An aardvarck?
An anteater?
A Walrus?

So, I'm working on a guitar tuner gizmo, and I need a code to play a sound clip when a button is released. I know it's probably a very simple code, but I know basically nothing about AS.

You would be better off not using scenes at all, just do frames.

At 6/8/08 11:25 AM, Resolution wrote: Ah I think you're talking about the V-Cam.
Enjoy.

Oh my god, you just made me a very happy man. Thanks for posting that, I've been looking for something like that for a LOOOONG time.

Basically, the best way to celebrate would be to go buy a nice big Garcia-Vega or a Romio y Julieta and buy some adult toys.

At 6/2/08 11:41 PM, ForumNazi wrote: anyone have any besides the usuall child without eyes one?

Someone being fucked with a knife?

At 6/2/08 09:59 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: As stupid as it is, he has excellent stage presence and excellent talent for such a young kid. He has great potential.

Stage presence means nothing if the music you are presenting is dildos.

Add another tick mark in my "Skwisgaar references" record.

At 6/2/08 11:06 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote:

At 6/2/08 11:02 PM, Del-Toro wrote:

At 6/2/08 09:50 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: Being killed by Arthur Dent.
Again...
And Again...

nice, I wonder how many people actually get that reference

Across the universe sucks.

Dude....that amazing reference totally went over your head. Do yourself a favor and read "The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide" cover to cover.

Having barbed wire forced in and out of every orifice in your body.

Or being held ten feet above a campfire sized flame until you die from dehydration and overheating.

*Hides as the stampedes of Mod's come to baleet this*

At 6/2/08 09:29 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Don't be too quick to judge. You don't know what's going on in someone's life enough to judge whether they should come to an internet community to get help.

I can respect that, I just think that people shouldn't let the internet replace real friendship.

I definitely know where you're coming from, and also I want to say....

That is what a response should look like. Discussions should always have two sides....

And NO "omg ur teh sux gtfo" doesn't count as taking a side in a conversation.

At 6/2/08 09:06 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: ZOMGF!!!!!!1!1!!75481

Zombie oh my god fuck?

Basically, I've noticed at least twenty to thirty new self-help topics at this forum everyday, and I must say, I find this a serious problem in the progression of the human race.

People are coming to Newgrounds and posting topics seeking help with their lives, soliciting such help from people who are probably going to respond "U sux" or "Learn to speak english better." There was once a time when people seeked help from friends and family, and they would grow closer because they knew they could entrust one another with such things.

Something bad is happening with the human race. We are letting strangers on the internet replace human friendship and love. I've read studies that say that humans in general are becoming more reclusive and hateful. I blame this on people replacing friendship with people on internet forums.

Don't get me wrong, I love the internet. This isn't an attack on the internet. I'm just saying people shouldn't be bringing their personal problems to people they hardly know, and it's causing people to become more and more antisocial.

So here's my advice for those who often come to these places for advice.....find a friend, and get to know him or her. I mean...REALLY know him or her. Then you'll have someone you can confide stuff like this in. That's what we used to call FRIENDSHIP.

Soooo........

Why are you pissed off that they blew up some toilets? Were the toilets your friends? What were their names?

Was anybody hurt? Did anyone cry? So why is this not a prank and just "bad"? Is this not one of the most common pranks pulled at schools across the world?

Did I actually manage to respond to your post with nothing but a series of questions?

At 6/2/08 08:57 PM, Guest8792 wrote: George W. will decide that those chinese sons of a bitches are going down, so we launch a nuke at china.

Does W have a personal store of Nukes? You realize W's not going to be in office then right?

Basically, that's something you have to sort out yourself. I don't see why getting hungry would be a problem, weed increases your heart rate and temporarily ups your metabolism. If you get in trouble, that's your own problem for not being sneaky enough.

So, I just finished reading "I Am the Messenger" by Markus Zusak. This book basically changed my life. Has anyone else read this?

Alright, it's been at least three or four weeks, if this collab isn't ready in two more weeks, I'm pulling out and posting mine as a solo short. Seriously, this is ridiculous. This thing should be done by now, I mean, a month for a collab?

Woot, it's the end of the school year!

Okay, so a couple weeks ago my brother bought Portal, and I tried to install it on my computer. I had never heard of STEAM, and the computer I was installing it on (the only computer I have that can run it) did not have an internet connection. It wouldn't let me install, so I brought all of my computer shit out to the living room, hooked it up to the internet, and tried again. STEAM installed okay, but when I went to install Portal, STEAM said the activation code had already been used, even though my brother had already uninstalled Portal from his computer (he was running a Macbook with a partitioned drive with Vista on it, and Portal wouldn't play on it for some reason.)

Now, why doesn't STEAM include a phone number I can call to have the activation code reset, or so they can give me a new one? This $20 is now pretty much rendered useless all because of this STEAM bullshit.

Why do we even need it? I happen to like running my games with the CDs. I don't even want this STEAM shit.

FUCK STEAM.

What's your favorite beer brands?

Light: Corona.

Dark: Guinness.

I don't like to squat, I'm always nervous I'm gonna get shit all over my pants, so when I go camping I shit standing up. What I do is press my back against a rock wall to stabilize myself, then a put my feet out far enough so that I'm sure I won't shit on myself, then let 'er rip.

I hate that Smiley banner ad that they always place at the top of the page, and whenever you roll over it with your mouse it goes "HELLOOOOOO????" really loud.

At 5/19/08 07:26 PM, BitchWeed wrote: That's because you ARE really stupid.

That may be true, but now I feel even more stupid.

Lol. I'm not as stupid as you think. See how I use correct punctuation and capitilization?

So, on Friday my mom ordered Oblivion for me from Amazon (I would have gotten it from a game store, but I need it for PC, and none ofthe stores I went to had it for PC.) It was supposed to get here today, and today when I got home there was a package from Amazon on the table. I opened it furiously, imagining myself finally playing Oblivion.

Then, there it was. I could faintly see the back of the box through the bubble wrap. I lifted the bubble wrap, tore away the thin layer of foam, and....

It was not Oblivion. It was two books. Now I feel really stupid.

At 5/19/08 12:08 PM, Superbun wrote:

At 5/19/08 11:52 AM, MrMacro wrote:

At 5/19/08 11:49 AM, Superbun wrote: btw: I dont have a main character

Doesn't sound like much of a movie. What's it about if there is no main character?

well its about the whole army army againts the aliens, theire is sort ofa main character, but I havent included him in the movie at the moment. now please people, can we stop discussiing my movie! and can i have some serious suggetions please

Well, this is the kind of stuff we need to know. How are we going to make a suggestion at how it ends, if we don't even know what the rising action and climax are.

By my calculations, if this collab were made, it would be about 17 minutes and 13 seconds long....

17:13.

I don't know about you, but to me that's an EXTREMELY long movie, and an EXTREMELY large movie file.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge D fan, but maybe you should try having each person animate one stanza of a song, and make it a series of one song collabs.

At 5/15/08 07:27 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote:

At 5/15/08 07:21 AM, HarraH wrote:

At 5/15/08 07:12 AM, ghostface619 wrote: "Sprite employee jailed for dealing coke"

Haha I get it I get it!

I dont, Coca Cola Amatil owns Sprite

Umm....you realize they don't own Sprite, they just bottle it right? The Coca-Cola Company produces Sprite. If you read the headline a little closer, you would realize the coke he's referring to is different from what you're thinking.

Okay, so apparently none of the pretentious assholes in the art forum are going to help me out, so I brought my request here. You guys are probably some of the best artists on Newgrounds anyway.

I need someone to help with my band's (Rubber Band Method) logo. Right now, I have two versions of the logo. One with a white background and one with a black background. The logo is the letters "RBM". I need someone to wrap a rubberband around the letters, with the words "RUBBER BAND METHOD" printed on the rubberband. Whoever can succesfully do this will get a thanks in the album booklet and a copy of the album when it comes out (I'm shooting for late summer-early fall.)

Here are both versions of the logo, I need the rubber band around both versions.

White Background

Black Background

P.S. We drew both of these with flash.

Okay, I was hoping one of you ever talented artists would help me out (unfortunately, Im a terrible drawer)

I need someone to help with my band's (Rubber Band Method) logo. Right now, I have two versions of the logo. One with a white background and one with a black background. The logo is the letters "RBM". I need someone to wrap a rubberband around the letters, with the words "RUBBER BAND METHOD" printed on the rubberband. Whoever can succesfully do this will get a thanks in the album booklet and a copy of the album when it comes out (I'm shooting for late summer-early fall.)

Here are both versions of the logo, I need the rubber band around both versions.

Black Background

White Background