The Enchanted Cave 2
Delve into a strange cave with a seemingly endless supply of treasure, strategically choos
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COMPLETE edition of the interactive "choose next panel" comic
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Response to: Why Robosexuals are better than...
Posted October 22nd, 2008 in General
At 10/19/08 08:57 PM, MojoFilter wrote: There's not nearly enough Rosie the Robot in this thread
I agree.
Response to: Women with glasses
Posted October 14th, 2008 in General
At 10/14/08 02:54 PM, Fim wrote: each to their own..
Thats just not fair...
Response to: Google's Random Sense Of Humor Nsfw
Posted October 12th, 2008 in General
You never have enough cone.
NEVER
Worst feeling ever
Posted October 11th, 2008 in General
Picture this,
You've been stuck in your car all day. Horrible traffic has forced you to stay confined to your tiny car. And then it hits you, the need to take a crap. You feel it, not so powerfull in the beginning, but oh does it grow. You feel it come out just a tiny bit, then shoot back in. Oh how you need to go. A few hours pass, without being given the chance to relieve yourself. But then it happens, you spot your chance. You drive off the highway breaking mach 4 and pull into a tiny gas station. There, you race to the bathroom, lock the door, and sit down. Oh what a wonderfull feeling it is to finally relieve yourself. After a good 15 minutes of nearly orgasmic crapping you reach over to grab some toilet paper. But whats this? No, it cant be. The roll is empty, taunting you with its lack of soothing, soft toilet paper. You sit back on the crapper and cry softly to yourself.
Tell me, oh people of newgrounds. What feeling on earth could be worse than this?
Response to: What does everyone think of...
Posted October 6th, 2008 in General
EH mine works just fine and ive dropped it a few times as well. Just buy it a nice case and it'l last you a good time.
Response to: I Am The Cracker Cruncher.
Posted October 5th, 2008 in General
At 10/5/08 07:28 PM, Darknessium wrote:
My bad.
You owe me a shit load of chips.
Response to: Dumbest Tv show
Posted October 5th, 2008 in General
At 10/5/08 07:18 PM, MrCongeniality wrote: What I find interesting is seeing a picture of house fucking that guy from law & order, and yet, a sign up date that says "08" in the year and triggers...hmmm, a 13 year old! xD
Hmmm... Yes that would make sense but that is incorrect in my case.
Response to: I finally did it
Posted October 5th, 2008 in General
At 10/5/08 07:22 PM, Hornby wrote: I finally beat minesweeper on Expert mode. Woot
I know it's a crap time but I had to stop for like 30 seconds to do shit
Either way its still impressive.
No sarcasm
Skittles are the greatest rainbow colored treat known to man.
At 10/5/08 06:48 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: I wonder what kind of pick up lines are meant for guys, like, "Hey, wanna touch my boobs?"
Works every time.
At 10/5/08 06:37 PM, NeverHundred wrote:At 10/5/08 06:34 PM, RedAlias wrote: Wanna touch my penis?That's a question I hear all to often.
Is that the pick up line that works on women, I guess it's good to be straight forward.
Most women would rather have you be straight forward rather then beating around the bush. Cause if you take too long you might find yourself beating around the bush.
Response to: I am eating meatloaf
Posted October 5th, 2008 in General
Mmm i remember mamas meatloaf...
Good times... Good times...
Response to: If someone whistles at ur gf...?
Posted October 5th, 2008 in General
Why? If someone whistled at my girl id smile and say "Yea she is hot isnt she"
Response to: Me and my buddies
Posted October 5th, 2008 in General
At 8/20/08 12:12 PM, Mechabloby wrote: Lmao.
What did his package ever do to him?!?
Response to: Get yourself something nice.
Posted October 5th, 2008 in General
Get me $10 for a sub and a drink.
Response to: In the Night Garden
Posted October 5th, 2008 in General
That was a ver interesting experience. Now excuse me while i go in the corner to slit my wrists.
Response to: Kimbo Slice Defeated!
Posted October 5th, 2008 in General
Ill bet a whole cookie he couldnt do it again.
Any suggestions?
Posted September 30th, 2008 in General
Well im planning to go somewhere with my girlfriend today since were off school. Unfortunetly we cant go to either her house or my house because our parents are still working. Well NG im gonna ask you guys for some suggestions on what i should do.
P.S Im perfectly fine with all the sex suggestions.
Response to: Standing infront of a toilet...
Posted September 28th, 2008 in General
Getting my Monster out is nowhere near as hard as shoving it back in.
Response to: I MAY have to go outside tomorrow
Posted September 28th, 2008 in General
You go get the KFC, then stick your penis into a chicken breast and it will all be better.
Response to: Recruiting supervilains
Posted September 28th, 2008 in General
IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
Response to: Is liking penorz so bad?
Posted September 21st, 2008 in General
To the bunkeerrrrr!!!!!!
Response to: How to ruin the perfect photo.
Posted September 21st, 2008 in General
At 9/21/08 01:40 PM, Thimbles wrote:At 9/21/08 01:38 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: you look 8At 9/21/08 01:38 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: you look 8At 9/21/08 01:38 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: you look 8
you look 8
