Well Malkolm is pretty interesting. There's a "k" in it!

At 11/17/09 08:38 PM, EmoPinata wrote: Open tray error is when you enter a disk, the screen exclaims that it is "READING.." and then It just goes limp and says "OPEN TRAY." like it is not even there.

Try turning your X-box a vertically if horizontal and vice-versa. Trust me.

make sure there's not a cd in it though.

WHAT!!!! I don't get cartoon network anymore...

Ah, thank god I don't need SSH...

I find that Mark Crilley's work is very good. He makes a lot of instructional videos.

100 dollars a month? Sorry dude, but you're fucking dirt poor.

At 10/29/09 07:23 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote:

At 10/29/09 07:21 PM, Reaperyami wrote: Being enslaved by some egyptians, that's usually how it goes.

Oh my god. Pay the fuck attention in you're history class this year!

Calm down, there was still slavery in Egypt then. In fact I'm pretty sure there's slavery in africa right now.

Being enslaved by some egyptians, that's usually how it goes.

At 10/27/09 08:44 PM, Pointy-Circle wrote:

At 10/26/09 04:27 PM, 10JD wrote: America rights were founded by the Bible,

Uh. . .

No they weren't.

Maybe the Bill of rights part, but definitely not the whole thing.

Man, XBL is like a ghost town, nobody to play with and nothing to play that I haven't beaten... I wish MW2 would come out already! Speaking of MW2, I pre-ordered the game before the suprizeattack thing started. Can I still get in on that sweet COD merch action, or am I just out of luck?

The sun will expand and engulf the earth, destroying everything that humans and life has worked for. The End.

Flying Suitcase Man Died For Your Sins.

At 10/22/09 07:28 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: There's a job opening at the local newspaper for graphic design/photoshopping. I want to put together a portfolio of what I'm capable of in Photoshop, but NG has left me with a little too much cock humour to bring to a job interview.

Suggestions on what to do?

Well if you seriously can't do anything but photoshop penises on things, you shouldn't consider applying. I'd suggest you show abilities in touching up photos or getting rid of unnecessary noise in photos. (things that distract from the main focus.)

At 10/20/09 02:06 PM, Jonas wrote:
When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

It was around 5th grade.

What do you most enjoy about the site?

I enjoy the clubs and crews section. Many a XBL friend has been made there, and the intellectual prowess is slightly higher than general.

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

I'd set deadlines for goals and work rigorously to complete them on time! (Chat, Writer's portal, etc.)

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

Story threads on the forums where the Users were the main characters. (A Call to Arms: A BBS Story.)

It's a trap- er I mean trick.

Sweeping and cleaning up around a store for below minimum wage sounds good.

I don't even get cartoon network anymore...

You should just wait. Jailbreaking isn't as awesome once you've done it. They've already jailbroken the mac version of the update so it's only a matter of time.

It's a backwards running man. It's a fad.

At 10/10/09 03:07 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote:

At 10/10/09 03:06 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: Never heard of it.
For anyone who watches wrestling...My Time is Now, John Cena.

And I forgot to put "Iron Man" by who knows what his name is.

Ozzy Osbourne did Iron man.

pain killers. Take some Tylenol, Motrin, or vanquish. If you're hardcore enough though, just for the good ol fashioned morphine injection.

I would never do coke. Maybe weed or perhaps if the situation was right LSD, but not coke. I trust myself to back off that shit.

At 10/9/09 12:17 AM, Butt-Blast wrote:
I actually thought that show was weal as well. The concept was neat, making you the main character, but its execution poor. They should have made the show just about those two lame friends. They go to a strip club just because of the food, now THAT is funny.

It starts with the bread man.

At 10/9/09 12:18 AM, Luis wrote: These arent mine but i have em for now.

Are those on sale in the store?

Cut it up and stick with a debit card. Credit cards are nothing but trouble.

Never again Kanye.

Well I've typed up a story, but I'm completely unsatisfied... I think that I should do something from a first person perspective, but I'm still pondering.

Wear jeans that actually fit you.

Maybe it's something that happened with your installation of Firefox. Try reinstalling the browser and rebooting your computer.

You should of corrected her grammar, that would've showed her.