I'd put my friends in Alcatraz and make them find a way to live there. However, they don't know I have installed secret cameras all over the prison before hand. I would watch them find a way to survive for my entertainment. Yeah, I'm a real dick.

How about you, NG? How are you holdin' up?

Don't eat drugs, kids!

At 4/27/08 03:49 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Hey, if I rename my asshole "McDonald's" do you think I'll start shitting cheeseburgers?

That would help, right?

Yeah, do that and give everyone diabetus. Nice.

Penis!

I feel for ya.. My dog, Zippo, died two days ago aswell. So... I guess we're dead pet brothers now.

Don't walk away from your responsibility.

When you're alone...

Stalkers usually end up killing their stalkee...

So... You should do something.

So... What is it?

A healthy helping of grass juice.

It's Earth day, so...

Beastie boys.

I'm gonna get flamed. I just know it.

At 4/22/08 07:48 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: In a motorcycle accident.

And do you what I did?

I laughed. Right in the middle of the assembly announcing his death, I laughed, and said, "Good, that piece of shit white trash pothead faggot deserved to die."

Now I'm suspended again, fucking Nazi principals.

Dance on his grave- just to show him who's boss.

At 4/20/08 10:31 PM, UltraPulse wrote:

At 4/20/08 08:58 PM, LolNinjers wrote: was reaching a climax after around 20 seconds

Bullshit.

Not anymore...

Its funny cuz its true

26? Why 26?

The theme from Fresh Prince.

Even though I don't know all the lyrics...

Whoa.. that's pretty weird.

Actually, I live in California, and I haven't felt an earthquake in over a year.

I'm going to be RickRoll'd. I just know it.

I'm still a noob here (lol small post count= small penis), but when I joined my first forum, I wouldn't understand why a thread would be locked. I'd freak out and make a thread about it, like "HEY GUYS THE THREAD IS LOCKED AND IT ISNT WORKING HELP". Everyone thought I was a troll, and I was banned for high amounts of idiocy.

At least that's what the admin said...

The action was nice, but action can only take you so far...

Chuck is an exception.

At 4/20/08 12:07 PM, TheFabMan wrote: What should I do?

DO A BARREL ROLL!

Old memes are still funny, I don't care WHAT you say!

What about me...?

I am the man on the right.

At 4/12/08 10:58 PM, FiqStudios wrote: It seems I'm the only one that thinks having a breeding project to make a horse sized dogs would be good Idea. C'mon, what could be cooler than galloping across town on a six fucking foot tall German Shepard? It seems I'm not meant for this world.

Haven't you ever seen Jurassic park?!

Fuckin' scary...

She doesn't like you, man. She probably never will, either.

"Well, well, well.

Look who came to dinner.

A dead man."

Hm. Call the fuzz on him, but get a good lawyer first before things go into court.

I jumped over a glass of milk because I love weed.

Brooklyn karate.

Yeah, that's right. Act suprised.

What are you wearing?

And also... Do you like me?

-Yes [ ]
-No [ ]
Maybe [ ]

At 4/19/08 05:05 PM, MadCow wrote: I hear Cold Pizza is quite popular with homosexuals.

Wait a minute... Doesn't TMNT love cold pizza?

Who cares? Honestly, I'm just fine with unoriginality. It's still funny to me.