At 8/27/08 05:13 PM, mooseisloose wrote: i wish i had xbox live! :( TOM BUY ME XBOX LIVE! kthxbai x

*cough* XBOX Live Silver which has the XBL Marketplace is free *cough*

Jesus Fucking Christ, I Hate School, It Made Me Think That Today Was The 27th, I Wish I Had Gone To The Bank/Gamestop And Bought Some MS Points!!!! (JFC-IHS-IMMTTTWT27-IWIHGTTB GABSMSP)

to the dude above me who thinks he knows what he's talking about, it doesn't matter how big the file is, computers can access around a GB per second, from it's own files (that's why mov files on computers never lag, but they do on the internet.) so unless his map is over about 500MB (which is WAY over NG's limit) than it's just the fact that his computer's virtual memory is low and (copied from the virtual memory too low message) "some requests for information may be turned down."

If you want something funny, have a glue shooter (that stops whoever it hits for a short amount of time) and make it so that when it shoots, you see a horse walking into the turret.

@Magical...

you never seem to know anything about Flash, (you always give horrible advice) so why the fuck are you here.

At 8/11/08 01:33 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: It's a highly experimental code mixing both actionscript 3 and javascript. It doesn't work with all browsers, but you can get more info on emanuele feranato's page.
(sorry if I spelled his name wrong)

That's deleting/editing things on the menu (like taking away the Forward Button, making it so that the Forward button says Cocksucker, etc.) not disabling right click

also, schools can get it for free if it goes into their cirriculum (impossible in middle school, unlikely in high school, some colleges give the same possibility as high school, if you go to a technology school and have prroof of it, you can buy it for the student price.)

If you're in high school, ask your principal if they could add Flash to their technology cirriculum. If you can convince them, then all you have to do is join that class and you can use the Flash (though you have to do it to the teacher's instructions)

But I also suggest downloading the free trial, getting really good at it, and start trying to earn money. (Kongregate has monthly contests for like $500, and you get about half of the advertisement money for your games, NG has the AD thing too but I don't know about their precentages.) (You could try and find somebody to sponser your Flash) but, best of all, if you become EXTREMELY good, you might be able to get a job for the Behemoth, (I think he used Flash to make AH and CC) and then you'd be set for life.

Start with number 2... sometimes you can just defrag, and then you won't need to delete anything.

And, NG only accepts 10MB or less, if you have 10MB or less on your computer, than you're fucked...

(pretty much, if you honestly only have 10MB, and you're using NG, you have a few minutes untill you destroy your computer completely.)

Or you could make it universal (go look in the constants menu of AS2.)

your grammar is terrible and it's Custom, not Custem...

Not a problem with file-size, you're virtual memory is too low, you need to either.

Delete stuff from your computer
Defrag your hard drive
or Buy a new hard drive (this is the only sure-fire way to fix it.)

At 8/11/08 02:05 AM, Dugh wrote:

At 8/10/08 06:45 PM, RandomHuman wrote: Too many cock jokes on NG, pm me when it's done so I can see to it that it DOES get banned (btw, if any guy adds a penis to there flash, that's a surefire way to know that they're gay)

Lol, what a jerk.
I just said that the screenshot doesn't have much to do with the actual movie!
It's not gonna be some lame cock joke :P

And it's probably not going to get banned

umm... there's no way that you can add a penis to a cartoon and make MATURE (then again, most of the people that actually think this will be cool are 15 year old nerds...) laugh.

I don't know, but don't upload it to show it to somebody, convert it to a .mov instead and upload it to Photobucket or wherever...

no it doesn't...

You push of the ground, then you tuck your legs while your going up and you stop mid-fall, and then you extend your legs before you land.

Too many cock jokes on NG, pm me when it's done so I can see to it that it DOES get banned (btw, if any guy adds a penis to there flash, that's a surefire way to know that they're gay)

At 8/10/08 04:08 PM, Gatekeeper0 wrote:

At 8/10/08 04:03 PM, Healthy wrote: Bump the frame rate.

but why then everything would go a lot faster ? I tried putting it to 30 and the character jsut fell throught the floor when going up the slope in the second level. anyway to stop this?

Stop being lazy, we all know what we're talking about... Flash isn't like drawing, it takes ALOT of time...

If you don't put at least a month of work into a flash game or animation than i'd give it a 25% chance of ever passing judgement...

if you ever looked at a game closely, you would notice that jumping looks exactly the same as falling,

to the dude, make it so that the jumping animation is like a falling one...

umm... if you mean like in a line avoider game, an easier one would be to make it (put this on the movie clip for the walls)

on(RollOver){
gotoAndPlay(#)
}

of course, replace the # sign.

At 8/10/08 07:13 AM, WhoknowsmeaUdiO wrote: GUY above me...

It should be gotoAndStop, not play.

P

it's a magic thing called the

stop();

command

and to the person who made this, if you don't know how to make a button, I can gaurentee you will NEVER be able to make a dress up game.

and if you add the music manually and make it stream (as in don't add it to the timeline) it should lag along with the flash (as in, if the fglash lags so does the music.

Reason for this, if you put the music on a layer, it seperates it from the actualy movie, thus making it a seperate entity, to run at it's own free will.

If you embed it into the coding of the flash though :D

add that code at the place you want it to stop at, it should stop it (i don't know if it will also restart it...)

You have to tween it normally, but here's the catch, you must do it within each symbol.

Uggh... if we look at it from a completely logical and neutral point of view, runescape DOES suck.

Completely :D

We can start with the gameplay. It's repetitive and boring.

Umm... Mouse Click to do everything = Suckage

Okay, combat system. Too much based on luck, and largely boring.

Makes it feel slightly e-penis-ey

Community. Often regarded as one of the worst MMO communities.

Started out as noob, became n00b, became newb, became n3wb, became nub, and now... "Fucking cunt faced dickhead." LIKE WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!!!

Graphics. In complete fairness, the graphics are awesome. Look at it - Runescape is coded in Java. Java is not a graphics engine. The creators of runescape really pushed Java to the limit with the HD update.

Umm... it doesn't matter if it's outdated, would you say that compared to the graphics of today, Pico was good just because it was made in an earlier version of flash? No.

Storyline/quests. Most of the quests are actually half-decent in terms of storyline and how they play. There's multiple-part quests, some of which are amazing.

I'll agree with that, Runescape's quest probably have the most consistent storyline in the world...

Since the various other updates (removal of wilderness, removal of free trade), it has basically turned into an even more fun-less game aimed at little kids. They even reversed the rule making it impossible for you to sign up if you say you're under 13.

umm... ok... who cares, nobody wants to join Runescape...

To anyone who tries to attack me for ignoring the RWT issue, I am aware of the issue and probably understand it more than you do.

RWT? You're so stupid that you're making up computer slang and yet you say we're more stupid than you? I think not sir.

And I don't play runescape anymore - yes, I did play once, but I quit years ago.

RS HD just came out dumbass...

If you have an issue with anything I wrote here, you will have better luck PMing me - I seriously doubt I'll find this thread again.

you sir are a dumbass...

At 8/10/08 01:17 AM, igott wrote: Protected sex and one Night stands better be part of it.

Protected Sex, Check! (everytime you have a choice of unprotected or protected, protected sex being for faggots that like to hear a girl that they can't see moan.)
One Night Stands, Half Check! (you could kill the girl you fucked...)

Ahaha I heard you can fuck your bangin-hot wife and have kids, and then you can cut your kids in half and fuck your wife some more >:D

At 8/9/08 06:49 PM, Jezuz wrote:

At 8/9/08 06:11 PM, RandomHuman wrote:

...my freind works for bethesda...
i'm probably the only one that still plays Daggerfall
I have talked with plenty of people from Bethesda

Because Bethesda tells everyone about their future plans.

Oh, and in an interview I don't feel like finding for E3 08, someone from Bethesda said something along the lines of "We're in no way abandoning the Elder Scrolls series and we look forward to working with that IP again, but right now all our focus is on Fallout 3."

Dumbass, I never said they talked to me about TES5, but they did say that they're "probably just going to continue with Fallout 3" sounds like they only want to do that.

At 7/26/08 09:23 AM, MasterOfSword wrote: Nintendo DS Lite.

HAHA, how old are you? 10?

I had an SNES than a Gameboy Color, then a Gameboy Advanced (which was the shit when I got it, it was like the XBOX 360 of the, i don't know... than an XBOX, than a DS, and now i gots an XBOX 360...

I have all of them ATM except for the SNES

At 8/9/08 01:55 PM, 7794 wrote: You mean, 3 Shitty first-person shooters with a shittier story-line and the only reason it sells because of its multi-player which gets boring after a week VS. Basically the greatest games ever made

I think 3 Shitty first-person shooters with a shittier story-line and the only reason it sells because of its multi-player which gets boring after a week, wins.

No, I think he means, a series that is on the Top 20 list of the best games ever (might I add, before MGS)
And also the one that made, both the XBOX and the XBOX 360 famous.

At 8/9/08 04:03 PM, VI-Chuckles-IV wrote: You start off as your dad fuckin your mom in the arse. 9 months later, there you are.

Assfuck = Baby?