A good friend of mine, a NASA researcher, called me up last night, scared shitless, and this is what he had to say:
On January 30th, at an unknown time, an asteroid named TU24 will cross the orbit of Earth. This asteroid will, with almost certainty, strike the southern hemisphere of the planet. As far as his sources say, the impact of the asteroid will cause catastrophic damage. Planetary flooding, severe seismic activity, and a possibility that the magnetosphere will be permanently damaged will leave Earth and it's native life, dead.
I didn't believe him at first, but an hour long conversation with him and his wife have left me speechless until today. Local news stations have been ordered to stay quiet to avoid a panic, and the government has chosen to remain quiet for the same reasons. This is serious, and I for one plan on stocking up with food and hiding in a friend's building where there is a bomb shelter. After calling my dad and my mom got scared and said, "you're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air". I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said, "fresh", and there were dice in the mirror. From anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "nah forget it", Yo home, to Bel-Air. I rolled up to a house around seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit at my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
