"The fate of billions will depend upon you! Ha ha ha... erm... sorry."
~ Raiden, Mortal Kombat
"You're a baby who cannot tell his thumb from his d*ck"
~Some guy in the bank, Road to Perdition
"I do wish we could chat longer Clarice, but I'm having an old friend for dinner... bye..."
~Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs
(This part always made me laugh)
Wife: "What was that Edgar..."
Edgar: "SUGAR!"
Wife: "Never seen sugar do that before."
Edgar: "I NEED... sugar!..."
Edgar: "more..."
Edgar: "MORE!"
*gross slurping noise*
Wife: "Edgar, you're skin is hanging out of your bolts."
Edgar: "Aww yeah!!! THERE! IS THAT BETTER!?"
~Men in Black