Rambo26, I guess.

At 3/9/08 01:07 PM, doberman7 wrote: It would suck ass.

BADLY

No, it would suck ass, in a good way.

At 3/8/08 09:31 AM, doberman7 wrote:

At 3/8/08 09:18 AM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: So i'm thinking about getting a 360 to complete my Next-gen collection, and I want the new Bully.

Oh dear.

The problem is I have a Wii as well and the two versions are different.

Do you see me whoring about how rich and cool I am because I have a shitty xbox 360?

So, should I go for motion controls or Superb graphics?

None of them, they`re both fucking shit.

you're...you're just a little asshole aren't you.

(facepalm)

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At 3/7/08 09:49 PM, Cigolini55 wrote: ..by accident, what will the charges be? Also what if i mistake the women for a man? Short hair, rather large, same shape as a man. Broad shoulders, voice like a man, etc, etc. And i just punched her.

Discuss!

Though it'd be epic and funny.

this was an episode of Family Guy.

hitman sucked.

/thread even though it's this far into it.

It does not at ALL fit easily in your pocket. It's hard to pull it out anytime, anywhere.
It wasn't made for self defense, or combat.

At 3/4/08 08:33 PM, sokrky wrote: what is your weapon of choice? It can be from anything from movies to videogames to real life weapon. I'm thinkin i have to go with the m107 berret 50 cal. Whats better than blowin of a guys head from up to 2 miles. Also try to include pictures.

I hate these threads where people don't know the first thing about weaponry and they think they can accurately fire a .50 caliber sniper rifle because they did in a video game.

Let's talk like black people:

Yo, Chingy. YA gots yoself wonadem shawties nah.

Yeeah, I's is gotsis ones of them tawl shawties wit dem big dollaws.

Awww yeaahh, you be makin' it rain like dat soulja boy shawty is a ten money in da bank in da ghetto nig-ga public enemy numbah one y'all.

Awww yeah you be talkin like all dat crank dat and den day be all like, GRILLIZILLZ!!!

Awww yeah dem white ass bitch cracka honkey white racist stupid white people fucks be all keepin' me down in school. I be like tryin' but I still get nasty ass cracka grades. It definiately cuz I'm black all white people think dat we be all like stupid n' shit. But we can't be smart, we live in da ghetto, we to poor to be smawt. Even though I go to a public school, and only my grandaddy was from the actual ghetto, and he moved to the suburbs to get me a decent education, and mah moms is an accountant, we still too poor for education. It is totally not at all my fault, its dem white teachaz fault.

(yes, all black, 10 to 15 year olds, are racist.)

At 3/3/08 05:01 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:

At 3/3/08 04:54 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: I wouldn't recommend it, would you trust some obscure company to sell you cigarettes?

You are buying poison anyway. The ironic nature of your post amuses me. Sure you could get something really bad going online, but all the same you're poisoning yourself for a buzz... just seems silly that you think a company willing to sell poison is better than some obscure company you know just as much about.

I bet he didn't know that smoking is bad for him. Your post definitely inspired him.

jackass.

I don't get this one or the big lipped one.

At 3/2/08 05:22 PM, Saladfingers223 wrote: If an armless man has a gun, is he armed?

give me your opinions

yes, you sir are an idiot.

But do you know what that squiggly line in the corner of my eye is?
Why is it always running away from me? Come Back little line! I only want to be your friend!

At 3/1/08 10:09 PM, AshCohen wrote: i saw this ther other day with a few friends and my gf and i have 2 say its actually pretty good. i no most people wont like it because "omg epic movie sucked" but it is really an improvment over epic movie, it surpised me that it was funny too!

i only give it a 7/10 so it isnt a must see but still very very funny!

That's awesome.

At 2/26/08 07:05 PM, Brownteeth wrote: I have a theory on the afterlife that is very different than most peoples...however i dunno about original.
In a nutshell:

Basically time repeats itself

The big crunch will happen when the big bang runs out of energy

The whole big bang will start over again EXACTLY the same

Our whole lives get reapeated again

This could be our 1000000000 time living this same moment again

That's not the after life.
and the big bang happened by a quark exploding, and it was the only thing around at the time. What will happen to the rest of the universe?

At 8/10/07 04:35 AM, Lord-Zed wrote: I'm gunna fuck you till you fucking die, you fucking motherfucking motherfucker, you.

I'm gonna love you until you lovingly die, you loving, motherloving motherlover you!

Really?

I just got my new AK Cpm Airsoft Gun, and I can't figure out how to get the battery out, and
the manual is really inspecific, can someone help me out

At 2/23/08 06:54 PM, l0vemetal wrote: Haha, play Smells Like Teen Spirit, acoustic style.

Then, after 2 hours, you'll be able to play Eddie Van Halen - Eruption. Acoustic style.

Can you even play eruption on acoustic? Or anything else that includes tapping for that matter.

At 2/22/08 09:40 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: How about explaining colour to a person born blind?

Jumping in a vat of acid somehow mixed with lava, naked, and surviving?

Whoever said 'Anything is possible' should've been shot.

just...just, stop.

(fail.)

At 2/22/08 05:35 PM, Hawkaron wrote:

At 2/22/08 05:29 PM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote:

At 2/22/08 05:27 PM, Hawkaron wrote: Bah, this is why I fucking hate teenagers...

Says the teenager...

I wish I wasn't. Thanks to that, people see me as one of these dumb shitholes. Well, I don't really hate myself, though, so i'll take that back and change it to something like this: I hate all teenagers except for people like me, including myself.

You just made it sound like you hate yourself again.

*Facepalm

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nothing really.

At 2/22/08 05:24 PM, Lorkas wrote: itz cuz u hav leters in ur name lopl

umm...what?

no one want's to argue with me, seriously?

At 12/1/07 01:28 PM, APOPHIS57 wrote: If zombies attacked (assuming they're the kind that will eat your flesh without mercy and die when you shoot them in the head) what weapons would you choose and what type of place would you stake out over night (assuming you had a party of about 8 or 9 people)

I'd lock the front door of a costco/walmart,. Get on the roof,
and pick off zombies with a rifle.

Lately, I've seen many posts of people wanting to commit suicide.
Almost all of them are of people who are under eighteen. They take
what should be the best time of their life, and damn it to hell! Why do
some people not realize that life is what you make it. If your life sucks
then you're only thinking that your life sucks. Because life, Cant Suck when
your under 30! Maybe not even suck at all!
If your complaining about your ugliness,your bad grades,
or anything of that nature,There is no fucking reason for you
to complain about that. Ugliness: puberty. Bad grades: Concentrate more!
You control what goes on with your life, if you find yourself in a shithole, you can
just as easily as you got into the shithole, get yourself out of it. All you have to do
is think positively, and you won't be suicidal anymore dumbass.

an AK 47u

Carlos Mencia.

What did he do that made everybody hate him? Is there a certain post he made?
Why is he hated?

umm... what did you do that made everyone hate you?
I heard about you but, I don't know why.

At 2/15/08 11:32 AM, flashplayer5 wrote: I was wondering, if you got the chance to go to a weekend long non-stop paintball game, which included the following:
Free resupply tent
actual driveable vehicles
choose your own team
full combat uniform & equipment (radio, ammo clips, etc)
an objectives list ( destroy blue team's base by 7PM saturday kinda thing )
tents to sleep in
no rules except the usual don't shoot anyone in the face, no kiling blahblahblah
low cost

Yeah, so basically, war with painball guns, would you do it?

There's already an airsoft field like that. They have several humvies
and a helicopter. It should pwn. My friends and I use radios and stuff already.
your only alternative is to join the military if you want to do something like that for free.

At 2/14/08 05:54 PM, Dew wrote: Guys, it's not funny. Or original, or witty. It's lame.

That is all.

O RLY