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I have neighbors like these, you just gotta stay on your toes so you can call the city on them for ANY bullshit rules they break. Is their yard clean? Do they park in the proper areas? Maybe there's some more complex rules you can catch them on. If you're having trouble, SET THEM UP! Modify something of theirs so it's out of regulation and call up the city on it.

It's pretty satisfying when you catch them. I'd never do that kind of thing unless a neighbor provoked me by starting it first.

Probably 2 or 3 as long as the facts are straight about her requesting a condom be brought. Though she asked one be brought, it isn't automatic that she also requests it be used so 1 is a possibility, but highly unlikely. Again, assuming the facts are straight.

I drink the occasional energy drink, but I mainly rely on coffee... Mainly because I can get it free, but it's really effective. Just black, no sugar or any of that bullshit. I would think it's also better from a health standpoint considering it's more natural.

At 4/19/10 07:13 PM, JNAtheDUDE wrote:

At 4/19/10 06:36 PM, NinjaDonut wrote: Any help?

Get a PC.

Yeah, freezing is completely normal on a PC with Windows. Plus when it breaks you get a pretty blue screen.

It sounds like your hard drive might be damaged, you can try replacing it, it's really easy with the newer macbooks. Outside of that if you're out of warranty, maybe start saving for a new macbook :( My condolences to your loss, A good mac is a terrible thing to lose.

Planet Orange all the way! I think the Suns have hit their peak just in time for the playoffs.

The The Quintessential Fox News Image... It sure does look fun to manipulate doesn't it? Doesn't IT?

lol, I've tried it, same ol' Windows, just a new gui for DOS in new packaging.

Why are all black people considered African American, but you never hear of a white person considering themselves German-American, or Norwegian-American, or, well you get the idea right? Why do we just get an umbrella term of Caucasian?

Public transport is a wonderful thing when it's planned and built well, certain areas have great bus systems, subways, light rail, etc... And it service sucks some places.

We just got light rail not too long ago in the Phoenix metro area and it's awesome, can't wait until it's extended further. The Phoenix metro bus system is horrible though, always late, routes are inconvenient, etc... The only thing the buses have going for them is the A/C is usually ice cold (it's a godsend on the 100+ degree days). I just can't wait for the days when public transport is more convenient than the car, or when cars drive themselves.

At 4/11/10 12:04 AM, kraze0R wrote:

how could the grim reaper even have sex? lol

Necrophilia?

Girls just be jumpn on his bones

At 4/5/10 04:08 PM, Pico wrote: If you watch the video, you can see the soldiers discussing whether or not to kill them and the weapons they are carrying - but even on video, you can see the civilians are carrying nothing but cellphones and camera gear. Troubling. :(

Troubling indeed, I once heard a conference covered by NPR in which soldiers from Iraq were telling their eye-witness reports of just going through cities and wiping out innocents and enemies alike. Women, children, unarmed men, very un-American.

Well... That's better than MW2 at least I bet.

At 1/8/10 01:40 PM, Jamoke wrote: I registered for their weekly e-newsletter.

NICE! You comin to the pot-luck next Thursday?

At 4/10/10 07:47 PM, Brelm wrote: Honestly, those 3 should be rewarded with medals & 10000$ for taking another idiot out of the gene pool.

You must be on the Express lane to Hell

It'd be cool, I could see maybe Spike TV having a 15 min show with the monthly best flash cartoons. Or an NG film festival, like an annual thing where the best is shown.

That's awful.. My condolences Synthesize. They're like little people, tough loss. I'm great friends with my 10 year old cat that lives indoors with me, and I got 2 more cats that live outside I feed & socialize with.

I have a 2 part question. A) Have they figured out how to unfreeze Ted Williams from the Alcor facility in Scottsdale, AZ

B) Does he return to playing professional baseball?

happy birthday Rig! I believe this is my 2nd year congratulating you on your birth.

At 4/9/10 03:38 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote:

At 4/9/10 03:36 PM, VespeneGas wrote: Also, no one in this thread spelled Robert Pattinson's name correctly even once.

Fuckin' kids.

As if we give a shit about how to spell that mediocre actor's name.

Without spelling words and names lose meaning.

How is John Titor? Do his predictions actually come true?

At 4/10/10 12:09 AM, igott wrote:

At 4/10/10 12:06 AM, AmazingTheNinja wrote: How about instead of drum sticks, you could use petrified dicks?

How is that even related to my lingering decision to quit?
And I don't do drums, I'm the bassist.

Well there's your answer. What kind of drummer doesn't take care of his own shit? I think it's time you join/form a new group if you're driven to succeed.

Who else is tuning in? I know there's some coasters on newgrounds. George Noory sucks, Ian is ok, Knapp is too. But the show's never quite as good when they host.

At 4/9/10 11:55 PM, Salnax wrote:

At 4/9/10 11:51 PM, 3dog14 wrote: Are you Crazy? I'm not living on the moon!

Yeah! What is we run into Hitler?

What's he doing in space? Earth Jews too powerful for Hitler?

Scientists have identified tunnel-like spaces on the surface of the moon, which can be areas where human inhabitation could be possible, an Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) scientist working on the Chandrayaan mission has claimed.

http://expressbuzz.com/cities/bangalore/
a-tunnel-on-moon-to-live/163944.html

Rambo III on Sega Genesis... Rented it in it's time and it kicked my ass. Years later I beat it on an emulator using savestate at like every advancement in the game.

Well I'd pick Dead Reckoning, it's big, armored, loaded with technology and 100% zombie-proof!!

... the Greeks observed that the naturally occurring 'lodestone' attracted iron pieces ...

When current flows in a wire, a magnetic field is created around the wire. From this it has been inferred that magnetic fields are produced by the motion of electrical charges. A magnetic field of a bar magnet thus results from the motion of negatively charged electrons in the magnet....

I just tried it, tastes a little like a weird Juicy Fruit to me, except better because it's sugar free. It's tasty.

My porn name is Alf

At 4/9/10 02:23 PM, rome-lherison wrote: Now i have no clue what you may think about this but Robert Patterson is going to play Kurt cobain in the new Nirvana movie. -___-

Fail or no fail

http://www.popcrunch.com/robert-pattinso n-kurt-cobain-biopic/

Robert Pattinson