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Hello there everyone, my name is Kyle Schnerch :)
I go by Gumn, (pronounced GUM)
And I'd love it if you guys
checked out my shit:)
right now, mostly
just instrumentals
for vocal artists
that I work with.

http://soundcloud.com/zruk13

Hanging labias.

At 10/23/10 02:21 PM, Strength wrote: fuck you

Angst.

What are some of your favorite slang words that you use?

Weed- Kush

There's a haunted school near my old house.
Me and my friend are doing shrooms and then going :)

SWITCH TO FAB, READY TO ROCK.
bong toke
GO FAB GO!

I like my women the way I like my apples. Plump and Wet.

A man that fucks a different woman everyday is a legend.
A woman that fucks a different man everyday is a whore.

A key that opens many different locks is a master key.
A lock that gets opened by many keys.. Is a shitty lock.

HOPE YOU LIKE IT IN THE POOPER

"A car moving at 25m/s drives over a woman at a constant acceleration rate of +1.2 m/s^2..
If the car takes 1.3 seconds to drive over the woman, what was the final speed of the car AFTER driving over the woman?"

"Trick question, the car could NOT have hit the woman, as there is not enough room in the kitchen for a car to travel at 25 m/s for 1.3 seconds."

At 10/22/10 03:34 PM, RobotTaco wrote:

At 10/22/10 03:31 PM, Makakaov wrote: But i felt good.

What the fucking fuck? Dad? I had never felt so awesome or great in my life.

I hope I never meet you in real life, dad, because I will blow you on sight. That day was the most amazing thing to happen to me. It's the most awesome thing to happen to my ass.

I hope you feel good.

Censored for your reading pleasure!
(filler text so I can actually post this)

ITT: People posting, then leveling up, and their posts then being useless.

At 10/22/10 03:11 PM, aides wrote: is fat but she lets me do stuff to her

fair trade?

What he said^

What he meant: My girlfriend: is fat, but I'm fat. Fair trade?

This Thread < The Official Penis Thread.

Hello BBS! What would be the required upload/download speeds to play an online game such as Cod MW2, or to use the chat function of XBOX live? I have recently moved out to the country, and I can't justify buying an xbox gold card to figure it out myself.

At 10/22/10 03:07 PM, quanmandetil wrote: I have both a penis and a vagina.

I too, have both a penis and vagina.

Am I the only person from ages 14-30 that really DOESN'T like texting and sees it as a futile way of trying to communicate with your peers? Jesus. Getting a girls number has gone from "I'll give you a call sometime, and we can hangout" to "I'll get your number, text you the next day, realize how uninteresting we both think each other are, and then move on".

I was letting all the people out there who take awkwardly slow shits beside me at work to please not.

Ever notice something, and you think "jesus, I really need to let people know this"?
Here's your chance.

Me listening to you inch out your huge shit, while trying to control your breathing patterns from the shitter stall over is much worse than you shitting, wiping, and leaving the bathroom.

HELLO EVERYONE, COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THE POSTS ABOVE ME, BUT ANYWAYS...

Favorite variation of Zags?
Mine: Slow burning Regs :)

At 10/18/10 10:16 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1205 673

Look at the 2nd post in that thread. Notice how instead of having a solid object in the icon, it kind of echos and fades to the right? Anyone else notice that?

-go to your link
-see link, realize it's the same as my other window, close link
-reopen your link
-once again realize it's the same
-realize you linked to my topic
-light a bowl

At 10/18/10 10:10 PM, DukeRaoul wrote: Sometimes I can't believe that it's almost 2011 and weed is still illegal. What the hell Obama? He probably doesn't want people making jokes for the next 500 years about the first black president making weed legal.

Dead horse = beaten

Anyone get the "Goddamn, everyone around me is boring" state of mind during a weed binge?

From past experience, I think it has IMPROVED my mind.. Not WHILE I've been high though, but while sober. Everything is so boring and plain while sober as compared to being high.. School is a lot more easy to focus on when everything else is boring.

Alright boys, touchy subject.

Con: How bout that memory loss
Pro: Relaxing