fucked up sexy family it is.

You think just because I don't have a chance of winning this contest I'm not going to contribute to its hilarious beauty? Ohhh, no sir!!!

"It's for the contest..." Bruno told her.
Ahh, what gal wouldn't kill to be Betsy?
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