No picture. I have something better though for those who have not seen it:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/46 6879

At 11/20/08 09:18 PM, Bluebaby wrote: Also the guy that made that archie penis flash!

YES. Greatest movie EVAR!

At 11/20/08 05:23 PM, Kerfloffle wrote: Isn't Riftmaster the same guy who spammed the BBS with topic after topic insulting the website and it's moderators and single-handedly changed the rules so that affiliates can be banned?

Nope. I'm the guy who released xx number of ground-breaking flash games over the past half decade and started Edmund's game career with him.

I prefer the guns that shoot lazers and go PEW PEW PEW

Let My people go-go

1. Pull out your wang.
2. Waddle up to her in an ape-like manner.
3. Proclaim yourself to be Tarzan and "she jane".
4. Throw feces.

this might be the dumbest thread I've ever seen on NG... and that's saying alot.

Still... I salute thee.

At 10/30/08 03:25 AM, sirevil wrote: this is most interesting, wonder how long will take for them to notice?

as soon as Myspace Tom finishes having sex with his boyfriend.

Actual ad, you cynical fellow.

According to Myspace; Kevin Smith is a shim (or he-she if you prefer).

Yeah Code Blocks is what I use and I'm generally satisfied with it.

If you're going to be making games in C++ I highly reccommend SDL and OpenGL. SDL handles things like screen mode initialization, keyboard and mouse input, sound graphics etc. OpenGL is best for graphics though, and OpenAL is better at sound. I mainly use SDL for input.

My method:

//global var
var game_paused:Boolean = false;

Then put this if() statement around your code (you may need to do this several times if your code is seperate blocks or locations)

if(game_paused == false){
//your code
}

for stopping animation you'll need code inside each animation that checks if the global var "game_paused" is true or not. you can prototype the movieclip class, but here's the oldschool method I use. Basically I put the preceding code inside a movieclip that I can then paste into as many animations as needed to pause everything onscreen.

if(_root.game_paused){
if(pause != true)
stop()
pause = true
}else{
if(pause == true)
play()
pause = false
}

Jumper!

The whole game is you with a chainsaw yes. There's 3 sections to the level though, a boss, powerups, an unlockable weapon you get if you earn all the achievements etc.

Gameplay footage

was going to post this in the Flash forum, but decided not to since it's more for dev talk. I'll admit it im just whoring it here.

At 9/11/08 02:58 PM, Luis wrote:

i dont think internet is invented in iceland yet much less newgrounds.

Iceland might have amazing internet, given it's proximity to Estonia (which has the greatest internet service infrastructure on the planet) :O

At 9/11/08 02:19 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote:

At 9/11/08 02:19 PM, RiftMaster wrote: this will be ever so much fun. as those who attended comic-con know:

RiftMaster+booze = gay sex

sounds like fun....

Hey as long as I'm the pitcher.

this will be ever so much fun. as those who attended comic-con know:

RiftMaster+booze = horrific chaos on a global scale

If you require a simple rectangle collision check I would recommend the following method (this runs a bit faster than flash's built in hitTest() function)

if(Math.abs(object1._x-object2._x)<object1._width){
if(Math.abs(object1._y-object2._y)<object1._height){
_root.gotoAndStop("whatever");
}
}

Judging by you guys and your talents (or lack thereof), I bet Musician isn't exactly crying that you dont want to work on his project...

"OH BOOHOO WHATEVER SHALL I DO?! A SMALL HANDFUL OF SELF-IMPORTANT NO TALENT JACKASS 15 YEAR OLDS DONT WANT TO WORK ON MY GAME...."

*darth vader NOOOO here*

okay fuck GTA4. Im spending all my time playing THIS now.

At 8/21/08 09:27 PM, fudgefalcon wrote: I liked the baby butt one, it's kitchy.

I gotta say the penile-hose is my personal fav.

i dont hate the people. I hate the SCENE. awful shitty thing it is at that.

Thats a big decision to make man. And in my opinion very noble. I'm 23 and I can't say I would have the balls to make a move like that. 17 is pretty young, but if you truely know in your heart that it's the right thing to do, then I say you've made the right choice. All the best to you and I hope the 3 of you have a wonderful life together.

You little shits realize you will be old one day too right?
Happens faster than you think too...

That being said I am annoyed by old people driving cars...
There just needs to be better infrastructure so they don't need to drive themselves around and annoy people.

At 8/21/08 09:08 PM, qman1 wrote: My cakes are because every year on my B-day I eat apple pie instead, since I like it better.

apple pies are pretty decent. I just polished one off yesterday.

who knew cakes could be comedic gold?

The whole thing reeks of the classic mafia strong-arming setup:

"You wanna have your shop here? you gotta pay us protection money"

Basically the big corporations would decide what gets online. Small sites that don't pay a cut to the big bullies wouldn't be allowed to exist.

To paraphrase: BUTT RAPE

I like the first one. The 2nd one is cool too though :)

you have offended not my spiritual sensibilities but rather my artistic ones.