Learn to play legit, you noob. I know someone will probably spoonfeed you some surrogate skill, but that's the minority.

u need 2 lurn how 2 spel d00d -.-

If you're willing to spend a few hundred bucks. Jasc Paint Shop Pro has enough functionality for a wide variety of user skills and costs considerably less.

I don't either.
There is no need.

Suprisingly when I was in highschool, they weren't much for beating up people, although that was probably because it was a Catholic school.

I got through that with my soul intact by being a complete wiseass with the other students.

Futurama isn't on the airwaves anymore, just cable :(

I've read some of the comic books, and they're good... we really need Family Guy Comics...

That's because Bearshare puts spyware on your comp. A lot of file sharing solutions do it. Bittorrent doesn't.

-According to our old friend Spybot S&D

Common name: Akumitis
Scientific name: Shin Goku Satsu
Main symptoms: Unstoppable urge to play Street Fighter
Additional symptoms: 4 hit combos
Cure: Cross your fingers and hope it goes away
Info: Don't look at me, I suffer from it!

um... (lol)

Lol... this... *ahem*
Hopefully this comes out right, because I sure can't edit or preview my posts :(

A maniac is running around with a saw, and the only way to stop him from killing you is to use your own saw to fight back.

Whoever posts next gets to be that maniac!

Watch me and everyone else intentionally misinterpret every word of that.

Go to the grocery store and buy one. -.-

Can't even compete. Don't bother.

Haven't thought of it that way, but yeah. Sort of like a combo of Warioware(the little parts... relatively damnit), and an RPG (You should know)...

Use in conjunction with Ad-Aware, both are very nice programs and are free too.

This gives me an idea for an awesome shump...

Lol... be careful. The clocks have delicate souls...

Slayder, you do realize how big the NG forum community is? Anything that's not excessively popular is gone within a few days. Yep, no comments, just bye bye.

And 5,000th person? I thought I was the 23,457th one. Maybe it's not as big as I thought.

Um... you're doing this all wrong.
Take pistols, and turn your backs to each other. You take 10 paces, turn around, and draw, and then whoever's left alive wins.

-.-

Post what you think the average age of your everyday NG user is, and anything else averagewise:

My presumption:
The average NG user is a bored 12 year old male who has nothing better to do, judging from all the photoshop pictures I see...
I assume the average NG flashmaker is also a bored 12 year old male who doesn't care enough to make something good, and could care less if their material passes judgement.

Notably, a lot of people ask questions that are covered in the FAQ and use exceedingly poor grammar... ever heard of capslock? Or Perhaps Not Capitalizing Every Single Word? OR TURNING IT OFF? (lol) Last time I checked, most people don't talk in real life using poor grammar, and if you've figured out how to steer your web browser to Newgrounds, you should have enough english skills to make yourself understandable...

Am I valid, or would I rather be flamed? You decide!

... Have you heard of these wonderful things called buttons?

They're probably in your perpherial vision. Now, all you need to do is wait for someone to post the tutorial with the locations, and maybe you'll know.

Seriously, people are insanely moronic these days, anyone agree?

You're aware you can type addresses into your webbrowser, right?

Allegiance.

But more seriously... No. &%#$ you.

Obligatory 2nd Opinion

Or not, here are the highlights.

_SRM_TheBored: The multiplayer is about 1% as good as the single player... yeah, the multiplayer is THAT good...

madpeople: i love it how in games you can shoot someone 10 times with a minigun and they dont die, but you punch them once in the head or twice in the body and they die xD o.0 :)

Baronleafblower: great graphics demo with great ai. this is what doom3 should've played like.

zarcain: seems a 14 year old would be scared to death of the website, I guess?

If you're going to launch missles into space, you need to use massive re-entry speeds to pierce some armor, and at that rate, you wouldn't need the uncontrolled fusion reaction to cause massive damage. Just imagine 100 superheated rods crashing into buildings at hypersonic speeds, wrecking the buildings and possibly igniting them...

When I played my old flight sims like Red Baron II, I played with an inverted Y-axis for realism. However, when I play Allegiance, it's more convenient to play without it, less brainpower used, leaving me free for aiming my miniguns, planning a stealthy approach on a techbase, circling around the teleport reciever I'm galving, blah blah blah.

As you can see, I will plug Allegiance at every opportunity.

If you want to get drunk, drink a fatal amount of alcohol in the course of a few minutes and ruin your life, if you manage to survive.

As far as I'm concerned , anyone who wants to get drunk in school is not worth saving.

What the... the idea that someone would say Kasumi was implanted in my head 5 seconds before I started typing this.

Strider Hiryu, Marvel Vs Capcom incarnation.

sounds liek sum1 needz 2 lurn basic gramar

-.-

Eheheh... I came to the RS basher's side when I just about exhausted the free world. Why pay 5.95 a month for a FRICKIN BROWSER BASED GAME?