At 6/3/06 02:17 AM, JohnSwartze wrote: That's great. Now go to time-out, mister.

Aww, Time out isn't very fun :(

That's the stupidest idea i have ever heard, go eat a dead rat smothered in your moms urine you poor escuse of an internet user.

Yeah thats right, lets start it right here, right now.

:D

Thats not queen, thats flock of seagulls! I Ran, or whatever

Isnt that the flock of seagulls song? I ran, or something like that

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see me in your pants!

At 3/6/06 12:09 AM, Cloudy_One wrote: Clue for Sega 2:

It has "Sun" in the subtitle, and is part of a celebrated (by nerds) franchise of games.

Golden sun?

and of course Animal Nukem: Duke Crossing

River City Ninja Turtles: Ransom in Time

Chuck Norris Super Kicks (for atari 2600 i think)

It made chuck norris look like a stupid pixelated werdo, no one does that to chuck norris, the creator deserves a roundhouse kick to the face!

Id be going to the Bears Asshole section of the Garry' Mod forums.

Oh do me do me!

with all the new pokemon, the old ones have no jobs, so squile has resorted to pimping his jigglypuff hos.

Everyone, we must act quickly! I just heard rumours from Jerry Springer himself that an alien lifeform that resembles rubber chickens is planning a takeover of earth! Alert everyone, build a bombshelter, do whatever is necessary!! Everyone must prepare for the evil galactic chicken takeover!
Ill attach an image of My sister's, cousin's, boyfriend's, Dad's, neice's, friend's, dog's, vetrenarian, who was lucky to have caught one of these beasts, and is interrogating it as we speak. Ill keep you posted on this dillemma.

At 12/16/05 10:32 AM, -MinimaN- wrote: the BBS is not a personal help service..

The BBS can be whatever the hell you want it to be! Hell, its could be Dating service if you wanted it to!

Now to be a little more on topic, Does she know you like her or what? If not, what i do is get people to tell the person that i like them without telling them that i told them to tell them to tell the person i like them (Holy crap i hope that makes sense, and yes, its quite a childish way to let someone know you like them) anyways, make them know somehow that you like the person, and if they totally ignore you after that, then they are dumb XD

Good luck with your lady friend :D

At 12/16/05 09:50 AM, Original_SHM wrote: The actor who played as Napoleon Dynamite is dead you know that right?

Are you retarded? hes not dead, that was just a stupid rumour that went around

At 10/18/05 06:36 PM, NeoVince wrote: I hear Ultimate Spiderman is easy. One or two daays tops to beat it.

Ya i have that, its horrible dont get it, tooke me a day and a half to beat it, spiderman 2 is much better, only for consoles though, spiderman 2 for PC is horrible!

At 8/4/05 02:09 PM, Wolf_Boy_300 wrote: Oh I nearly forgot. I nearly completed Earthbound so it was quite easy as well. I mean the one for SNES, not the NES. The NES is crap.

The NES is not crap!!! I have 36 NES games and ive beaten all of them (the ones that CAN be beaten that is) the hardest one probobly being Time Lord, or Amagon (not so much hard, but frusterating)

At 10/23/05 09:03 PM, affejunge wrote: Views on skateboarding!

Personally not one of my favourite things to do considering everyone I know that is a skater can only wear baggy clothes, over-sized shoes and say "bitch". They can barely stand on the board without falling, let alone stay on it while it's moving.

Theres 2 different types of skateboarders that i've noticed, The "Rap" skateboarders, who wear the baggy clothes and the oversized shoes, and the "Punk/Rock" skateboarders, who wear the tight pants and normal sized shoes, and i think all the skateboarders i know smoke pot or have smoked pot at one point.

At 10/23/05 09:08 PM, LiteX wrote: I wonder if it took seven days to make that...

the earth took 6 days to make, on the 7th god rested (Only reason i know that is cause of the years of religion class ive had to sit through)

At 10/23/05 09:03 PM, _matt_ wrote:

At 10/23/05 08:56 PM, AshfordPride wrote: >Look exit

>Take ye flask.

You can't get ye flask, now you'll have to sit and ponder why you can't get ye flask.

At 10/23/05 08:33 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Thats right, Newgrounds is being haunted by pirate ghost, AND ghost pirates! Lets split up and look for clues, gang! Sanjay, search the Flash Portal. FUNKbrs, search the BBS. Everyone else, search the old spooky basement (Yes, Newgrounds has a basement)

ZOMG!!!! ill call the only people worth calling! *music comes in* "When theres something strange, in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! He will give you lessons on catching them pesky portal ghosts, only 25 cents!"

At 10/23/05 07:39 PM, somebodyyoudontknow wrote: do what?

my unbcle was blind drunk and I thought the think was this japanese frozen popscicle that we usually get, except this one was kidney-shaped and hard to opened, so i cut it with scissors.

I couldn'y understand any of that -_-'

At 10/23/05 07:31 PM, --KillEverything-- wrote: One time I bought a $500 graphics card, and I wanted to check if it worked, so I got an idea. I hit it with a hammer until I was sure it broke and then I would know that it was broken. Then I realised what I did.

why in the HELL would you do that?!?!

At 10/23/05 07:23 PM, I_RULE_OVER_ALL wrote:
LOL one time I was in a elevader and a guy walks in he asked if this elevader go up and down I said no this one goes left to right and he went on a nother elevader

haha i do things like that at the to waste strangers time :)

At 10/23/05 07:17 PM, 37OHSSV_0773H wrote: I tried to use clingfilm as a contraceptive

eww

Ok Heres mine, I was at a show once, to see my step brothers band play, a couple bands play then some guy gets up on to the stage in the middle of some bands song, and runs as if hes about to stage dive, (Oh ya forgot to mention, theres only about 30 people at the show) so he jump off the stage and smacks his face on the floor because no one could catch him even if they tried. I was laughing my ass off at how stupid this guy was.

So thats my stupid person story, Now share yours!

God damn no one should hate life, it's stupid, no one should be killing anybody because they hate life, if you do hate life, why not go start a band and express your hate through music, then eventually you might get famous or something, and you will make lots of money and you wont hate your life anymore :)

At 10/23/05 06:37 PM, somebodyyoudontknow wrote: Haha, you're still not old enough to get a girlfriend.
TheVision, havent you noticed that you were/are just a loser?

besides, happy birthday, man. go get some chick to fuck and laugh at thevision

someones a wierdo...

on another note, Happy Birthday! i wish i got a laptop for my birthday, my parents are to cheap to even lend me a damn quarter.

Kung Lao is my favourite i think, altough Raiden is quite good as well

I can't stand it when people are racist, it angers me