A blonde goes into a shop and says "can i have that tv over there" and the shopkeeper says "no, you're blonde" so the blonde goes and dyes her hair pink with a bit of blonde showing and asks for the same tv again and is and is again told "no, you're blonde" so she dyes her hair completely brown, noi blonde showing at all and asks for the same tv and is again told "no, you're bolnde" and she says "How can you tell?" and the shop keeper says "because this is a washing machine shop"
lol

What do you call 100 nuns in a shop? Virgin Megastore.

That's cool. Thanks for telling me, i appreciate it.

What is the number 1 most popular on Newgrounds. The one with the most views because i'd like to watch it. The most popular one flash i've seen is orgasm girl (which is #3) but what is #1

Sorry i was asleep
You can look now (implying that one of them was really gross)
I feel ill now
Wow! praying does work
Now you will die!
Move! i'm watching tv

I could think of better ones but since i've posted on this thread numerous times now i'v run out of funny things to say. Once again, apologies if someone has already said one of these, i can't be arsed going thorough 28 other pages (or learning how to spell through (if it's right how i just spelt it))

I payed £1 on a star wars podracer arcade game, led the whole thing but lost it on the last corner and finished 2nd but i was still extremly happy because that was the highest i ever finished. I still haven't finished first on that game. I'm like that F1 racing driver Lewis Hamilton, i always finish in the top 3 but never first :-(
It was definatly the best quid i ever spent because it made me happy and even better, the game cost 50p so i got a second go, but then i finished 3rd, i still led half of the race though.

This whole colour thing doesnt bother me because i'm probably going stick to my blue anyway but that's not the point, what i want to know is: Tom mentioned something about launching a redesign, what's that supposed to mean? i he changing Newgrounds or something?

Shit! my boyfriend's back.
That goat smelt bad
I still prefer masturbation
I still hate you
I pefered my dad
I prefered your dad
Leave my house NOW!!!

Sorry if any of those have already been used, i'm not going through 20 other pages because i'm lazy

I don't know what the fuck we're all talking about anyway.

This one might have been used by now, but i can't be arsed searching 20 other pages so meh.

I said he's dead.

I have plenty more ideas if any one wants them (lol)

Shit it's fallen off

who are you again!!

Jesus it was fake!

At 12/24/06 11:18 PM, StickFiguresAreSexy wrote: Mexicans are too high, they would be in permanent slow motion and you would have too break their legs before they could get hit with a knife

That's a very good point, and then you could have a blood orgy with them while throwing knives and smoking your hemp clothes

I bet it's quite cool being the only guy on level 30 and being ranked #1. Pimp better enjoy it because eventually, i'm going to be there. Did you read that pimp? i'm going to be ranked #1 sooner or later, (cue evil laughter)

Gyrados with the Hyper beam and thrash seems to own everyone instantly on the games, but it's irritating how you have to recharch afterwards.
Hey Spammie, i also bought the Magikarp from the weird-o by mt moon. I regret it because it was uselless and i ended up catching a Gyrados anyway.

Too right, Gyrados is fucking ace. The red one on pokemon Gold would eat Bulbasaur. Having said that Bulbasaur is a cool pokemon.
And why the hell is there a thread about pokemon? Once those cards went off and people lost intrest, Pokemon just seemed to lose it's glory days. Yes i'm proud to have 4 level 100 pokemon on Gold (Gyrados, Ho-oh, Snorlax and Lugia) but c'mon.

Pussy, afraid? that's a bit unnecearry (yes, bad spelling) but yes i agree you should call your doctor, don't go the same way as my father and be in hospital.

How's that going to help? (lol)

Yeah, my dad had to have an operation on his eye because of his lens and it was red and sore, i'd be careful if i were you.

This is irritating me, i'm sitting on my arse drinking coffee, reading that Tom Fulp died in a car accident, and then i read that it's a lie and he's alive. Will someone PLEASE tell me straight, if he's dead or not and if he is, where does newgrounds go from here?