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At 5/10/10 11:46 PM, killaforreala wrote:

At 5/10/10 11:35 PM, Colemanation wrote:

At 5/10/10 11:19 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: Just photo copy your cock, and print it out.

its too small, the printer wont pick up the heat of his one incher

HAHAHA,
this comes from a 14yr old!

haha, of course it comes from a 14yr old, who else would make such a joke?

At 5/10/10 11:19 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: Just photo copy your cock, and print it out.

This. Everyone will think you are b.a.

By accident? If it was an honest accident I wouldn't do anything. If it was a stupid accident I would be annoyed and might tell them to smarten up, but nothing other than that.

Kind of a coincidence that this very movie was referenced in a Cracked.com article yesterday. I believe the article said something along the lines of "... pieces of shit like the 1966 Batman movie which became a cult hit for geeks to laugh at while stoned."

I could give two shits

get it?

9.8 Billion dollars ... yeeeea boy. What I find odd is that according to this Canada spends more on their military than Isreal, I guess it kind of makes sense.

All my kids will get is crippling debt .. and maybe some pictures of me doing their mom in the ass with a caption about how that's where their brothers and sisters went.

At 2/3/10 12:07 PM, LordFerrok wrote: round 1, fight!

Jesus! Now that would be a battle I would like to see.

At 1/25/10 04:40 PM, DemiseAnimation wrote: the only people that believe in it are unintelligent or have been brainwashed since birth

While I agree with most of your post, I find this statement to be ignorant and incorrect. I have met a lot of religious people who fit neither quality you have mentioned. I think the main problem is that empty cans rattle the most so you are usually only exposed to the unintelligent brainwashed types even though you unknowingly interact with intelligent believers everyday.

I have always enjoyed the whole concept of trying to imagine what it would be like after death, the concept of true nothingness, gives me chills sometimes. I think it will be like the television when there is no signal, just static, haha.

I don't drive a car, that must mean...

... I'm invincible! Watch out world, Ranchero is back and scared of nothing this time!

I have actually only seen the commercials, but I may just buy this game for some fapping material.

Also now that I think of it I remember being a little kid and being really attracted to the Disney chicks, and aladdin of course, I would so go gay for him.

At 2/1/10 12:53 AM, Yrtnej wrote:

At 2/1/10 12:51 AM, Ranchero wrote: Are you guys ever find yourselves attracted to people that aren't real?

No, and definitely not this one.

How can you say that to this kind of ass!?

Yes this is a video game, No this is not the VG Forum.

BUT

This game marks the first time I have ever been sexually aroused by a video game character. I mean dayum, that bitch is hot. Are you guys ever find yourselves attracted to people that aren't real?

At 2/1/10 12:35 AM, Lagatag wrote: Black vs Blonde

One of those situations where nobody wins

I can't remember how this one ends

Fathers Against Gay Sons

no no no no notorious!

At 1/31/10 03:36 AM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote:

At 1/31/10 03:14 AM, Canas wrote: alphanumeric!

Reboot? That show was fucking awesome.

Yah until they fucked it all up with the 2nd gen ... same with Beasties, or Beast Wars if you live in the states.

At 1/31/10 12:49 AM, Gagsy wrote: Pizza is good no matter what.

This ... Although I am usually too lazy to pop cold pizza in the microwave.

I was the fucking champ at pogs.

Yah that's what makes the rose such a great metaphor.

At 1/30/10 07:08 AM, cast wrote: I wonder how this one ends??

I lol'd

Here's mine ... sorry about the shitty effort.

Einstien ... or Carl Jung ... or Jeremy Clarkson

"Tron funkin blow"

I don't really have a philosophy per se, no little quote or ideal that I live my life by.

However I do feel that humans purpose on this planet is no different from that of a rose, or a turtle, or some plankton in the ocean. Our sole purpose (if you can call it that) is to reproduce, grow our species. We as humans are merely lucky enough to have concious thought on top of all the other things that most other species on this planet have. Pretty much I am saying it is best to enjoy this life while you have it, in any way you want.

Trust me there are plenty of cool chicks that are good looking and aren't into douchebags. I am pretty sure girls also get frustrated when guys go for the fake looking plastic barbies that have no substance.

At 1/26/10 01:14 AM, Gagsy wrote: Well they say that everyone has a book in them

That explains this excruciating pain I've been feeling in my lower abdomen.

At 1/25/10 09:29 PM, Idiocratic wrote: to caffeine.

I am just not myself without a morning redbull, coffee, or just any other caffeinated beverage.

Anyone else?

Yes, millions of adults around the world.

That's about how tall I was when I was that age. I'm 23 now and I am 6'2, so don't worry about it ... yet.