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I have a attempted murder-suicide and an actual murder-suicide in my family tree. and cancer, can't forget the cancer

think thats bad? how about having your father touch a light-socket and pretending to get electrocuted in front of you? I was 2!

the sick bastard...

At 1/3/10 05:43 PM, PigletsMemories wrote: Let's say you wake up in a concert auditorium and you see two full grown men ascend onstage and have flapping organs around their bodies that flap and vigorously move around

for some reason I'm picturing men with a multitude of internal body parts dangling from string on them.

hey. Nothing wrong with a few holes. so long as everything important is covered it's fine. And if I really like the shirt , I can wear a long sleeved shirt under it to keep everything covered. So long as I'm comfortable in the clothes I wear I don't care what people think of me.

At 2/27/08 10:21 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: I'm just wayyyy too tight. Like my ass is incredibly tight or something.

try using some lubrication first. Always use lubrication, otherwise you just asking for trouble.

probably, downstairs would be easy since I've navigated it at night without the lights. upstairs... my room is so messy right now I'd break my neck trying to go anywhere. but as long as I didn't slip down the stairs I'm good.

At 11/28/09 08:34 PM, SohlTofang wrote: I'm I the only one who read this as
"homophobic ball experiment" the first time?

no, I had to look again.

poor little you, can't do what you want. go read a book or play outside. there are plenty of things you could do on the web. Your parents are right, your sister and friends are entitled to enjoying themselves, you can play video games on the big TV another time.

At 11/28/09 07:17 PM, SohlTofang wrote: Dun worry, In a couple of years he'll be fucking in your shower, and your germophobia will hit a new high.

lol, you're awesome dude. your comment for the win!

OMG, that was horrible tracking and I could see pieces of him pop in and out of sight. ugh! I realize that's not what this video's about but it really distracted me from enjoying the video. I think they should have kept the visual effects to a minimum.

and we needed to know this why? Just run the water and wash it down. least you have that convenience, I had to scrub dried semen off the wall of a public restroom.

single and planning on staying that way.

At 11/28/09 06:38 PM, DeIirium wrote:

At 11/28/09 06:23 PM, robotking98 wrote: Well if guys rip their balls off after taking it, what do girls do if they take it?

Oh the possibilities.

Their vagina

I think one would need a wire coat hanger for that, And if they're that high would they even have the mental capacities to be able to get one and go about getting it the way they need it? ball chopping's easy, just grab knife and go for it.

is it bad of me not to want anyone from the middle east in this country? I see stuff like this and it's like, I just don't want anything to do with them or anyone associated with them.

there seems to be roughly 6,000,000 car accidents every year, so really its only a matter of time before somebody famous ends up in one.

At 11/27/09 06:03 PM, ScorchedMoose wrote: He just a black golf player, we can replace him easily.

Wait a sec, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS OTHER BLACK GOLF PLAYERS!

that's because they're smart, golf is the world's most boring sport.

there's a reason people fall asleep watching it.

Richard B. Riddick.

and possibly Vaako.

At least you recognize the problem. my dad was beating on my mom's recliner chair cause he was mad at her and "accidentally" put his fist through the wall. he's also thrown his cell phone across the room a couple of times. You also have to be careful what you say to him cause he'll blow up at you over things anybody else would take as a joke. He says he doesn't need anger management. *snorts*

At 11/26/09 07:48 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote:

At 11/26/09 07:46 PM, Rottenberry wrote: Test it out, go kill a squirrel slowly with a sharp stick or something. I GUARANTEE you will feel remorse and stop trying to act like some cold-blooded badass killer.

I could care less whether or not you guys thought I was a bad ass killer or not... I'm just afraid I'm insane O.o

the sane ones are the ones that worry whether they're crazy, the ones that think they are normal are the insane ones.

If you so worried about it see a shrink.

online shopping for the win.

ick I can't stand the normal store crowds the rest of the year. but what I've seen on tv is the stuff of nightmares. I start to get twitchy in a crowded elevator, I might have a full meltdown if I got caught in those crowds.

Spammers. the type of people that crowd crap up and are all like serious and shit about it. like what they're doing is the greatest thing ever! ugh! also the people that make lists of the types of people they hate and then spend all their time annoying the crap out of people they feel fit into their categories.

At 11/26/09 11:09 PM, cATbYtE wrote: I love cats (dogs are ok...but Im a cat person) Cats are so fucking hillarious...especially when they chase shit around and get goofy off of catnip.

two thumbs up
yup, and cats don't crap/piddle everywhere.

At 11/26/09 01:09 PM, Headshot777 wrote: All cats do is hide under your bed and wait for you to walk into the room. Then they shriek and scratch you and run into another room.

Dogs ftw.

maybe they don't like you?

At 11/26/09 04:51 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Edward fucks that ugly sack of shit, and in return, he gets to drink her period blood whenever she's on the rag. That slut doesn't mind an Icy cold dick, because a dick is a dick, and it's the only dick that will ever grace her sweaty vagina.

EEEWWWWW! gross dude!

At 11/25/09 08:49 PM, Los-Illuminados wrote: Who said he's a vampire?

1. He lives in the forest
2. He doesn't bite
3. He sparkles in the sun

That seems like a forest fairy to me.

that's it! the perfect argument that cullen isn't a vampire! that's better than the "article" I wrote on DeviantART.

you rock

Edward and his ilk shame the name of vampire! Vampires DO NOT SPARKLE! and they're supposed to have fangs! tch! Seeing how Meyer's mucked up the rest of vampire culture she probably has little eddy-kins*sneers* all warm and toasty.

you make point though, Vampire penis' would be cold... awesome! no watery, melty mess!