My GF Hated it the first time we did it, she said it almost paralysed here lol, but she got used to it eventually.

I'll say b sounds best

i have no idea what you are talking about, care to elaborate??

i'd go with Pulp Fiction, but Resivour Dogs is close

They sell the origional in a shop near me in manchester, but it is one of them sold out software games.

At 6/24/07 04:26 AM, liljimmy2 wrote:

At 6/24/07 04:19 AM, fire-weasel wrote:

Jesus, do you really need someone else to tell you how wrong hitting on your cousin is? Sick bastards.

seconded... wtf?

agreed it's just wrong in every way

At 6/25/07 02:35 AM, FattPandaa wrote: We would all start masturbating to people in clothes.

best reply in the thread

At 6/25/07 02:18 AM, Sticky wrote: probably because when you're in love your heart rate increases....something along those lines anyway....

Thats the most likely explanation

At 6/24/07 11:02 PM, Makaveli wrote: "Free Sex!!! Call ###-####!!!"

I called using *67 and an old lady picked up the phone.

i see things like that written everywere, usually people do it to annoy their ex. Once i saw

" John is a fag

No i fuckin aint who wrote this seriously i'm gonna kill you

I wrote it

No you did'nt i did

Stop lying i wrote it"

This conversations went on for about 3 weeks i think every lad in the school addes somethig to it.

At 6/25/07 03:30 AM, JoKeRsWiSeHaT wrote: another

best yet

Sounds pretty cool, i'm planning to get a new laptop soon my current one is becomming a bit redundant and my 120gig hard drive is full i have had to buy a removable hard drive. Thats mainly because i use it when i am working from home though.

because it's the most elete post

i think the blue one is better.

That has to be the most idiotic thing i have ever read, but people ahve been saying it for ages and some of them really beleive it.

Nope it is working fine for me i am reading my messages now.

At 6/22/07 12:10 AM, Jon4life wrote: Too many people have sex! We already have too many people in the world. Lets boycot sex! Who is with me?

You have never been laid have you

i don't think anyone cares

At 6/22/07 01:05 AM, elementell wrote:

At 6/22/07 01:03 AM, TheSovereign wrote: How long is your penis, cuz thats all that matters to a woman.

like 5 1/2 6 inches, 7 1/2 inches when hard

Funniest thing i have seen all day

At 6/22/07 03:20 AM, JoKeRsWiSeHaT wrote: wait

it'll all be worth it in the end

then the shag girl can be your fall back

good idea, i agree completely

At 6/21/07 12:13 PM, itsflemz wrote: Oh my God, people Charge UR Laz0rs

I'm a chargin ma lazors

i read that joke ages ago on another site still hilarious though

Just you, oh well never mind

At 6/21/07 11:13 AM, Procrastination wrote: haver you EVER spent time with a woman?
you are being very immature about this girl, try not seeing her as a girl or girlfriend and see her as a person.

im guessing your quite young (between 12 and 14) or just an idiot.

Quoted for the truth

At 6/21/07 11:39 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 6/21/07 11:10 AM, madknt wrote: really, i never noticed.
you patronizing jackass.

You could be colourblind for all I know.

don't listen to it, you must click it.
you cant do what ads tell you.
if you do that, they win.

Adverts can't win!

i better be.

You're always welcome In My Pants.

At 6/21/07 11:12 AM, Ressurection666 wrote: But they do want us to go there

They told me in no uncertain terms that they don't want us to go there.

Are you pretending to be stupid or do you really have a negative I.Q of course they want you to click the add.

At 6/21/07 11:07 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 6/21/07 11:06 AM, Ressurection666 wrote: reverse Psychology need i say more

No, that is just silly. Why would they make the advert in the first place if they don't want us going there?

But they do want us to go there thats why the put it there, like loads of kids drink underage and when thay are old enough to drink it gets boring.

Voldermort is Harry's dad, what does that remind be oF ....

reverse Psychology need i say more

At 6/21/07 11:00 AM, TOEZ wrote: infinity squared.

seriously best reply ever

no seriously i have never met a girl who wanted any money off me i stay away from prostitutes. Use a condom and you do not get done for rape if the girl wants it, as it is not rape, if you are both the same age you most likely would not get in trouble even if anyone found out.

At 6/21/07 10:54 AM, Unknown-Prescense wrote: You know, there's this one girl that wants to be my girlfriend. I'm holding off, though, for a couple of different reasons.

--> They might have some sort of STD that they want to pass onto you
--> They most likely want to take your money and leave you
--> They might be a pothead, or something
--> If you have sex with them, it's underage, and in underage sex, the guy is convicted of rape, even if the woman wanted it!

I really don't want to get a girlfriend because of these consequences. Please, serious people of NG, help me.

if you go through all your life worrying like this you'll never have nay fun, go for it, live life to the full.