1. Have you ever had a foreign object, including food subtances, small animals and appendages of humans or animals up your anus?
No
2. Have you ever had sexual thoughts about either of your parents?
No
3. Have you ever tried to act on these?
4. Have you ever attempted to act on these?
5. Have you had sexual thoughts about any blood relative?
No
6. Have you ever acted or attempted to act on these?
7. Are you gay?
No
8. Have you ever, while openly gay, slept with a member of the opposite sex?
no
9. Have you ever, while openly straight, slept with a member of the same sex?
no
10. Is this shit bananas?
no
11. While over the age of sixteen(everyone else gtfo), have you ever looked at a person between the ages of 5 and 13 and had sexual thoughts about them?
no
12. While below the age of 20, have you ever looked at someone between the ages of 25 and 80 and had sexual thoughts about them?
yes
13. Have you ever seen footage of somebody's death and been seriously happy about what you've just witnessed?
Uh, no O_o; fuckin` sick-o
14. Have you ever deliberately laced somebody's food or beverage, secretly, with a drug or other toxin?
no
15. Have you ever put a serious effort into killing somebody without self-defence being your motivation?
no
16. Have you ever deliberately emotionally destroyed somebody outside revenge or punishment?
no
16a. Have you ever without intent but didnt care?
no, and shouldn`t this be 16b?
17. Have you ever used fire to deliberately hurt somebody or damage their property?
no
More to come.
I hope they aren`t as lame as these ones were