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Which of these would you vote for? Posted December 13th, 2007 in Politics

All right, the race is down to 2 people. There are no political parties (eg. republican or democrat) and you absolutely must vote. You cannot back down and you must choose one.

These two people are completely radical opposite.

Canidate 1:
Religion: I believe that religion should be a part of everyday life, and that if the US is to be holy we shall sanctify it. Prayer should be forced in all schools, as well as (religious symbols) throughout halls.
War: We are on a holy mission. If them terrorists are blowing up people in the name of Allah, we must go in and stop them and possibly convert them as well.
Tough decisions: The bible says homosexuality is a sin, so no gay marriages, or gay sex. People must not be put off of life support if the Bible says so.
Environment: There is no global warming the believers will be sent to heaven to let's use up our oil like the good Lord intended us to.
Study: We must teach creationism. Evolution and saying we're evolved from monkeys is false and stupid. The world is only 4000 years old. Evolution is fake.

Canidate 2
Religion: Religion should play no part in law whatsoever. It's a country for everyone, so no swearing on the Bible. Prayer should not be in any schools but religious schools and no religious symbols in public areas.
War: We shall have no part of it. Live and let live. Those people are doing what they believe in, we should let them be.
Tough decisions: People should decide for themselves. If two men or two women want to be wed let them be married! It's not up to us to decide who's right and who's wrong. Life support? It's up to the family of what happens-the government should not intervene.
Environment: Global warming is true. We must cut gas emissions, raise gas prices and put more money into electric cars and alternative fuel sources, like ethanol or hydrogen.
Study: Evolution must be taught in public schools, not creationism. Creationism goes against science, which is proven to be true. Do not teach creationism.

Well, NG...
sorry for some typos, but who would you vote for?
A conservative guy who goes to his place of worship more than his house?
A liberal guy who goes against beliefs?

Who would you vote for?

Personally I'd vote canidate 2.
Response to: First video game ever owned? Posted December 12th, 2007 in General

I'm not sure, but I think my first one was either
Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle 3 for GBC.
Or, Pokemon Yellow.

Response to: Daily Comic Caption Contest =) Posted December 11th, 2007 in General

Umm, is this good enough?

Daily Comic Caption Contest =)

Response to: Good news people! Posted December 10th, 2007 in General

All right, I've bought it officially!
It should be here in I don't know when.

Good news people! Posted December 10th, 2007 in General

You might have seen my earlier Fire Emblem 6 posts.
Well, I found out today, and I've finally bought it!
I've going half and half with my parents I pay half, so I'll work to pay most of it, and buy my lunch less often.
It is a japanese cartridge but there's videos on youtube that are in english that I'll use as my guide and translator.
Hooray!
Merry Christmas/Hannukah, (day 6)

You'll laugh when you read this Posted December 8th, 2007 in General

A couple of weeks ago, in history class, we were learning about Ancient Romans, and the gladiators.
We learned that gladiator's root, gladius, means two things

Swords, since the gladiators carried swords, and it meant...

Penis. Gladius also meant penis. Apparently the gladiators were portrayed with erections.

I guess even in ancient times we men were still concscious of its size.

Response to: Fat kids Posted December 8th, 2007 in Politics

So who's to blame:
The kids?

Yes

The parents?

Yes

Society?

A tiny bit

The govenment?

Nah not really

Food franchises?

HELL NO! When you blame them that's cheap and pathetic.

Pro vs. Anti Israel Posted December 8th, 2007 in Politics

NG, think of this as a poll.
I want to see what majority of people here are pro/anti israel.
So answer these few questions here please

1. What shoul the world do - Defend Israel or Destroy it?

2. Suicide Bombers- Terrorists or Martyrs?

3. What was it, British Mandate or Palestine?

4. The wall surrounding Israel is - Necessary for defense or A wall to deprive Palestinians.

What are your answers to those questions?

(If you answer the first answer to the questions, then you're Pro Israeli, and vice versa etc.

Response to: Am I a sad excuse of life? Posted December 8th, 2007 in General

...That makes you very, very sad.
Unless you're a 65 year old grandmother. Then most of that would be normal.

Response to: The Most Epic Suicide Ever Posted December 8th, 2007 in General

By the time I'd get the cheese, salami, pancakes, fat kid, build a building etc.
and get all the money and contracts, etc.
I'd die of old age.

Response to: Daily Comic Captions #2 Posted December 7th, 2007 in General

Here's mine.

Daily Comic Captions #2

If we were made by a higher being Posted December 3rd, 2007 in General

Why are dinosaurs on the fucking earth?

morons...
Response to: Your favourite black person? Posted November 26th, 2007 in General

At 11/26/07 08:27 PM, Epica wrote: Seeing as there are more black people than humans on the Earth nowadays

Please, put down your KKK manual, and open your eyes you idiot.

Or was saying that blacks aren't human more for shock value?

If you could be a movie character Posted November 26th, 2007 in General

From an action movie, who would you be?

I'd be James Bond.

I could kick the crap out of anyone I want
Get laid all the time
All suave and stuff
Handle guns
Save the fucking world.

The only downside I can think of is the British accent he has.

Yes, I said it you Brits!

I like American accents better

Lipozene! Loopholes Posted November 25th, 2007 in General

Lipozene is crap. It's for losers and idiots. Here are some loopholes that I found. These are not exact quotes.

"Body fat is over the muscles, underneath the skin."
No $%@!

"78% of each pound that was lost was pure body fat!"
Then what's the other 22%? Muscle? Organ tissue?

"People were not asked to change their daily lives"
Taking lipozene does change it.

"In a double blind test at a university, Lipozene was clinically proven to work."
At which university? Were the scientists paid by Lipozene?

"Our prices are worth the power of Lipozene!"
Meaning it's expensive. It even costs $30.00 for the 30 day "risk free trial," which probably excludes shipping and handling.

"Average of 3.86 lb lost over 8 weeks"
This was in small print at the bottom. 3.86 pounds in 8 weeks? It didn't even say 3.86 pounds lost per week. After 8 weeks of lipozene, you'd go from 200 pounds to 196 pounds.

I hate these commercials. How can sheep buy these crap products when the loopholes are right in front of you?

Response to: most racist thing i've ever seen! Posted November 25th, 2007 in General

Oh my G-d, this is racist, bigoted, and just plain wrong.

Response to: I'm a magnet for the common cold. Posted November 25th, 2007 in General

At 11/25/07 07:43 AM, Mind-Edge wrote: I'm usually sick only once per year.

I was like that until this year.
I don't know if people are more sick, but I've had a stuffed nose, cough, infection, or whatever almost every week this year. Not kidding.
Probably because people in my school barely wash their fucking hands. It's sick.

Response to: How'd you think up your username? Posted November 25th, 2007 in General

When I made this I loved archery (still do) so it was going to be Ranger, but since it was already taken I put Ranger2.

I did change the name to Ranger and SamDominion once. Ranger, because it was the original, and SamDominion because it sounded cool.

Response to: A World Without Death Posted November 25th, 2007 in General

At 11/25/07 02:56 AM, Xmanne wrote: And that world will have Hitler hosting a gay,faggot ass talk show.

You got that from Family Guy.
Don't steal ideas, because it's just not funny if it's not yours.

Response to: Girls aren't honorable anymore. Posted November 25th, 2007 in General

I take it your girlfriend broke up with you recently and now you're using her as a basis for all women.

Response to: I Need To Know Some Things... Posted November 25th, 2007 in General

Ok, calm down. Yes, there was an awful, awful time where I felt exactly like you (minus the emo) but well...

Don't kill random people. That's just plain wrong.
Telling someone you like you'll kill her and cut yourself in front of her? Not only will that make you look crazy, but cutting yourself will make you look like a pussy, and would you like to be remembered as "that suicidal emo nutjob?"

Oh, and 2 plus 4 is 6.

Last, who are your friends? Don't listen to the bullies in school. If you have friends, then you shouldn't care about what they say.

Oh, and last thing. Not trying to be anti-emo, but emos do get picked on often. If you stopped being emo (if you are one, I think you said you were) you'd probably have an easier time at school or wherever this is happening.
Hang in there.

Response to: Blame All Your Problems On Mcfoofa! Posted November 24th, 2007 in General

What the hell?

Ok, then.

Response to: Pain Under My Jaw. Posted November 24th, 2007 in General

Hmm, my guess is that your lymph nodes are swollen.
Not sure what disease that is a symptom of, but your doctor would know more than I.

Response to: What will you name your children? Posted November 24th, 2007 in General

What would I name my kids?

Well...

For a boy

Sam
Matt
Roy (probably not, but I like the name)
Art

Girl

Dawn
Ellen

I dropped the soap in the shower. Posted November 24th, 2007 in General

Yes, I did drop the soap, and a traumatic thing happened to me.
I was taking a shower alone when I dropped the soap. It landed on the other side of the shower, so I stepped over to pick it up and I slipped and broke my jaw.

:(

What's plugged into your TV? Posted November 23rd, 2007 in General

And I mean any TV in your house, one that has the most plugs. If there's a tie, then choose one randomly.

In my basement the television has

A VCR with a Top Gun video cassette, recently rewinded.

And a Wii.
Response to: I am the luckiest man alive! Posted November 22nd, 2007 in General

At 11/21/07 07:02 PM, gamedude107 wrote: well i just found a pound when i went to the toilet!

Of what? Or do you mean $$$?

I am the luckiest man alive! Posted November 21st, 2007 in General

I opened a pack of those Starbursts where it has two of them...

Orange and Lemon flavor!
Perfect combination.

Response to: How much do you weigh Posted November 20th, 2007 in General

At 11/20/07 09:40 PM, benjadaninja wrote: 114.

Wow, me too! 114 lbs.

Response to: Newgrounds all the boys have moobs Posted November 19th, 2007 in General

At 11/19/07 03:13 PM, 2r0x0rs4you wrote: I'm gonna puke!

Move over, you're hogging the toilet. I'm gonna blow too!