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the real obama is really a more evolved form of bush!!!!

At 2/14/10 10:14 PM, LeNoir wrote: How many medals do they have now? 1?
Fucking fail, on their home turf.

oh were you dissing canada? I couldnt hear you over my health care benefits.

At 2/14/10 09:22 PM, Falconpunchr wrote: You know, thats probably not a boner. He's just black

well, then, if thats not a boner..... OMFG WTF?????

At 2/14/10 09:00 PM, Poonmonkey1 wrote:
Even if he hadn't drawn on it the lady on the left is still covering part of the guy's leg

easy, draw a bit of grayish white there.

maybe add in the drawing too, since its just pointing out the big dick, and still creates the OMG feeling in any place.

what do you think he's watching???

the family channel, they have SO MANY gay shows

when thinking of slavery, you think of african people working their asses off working for bad people. but, what if we use slavery for the bad people? like criminals, who could serve a month of slavery (or just being a servant who always listens to da mastars commands).

thanks alot

At 12/22/09 11:40 AM, poxpower wrote:
Yeah you sound uninformed as hell.

u sound as ignorant as hell

im in desperate need of popular programs or websites excluding videogames. (say newgrounds, facebook, msn, youtube, google....) besides that i dont know any more :'(

just post some names of places like that that werent posted before, itll help alot guys thx!!!!!

At 12/22/09 11:54 AM, RussianGiant wrote: well that's in the decades before, not now. that info's too old.
and yes, i know because every year the snow came earlier and temperatures became colder than last year.

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sorry for double

well that's in the decades before, not now. that info's too old.
and yes, i know because every year the snow came earlier and temperatures became colder than last year.

''the new ground'' :D

global statistics are showing that instead of the plant warming up like we thought with the global warming idea, it is cooling down (i live in Canada so i DEFINITELY know this).
Let's jump back to the comet that killed the dinosaurs.
This meteor, or comet, didnt just kill all of the dinosaurs outright, but killed a lot at the impact and the rest later.
How?
the gasses from the meteor covered the earth, blocking out the sun and therefor, freezing the Earth, which annihilated the dinosaurs and led to the age of mammals.

the human species almost got extinct once!!!
How?
there are only a few super volcanoes in the world, but if any one explodes, it would cause major damage and destruction across the world, including long term weather changes, something like A MINI ICE AGE caused by the gases from the super volcano that erupted.
evidence of that was associated with this is here.

you get me now?

At 12/11/09 07:09 PM, COMboy112 wrote:

-The 9/11 attacks are a cause of racist attacks on Muslims that were simply sporting a beard, Frat boys paint their faces red, white and blue and constantly shout "U.S.A! U.S.A!" Jingoism comes and take the place of patroitism. 150,000 people die everyday, yet we only weep for only a mere 3,000 more.

we're sad cuz those 3 thousand people are richer that those poor 150,000 people....

a true atheist simply minds his own buisiness. atheism means that you simply do not believe in god, not oppose him.
i mind my own buisiness, but i hate it when people force their belief into one another.
atheism means you simply dont care.

i am commandor yoori!!!

my school is such a dumbass, that they block the sites that dont have games, and leave most of the ones that do, like facebook, mofunzone, armorgames, and others!
for porn, they're good at blockin D:
for viruses, idk :\
anyways, my school is a dumbass, but im happy cuz every once in a while i can rest assured knoing i hav games that i cud play :D

At 11/27/09 12:20 AM, Korriken wrote:

communism is also what brought USSR to the ground. the government control of everything seems like a fantastic idea, but those who worship the golden altar of communism forget 1 major thing. A person's decision making is limited to his knowledge. Not many politicians know much about things like farming, and what people want and need in different parts of the same country, or even state. You tell me, in Louisiana, to grow a crop that doesn't do well in hot and humid environments, and I'm going to question your sanity.

but then again, things like logic are fallacies and only the almighty government knows what is best for you, despite what you may think or believe.

USSR was starved to death by it's enemies, who had more control than anyone over trade.
Communism isnt always the classic stalin image. it all depends on the leader. a wise leader listen's to what the person in charge of something like farming tells him.
ex. '' here is a map of the most suitable areas for crop growing, use it''. ''why thank u ____ this is useful stuff''.
China did this, and look at them! now they have the all mighty North America on their knees!

what brought down USSR was them isolating themselves, and the starvation tactics used by their enemies, not communism!!!

if i was say, a big country with lots of resources, but in the wrong place, like russia or canada, i would say a slightly more strict policy, so that people can be moved to the right place, more industry jobs, and more economic growth.

At 7/30/09 05:05 AM, Brass wrote: First thing to come to mind :3

ROFL!

At 7/30/09 07:46 AM, ReligiousZoo wrote:
Yes it is, but why would a forum moderator take supposedly illegal action against a group of teenagers, he could get a heavier charge.

if the FBI didn't charge the DD for attacking the BBS, then they wont even notice a few prank calls. the FBI has fuckin murders and drug wars to take care of!

At 7/17/09 01:05 AM, Masterzakk wrote:

Most of the time me and my acquintences would pick on the retarded and talked about how much they would like to kill them.

So because a select few highschool kids agree with you, you think everyone in the world will go kill retarded/disabled people???

are your friends even real? i'd like to see 1 post of a level 10 or above nger who agrees with your ideas. because currently, your idea that everyone agrees with you is failing, because every post that has been written besides yours disagrees with your idea.

At 7/16/09 09:36 PM, Masterzakk wrote: Social sciences (and just knowing) states the fact that there is a huge possiblity that retarded parents will give retarded off spring. Also my case here is that we should kill the child (I'll give it about 5 or so years to see it actually is retarded rather than just a slow learner). To help the parents from taking care of something that society and themselves don't love.

FUCK
YOU!

i only snapped out of autism at 8 motherfuck! and im not posting shit like this!!!

At 7/16/09 09:10 PM, Masterzakk wrote: The act of keeping diseased people and the like from giving birth and killing them can help our people evolve. Pretty much everyone agrees with me whenever two stupid people get together and have children they will have a retarded child. Science supports this ideallogy. From a moral standpoint I cannot see how it is bad for us to kill the weak because it helps keep humanity strong. To some people this is a necassary "evil" (evil means live so be evil). Thus if we kill the weak and the sick (people with aids and other diseases) our blood will be clean (not pure) and can normally resist diseases.

the no stupid people having birth is about 1950's and 1960's science maybe 1970. but this science has been proven wrong long ago, i only know that the idea was discredited long ago, but i don't know much about it.

plus your clean blood part is nonsense.
say, a baby is put in one of those giant anti-germ bubbles (you know what a bubble boy is right?), and then after a year of living in a bubble he's released into the real world, which has germs. things like the common flu might kill him! because he didn't have the chance to grow any resistance because he never dealt with the common flu while he was in that bubble.
and YOUR idea, tries to put us into that bubble, thinking that it would build resistance and help us evolve our immune system, but really, isolating people from diseases would de-evolutionizing their immune system. while diseases would continue to evolve, (they can still infect animals).

AND THEN HOW WILL WE SURVIVE PRETTY BOY????

At 5/12/09 11:20 PM, jAk88 wrote: There is a reason why torture cannot be used in a court of law.

the only place i can imagiine torture to be used is as a punishmeny such as murder of over 5 people.

At 6/7/09 02:41 AM, Iron-Claw wrote:
They are one in the same. If you oppose gay marriage you are a homophobe. You sir, are a homophobe, you said it yourself, you find homosexuals creepy. And sex is an integral part of any long term relationship, at least that's the way it should be about love. The latter remains to be seen, do you get off on two women going at it? Yes or no?

i have never said homosexuals are creepy. Seeing 2 men together at a wedding is creepy (to me at least).
i never said i opposed gay marriage in my comment either, i just said it seems creepy to me. so i'm saying do what you want, just don't do it in front of me, and no i'm not a homophobe, because if someone says they are homo then i wont run away or be nervous, i just don't enjoy 2 men kissing each other in their wedding.

plus, there is a difference between people of the same gender having sex and people of the same gender together at a wedding don't you think?

you also commented on gay sex, not gay marriage so your comment didn't have anything to do with this topic except that it's about homosexuals, period.

At 6/3/09 09:58 PM, bgraybr wrote:

Note: This is just some idea that a fifteen-year-old thought up.

Why not ban weapons? Because things will eventually end up like this (yes, the articles about 4 years old but it's still relevant).

i would ban all guns. no civilian use except for army or hunting purposes.
i see no purpose in having a gun except for killing somebody, not self defence.