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At 11/23/09 02:58 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:

At 11/23/09 02:57 PM, Rudy wrote: Service Temporarily Unavailable
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I hope that means the end of that damn site...

Works for me.

Gr. It's working for me now too. :(

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I hope that means the end of that damn site...

At 11/23/09 01:39 PM, redsN64 wrote: have you gotten a reply to this email? If not... maybe they actually did it.

No reply yet. Let's wait. I'm just having fun making them look like a dumbass.

Get jumper cables, and rejump the car using another car, or power box. It's most likely the battery just died.

There was a website called, MileySaveFuzzy.com, regarding someone threatening to murder and consume their cat, Fuzzy if Miley Cyrus DID NOT answer their plea and recreate her Twitter account. However, yesterday was the deadline of Fuzzy's life, and Miley Cyrus did not create her account.

On the website, they pleaded that they used Euthanasia to kill the cat, and then they later consumed it afterwards. Luckily, the loophole of the story, which proved it to be a hoax was obvious. If an animal was put down using Euthanasia, you cannot consume the species due to the poisonous drug to be in their system. However, if you do consume the animal, you are putting your life at risk, and you will most likely die.

In regards to the predicament, I decided to have some fun and send a little email over to the website's main contact email, and I sent the following message:

Hello there,

I have seen your website, and it seems as if you went through with it and killed, and consumed your pet, Fuzzy. However, you used the Euthanasia technique to put your cat to sleep, but there is fault in your story. A loop-hole if you must, and it honestly puts your whole story to the hoax that it is, and proves that you were obviously making this up the whole time.

If you used euthanasia to put down your feline, Fuzzy then you would NOT be able to consume the feline of any nature. Euthanasia is a practice where you use a drug to end the species life. In your story, you speak of a clear transparent liquid in a vile that has finished your feline's demise. However, this such a practice would release drugs in the feline's body, and could KILL you if you consumed it. If you used this drug; the muscles, the tissue, and all of the cat's body would be filled with this drug, making it not able to even eat. Rest assure, if you did consume it -- Seek a doctor, because you will die due to it.

The practice is simple, and it was a practice recommended to the slaughterhouses in the United States, regarding the pigs and cows being treated poorly and killed. However, this practice was not considered since the meat would be spoiled with poison and could kill the consumers whom purchase the product. That's why slaughterhouses uses the practices of cutting the throat of an animal or something similar of that nature.

I hope Fuzzy is alright, and I hope your cry of attention was fulfilled. Your story might have hurt a lot of animal lovers, and might have caused a bit of commotion, but thank god it's done, and thankfully, this is a hoax. I am 100% sure that this is a hoax.

It's common sense, and if you did consume this feline, then seek a doctor immediately. It's a shame that you didn't have a more sensible approach at the feline's end. I'm glad you did use this approach though because now it shows your story was a fluke. I apologize for your "need" for Miley Cyrus to have a Twitter account, but this is NOT a way to approach a celebrity to bring back their Twitter. Especially, if you THREATEN them with the life of living creature. Your approach was CRUEL and inappropriate. I don't care if it's LEGAL in your country or whatever you say: Ending the life of a creature for the satisfaction of Miley Cyrus making a Twitter account is obviously disgusting, corrupt, and cruel.

I believe you should seek help from a psychiatrist or a friend to talk to, because you obviously need mental help or correction.

Enjoy your day, Stranger and tell Fuzzy that I said Hello.

Take care,
-Sean

The website is quite disturbing, and not very amusing. Their cry for attention was rather pathetic, but I personally believe this is still a hoax. What do you guys think? Did you hear anything regarding it?

Discuss.

I hate viruses.

I'm working on my part now, but can I redo the menu? I think it looks rather sloppy to be honest...

Just popping in to say I'll start showing some previews sometime soon ^-^

Whether you make this collab or not, I'm still bringing back my collab.

Sweet. Thank you. I'll have a preview in upcoming days.

At 9/29/09 07:29 AM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: Sorry, I was lead to believe you had canceled it. I was going to PM you, but you weren't on and I couldn't wait. I'm sorry if you hadn't canceled it.

Read the last post in the thread. It stated that I postponed it. I would have announced if I canceled it.

Are you still going to go through with this collab using MY idea?

give me a part ;)

Honestly, the respectful thing to do would be to ask for my permission to use the idea, and re-create the collab. It's kinda rude to use someone else's collab idea, without their permission. Whether it was "canceled" or not (which is wasn't)... but still.

Sorry if I'm coming off a bit rude, but I still plan on creating this collab.

To clear things up, I never canceled it. I postponed it.

I was planning of resurrecting it this January.

....

At 9/18/09 02:04 AM, fluffkomix wrote: y'know, tomorrow will be exactly one month from the last time kayn was last seen on the forums.

what happened?

More like...what ever happened to Lord-Sonx?

Getting Back Into The Flash Scene...

So, I've been wanting to get back into the Flash Scene for a while. It's been months since I've even opened up Flash, and today for the first time, I started doodling around and testing a few things. I was curious if anyone were interested in making some sort of game, or short animation with me, to get me back into the flash scene?

I'd prefer creating a little mini-game, but anything works fine. If anyone is interested, Send me a PM or respond to the post. I'm hoping someone would like too.

By the way, if we're making a game, I'd need a coder. I don't do actionscript, I'm art. :)

What has Newgrounds turned into......

I fucking hate stupid ass threads.

"A Mockery of Teenage Depression

One depressed teenager says to the other, "I love you."
The other says it back, then that night he cries and kills himself.

A depressed teenager has many friends, a good girlfriend, great parents, knows how to play the guitar, piano, and drums, gets good grades, and has a warm place to sleep.
He hates his life, so he cries and kills himself.

A teenagers mind works in an interesting way. He sort of likes it.
But then he cries and kills him self.

A depressed teenager can't make any friends.
So he cries and shoots up the school.

Three teenagers are stranded on a deserted island. They quickly begin to hate each other.
So they cry and kill themselves.

A depressed teenager thinks he knows what love feels like and he feels lucky about it.
Then he cries and kills himself.

A depressed teenager gets an "F" in English class. His parents ground him. During the second weekend he spends in his house grounded, he starts to realize he is insignificant and his life is worthless, so he does drugs and kills himself... crying.

My name is Brian. I am the hottest guy in school.
But I cried and killed myself.

I am Pastor John. A depressed teenager came to me crying about his depression.
I told him to accept god and become a Christian. So he cried and killed himself.

A depressed teenager develops a personal relationship with a teacher via going to that teacher about his depression. The teacher really cares about that student and wants to help him through his depression. But then the teenager cried and killed himself.

My name is Joanne. I am a social worker. This morning when I woke up, I found teenagers hanging from trees... dead...
I was not surprised.

I am the Amazon Rain Forest. Every tree in me represents a depressed teenager.
Haha- Just kidding. There are way more depressed teenagers than that.

Depressed teenager: Knock-Knock
Friendly neighbor: Who's there?
Depressed teenager: (Cuts his wrists and drops dead crying)

A depressed teenager has a dream he dies in a plane crash. Upon waking up and realizing this was all a dream he cries and kills himself.

-- Well all teenagers are depressed, and it's a huge drag. It's just the way it is. So why no laugh about it."

-Written By: Mike Bochey (A friend of mine.)

Hello everyone :)

I'm gonna start animating again, but I lost my tablet pen. I'll try to find it eventually..... Who wants to send me a replacementttt? :)

Oh hey........

http://www.elerush.com/index.asp

I want to buy some products from there but I think it's not legit. :/

What ever happened to Authorblues anyway? He was so handsome (:

I've been short on money recently, so maybe I'll take up the offer. I'll submit a .swf file sometime soon. I'll be expecting the cash as well as soon as possible.

For safety reasons, I'm going to only give you a demo version of the .swf first, when it's complete. It will contain a watermark and the .swf file will be locked with a password. When you pay the money, I will remove the watermark and hand the original work to you.

I'm hoping you're not cheating anyone out here -- because that's just not right.

At 5/28/09 09:59 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: Pics?

Look below :)

At 5/28/09 10:01 PM, Hedzshot01 wrote: we're not Ebay mate, go onto ebay and you'd probaly get more then what your asking for.

I don't have an ebay account :(

At 5/28/09 10:03 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Just make a bunch of noob collabs with the NG API on them, eventually it'll have to supersede $200.00, plus you get to keep your camera.

Haha, I don't have that time, nor do I really want to spam the portal ;)

At 5/28/09 10:05 PM, Vociferousmime wrote: Oh, thats funny.

I could have sworn I typed newgrounds in my address bar, not craigslist.

Oh real funny. I just need extra recognition.

At 5/28/09 10:08 PM, Leidolfr wrote: also, wher'd you steal it? i dont care, just wondering...

I didn't steal it. I decided to sell it since I'm not using anymore since my girlfriend bought me a newer camera for Christmas. So I decided to just sell this, and put it to good use since I'm short on cash.

Hello,

I'm selling a JVC GR-D395 Mini DV Digital Camcorder that I have purchased about over a year or so ago. It's in rather good condition, besides a few scratches on the bottom labeling of the model. It's Velcro strap is a bit worn as well. It records good quality, and is a good camcorder to record family related events, birthdays, weddings, etc. Only used a few times.

I'm selling the model for $200.00, and the price it's selling on Amazon.com is roughly around $500 -- It's an older model, but it's pretty good for basic recording. You're saving a good 300$

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Description in detail of the Jvc gr-d395U.
GR-D395

1/6-inch 680k pixel CCD (Number of effective pixels: 340k pixels for moving pictures, 340k pixels for stills)
520 Lines of Resolution
Powerful Optical Zoom (32x)
32x Optical Zoom/800x Digital Zoom
16:9 Video Mode (High Quality)
2.5" LCD
Clear LCD Monitor
HG Digital Stills (640x480-pixel)
Color Viewfinder
Live Slow for Slow Motion Effect with Real Time Sound
High Power Data Battery
Remote Control included
Auto Illumi. Light
AUTO Button
Power-Linked Operation
Multi-Language On-Screen (7-language)
DV In/Out
NightAlive

* Features 1/6-inch 680,000 pixel CCD, 32x optical zoom and 800x digital hyper-zoom
* Illumi-Light mode illuminates dark scenes and Live Slow mode records in slow motion with real-time audio
* Easy-to-read 2.5-inch LCD color monitor
* One-touch auto feature for manual to automatic operation
* Includes a full-function remote and three-hour data battery
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====================
You are purchasing a JVC GR-D395 Mini DV Digital Camcorder with a few scratches on bottom service and a Velcro strap that's a bit worn. Great performance, and includes the original CDs, and original remote and box (if I can find)! Battery is included as well.

At 5/27/09 12:12 AM, fluffkomix wrote: .....dear god rudy please tell me you're joking. tell me you aren't being serious.

i'm not giving pointers until i figure out whether or not this was a joke.

lol. it was that bad huh?

WHO WANTS TO BE MY CODER FROM NOW ON? lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

New Game I'm Working On

I'm really new to action script, and I've been reading a few tutorials and I created a Mario Star Shooter Game. You can play the beat below; What do you think? Add pointers before I submit. Do you think it's sponsorship worthy? Etc.

Play BETA now

At 5/26/09 10:14 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: I got an idea.

1. Go to ebay
2. Copy the link to the product
3. Make a blog post
4. !

I don't have an ebay account, nor do I have money to set up one.

Hello everyone,

I have decided to sell a few items of mine. The following items I am currently selling is my old tablet that I had a while back. It broke a while back, and Tom Fulp donated a new one too me. My friend borrowed it and got it refurnished and fixed. The problem was the USB wire chord got messed up, but it's replaced and works perfectly fine.

Another item I'm selling is my JVC Camcorder that sells for $400.00, but I'm selling it for $250.00. Check out the ads over at craigs list at the links below:

Wacom Tablet Graphire (6X8) - View Here
JVC GR-D395 Mini DV Digital Camcorder - View Here

For the Wacom Tablet, I wanted to hold a giveaway to someone that really needs it, but this is my alternative at the moment. It's 50 dollars off, and hopefully someone who has the cash can purchase it and enjoy it.

Also, if needed, I would setlle for $125 for the tablet as well. This is $75 dollars off!

If you are interested, Please PM me with contact information. And if you want to pay via paypal, you may do so. I will not rip you off. All the staff knows all my contact information, if I even tried to and I'd be taken down in a second. lmao. If you decide to do local pickup, I'll do that, but if you want anything sent -- Shipping and handling will be charged.

Thank you.

Try reinstalling the software. That could be the problem. :)